Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

[Vorfeed]

The door to the SI has this Bravil guard which you can knock out, but not kill. I love doing this, and one day when I decided to do it again, his armor was replaced with average villager clothes. I noticed he was actually wearing the exact outfit the Adoring Fan wears. I came back today since I needed to do a quest in the SI, and he was wearing a different outfit than the previous one. I tried to pickpocket him, and all of his armor is in his inventory, and they're marked as already stolen.

[Casamir]

not sure if this counts as a glitch but it was sooo funny..
i have a mace enchanted with '3pts of shock damage over 10ft in 1 sec' (not exact but oh well), note the area effect, i paralyze my enemies alot and when i attack the enemy with this mace they seem to bounce up into the air, i can even play 'keepy upys' with them if im good lol its so funny, im sure this is down the the area effect, it makes them look as if they have just fallen onto a mine..

[tyrce111]

I had just recieved my wabbajack from seogoorath and i was going from camp to camp tuning anything animal in to a crab or an ogre!!

i dog saw us so i wabbajacked him rite in the face, it turned in to a sheep i think...
so my shadowmear kicked it ass and it turned back in to a dog rite as it died...

but the dog apeared in mid air standing rite was up...

i tried attacking it with my umbra but it didnt work!!
i couldnt do anything!

[Ebony Crusader]

I was palyin with shadowsmere(or whatever) and used a area of affect spell as i was deploying the spell i mounted my horse the horse died but i was on it not being able to move when the horse got back up a entry popped up saying i was kicked out of the theives guild for assault...weird

[Darkheart]

After completing Vaermina's quest in Arkved's tower, I decided to pay him another visit to put him out of his misery, since he was going to spend the rest of his life in Nightmare, only to find that Arkved standing upright in his bed, locked in permanent slumber, only a standing slumber.

In case you're wondering, I decided to leave him alone.

[labestemmiaselvaggia]

[[[WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILER]]] I have yet to enter the Thieves Guild but Methredel came to me to tell me the Gray Fox is waiting for me in Bruma

[Gandolf828]

@ Ebony Crusader Shadowmere is a member of the thieves guild

[Ebony Crusader]

well i have attacked it before and nothing as happened

[Valus]

[[[WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILER]]] I have yet to enter the Thieves Guild but Methredel came to me to tell me the Gray Fox is waiting for me in Bruma

[[[POSSIBLE SPOILER, AS WELL]]]
That happened to me too, and on my good character, did you happen to visit the White Monk Monastery? If you did, that's why.

[WartBoy95]

A couple of Bears were floating in the air, I slashed them both once with my sword, and they fell to the ground. Same thing happened with a Bandit shortly after. Pretty amusing, you had to see it. Maybe you've experienced this too. It was over though, next time I met an enemy.

[Yaije]

Hmm while trying to meet up with Count Hassildor for the Arcane University quest I picked a spot near the appointed meeting spot to overlook the spot before hand. Anyways, I spot....

[spoiler alert in case people who haven't done the quest]










I see 3 people walk up, I try to go for ranged kills and fail cause this toon is no marksman and has pathetic destruction skill. Accidentally used the wrong spell... 3 pt fire dmg with maxed AoE and pulled that sheep farmer and some of his sheep into the fight and then watched as the necromancers duked it out amongst themselves... and the sheep. YAY Count Hassildor saved the sheep that day.

[WartBoy95]

1. I walked outside, I saw a guy fall out of the sky, and he swam away. (It was at the Imperial City Waterfront District, he fell near the boat.)

2. Some guy came running at me, casting spells, and my horse kicked him once in the head and he keeled over and died.

3. I casted the heal minor wounds spell, while in 3rd person view, and half my body spazzed out and I fell over.

4. I jumped up, while in the arena fighting the Gray Prince, and he hit me into one of those dishes of fire.

[Gandolf828]

Well since i haven't been on oblivion for awhile i decided to get on for good times sake well anyways i was aww walking around the jail and for some reason there was a npc in there named Ongar the World-Weary and he had no clothing on and inside the jail cell was a dead naked guard and i didn't know what to think since ongar is usually in Olav's Tap and Tack so i am still scared of what happen

[AEthriel]

@ Ebony Crusader Shadowmere is a member of the thieves guild

Shadowmere is Lucien Lachance's horse; meaning he's with the Dark Brotherhood, not the thieves guild.

I had a glitch where Hundolim (the dude outside of the arena) found a full set of Daedric Armor, but a rusty iron shortsword and 3 hit killed me at lvl 27 with difficulty at its lowest. after reloading, i checked his inventory (pickpocketing) and he had just random items but about 300 of them, including objects called "No Name" and "Missing Info". So, now, he's just standing outside in Daedric armor, looking pretty cool

[Gandolf828]

@ AEthriel is the item called No Name a sword by any chance cause i heard of a cheat in the arena district high on top of a building that contain a sword only called No Name and it couldn't be sold and it automatically broke (ofcourse i never found the chest)

[Reaper67]

I had quite an interesting glitch, which was actually intended. I went and got the emperors robes with the whole resurrect clone lute clone glitch. Then I decided that I wanted to bring the emperor with me. I walked the corpse all the way to Waynon Priory (I think that's how it's spelled) and had him watch as I gave his amulet away. He's still there about 10 days later, Bauras watching 24/7.

[The Raven]

It's Weynon Priory :p

I wish i still played this game :/

[justinjg9]

One time i was walking on a path when all of a sudden i came across a imperial guard on a horse. I decided to have some fun so i paralyzed the horse the fell down and the guard started to fade from view.

[Lunarsweets]

I doing the mission with Maglir...The Den of Thieves, I believe, when suddenly, an Imperialguard comes rushing to my aid! Of course, it was appreciated (On account of the fact that I kept dying), and I began to admire the unkown intelligence to the legion. Until, after the fight, he decided to arrest me for assault.

[Valus]

Right before my Xbox broke, when I played Oblivion my console would freeze whenever I press Save on the pause menu, I think it even froze when it tried to autosave. I sure hope this doesn't continue when I get my replacement unit, then it will be a problem, but for now, I'm laughing about it.

[Biotechnic]

I got on an Imperial Horse at what appeared to be the perfect moment, since it was the same time the guard got on the horse. I controlled it, but he was on it. About 15 yards later, though, he jumped back to next to where he was before I got on the horse and started chasing me.

[m@nyt1mes]

i have the isles download, and i found out earlier that the sheogoraths voicewhen you get to the door actually eminates from you, not the door, meaning anywhere you are, you could hear it. i went to the door contemplating the felldew exploit, and decided against it. later, in the leyawiin mages guild, i decided i would cast some restortion spells. i cast the first few, then thought i would start the reccommendation quest. after i talked to dagail, i pumped out one more healing spell, and this was the time sheogoraths voice activated, so when i cast heal minor wounds, i heard a loud thundercrack that scared the hell outa me

[THE MADG0D]

Well while walking through the anvil castle courtyard the king of miscarcand was walking around and didnt even attack me. Also if you can jump high enough and know where to jump you can get out of frostfire glade where you find garridans tears. Theres many more but this bloody thread already is too long.

[billyrage]

The weirdest and funniest thing I have had happen to me is that one time I used a frenzy spell on all of the Mage Apprentices at the arcane university and they killed off all of the guards, and now every other day all of the apprentices and scholars battle with the respawning guards and a large riot ensues one time it got so bad that Palace guards appeared to try to kill the mages.

[Reaper67]

Riots are the best. I started a riot in the Mythic Dawn HQ. Watching them call each other non believers was quite entertaining.