Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Gametag1001 · Post by **Gametag1001** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:24 pm

bradleemilk wrote:
i'm pretty sure an imperial watchman tried to arrest my horse once.

Did you kill someone or did the guard just arrest the horse

Gametag1001 · Post by **Gametag1001** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:25 pm

bradleemilk wrote:
i'm pretty sure an imperial watchman tried to arrest my horse once.

Did you kill someone or did the guard just arrest the horse

The Shibster · Post by **The Shibster** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:23 am

When I was in Garlas Malatar and used 100% chameleon (just for the fun of it) I attacked an Auroran. When I hit him with a fire spell (10 pts for 4 seonds) all other Aurorans that were in the area came and started to fight each other when hit with this spell!!! I didn't have to do anything, they just went about and slaughtered their own kind with (seemingly) pleasure!

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:20 am

triplecrown wrote:
spovz wrote:The other day I was in third person mode and I was sneaking into a guard (he was standing there and i was facing him and moving forward, only there was a wall behind him and he wasnt moving) I was just trying to see if i could push him even though the wall was there (like maybe he would move sideways, when all of a sudden he jumps straight up about 20 feet or so! It was very strange....

did you actually push or did he just go flying out of nowhere

I was pushing him

Gaston_Beuret · Post by **Gaston_Beuret** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:12 pm

High in the mountains I spied a large city from afar. Bruma. I paced my steed, the Shadowmere, forward. Galloping at full speed, he lost his footing and we began falling at a very high rate down the mountain. When we landed, my undead companion tripped so bad that he actually was critical'd by the rock he landed on (ok, ok bad d&d reference

) So now I'm sky diving (or parasailing, whatever.) down the side of the mountain. I land and take half my health bar in damage.

Catching my breath I look to my right side. A black behemoth pushes past me. I unsheath my sword, ready to smite at first glance. However, the creature is already unconcious, and I'm sure you can guess what creature it was. My horse turned into a tobagan. And I rode him all the way down. If there's a cooler way to get down a mountain, I don't know about it.

eleyan · Post by **eleyan** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:06 pm

I once overheard a conversation about new items in a book store. The woman talking said that she was looking forward to reading a book callled "The Lusty Wench"

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:02 pm

Well i used a frenzy spell in all the major citys and places and i think i killed every person too bad u can't kill all the creatures and npcs like conjuers and such too

P.s i have killed all the blind monks where u get the elder scroll

ToyMachine · Post by **ToyMachine** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:15 am

How about the book "the lusty argonian Maid",

lifts-her-tail: ( weird name )"I am here but to clean ur chambers."

crantius: "Is that all you came here for, little one? My chambers?"

L-h-t: "i have no idea what it is you imply, master. i am but a poor argonian maid."

crantius: "so you are my dumpling, and a good one at that, such strong legs and shapely tail." (hahaha)

L-h-t: "you embarrass me, sirl"

crantius: "fear not you are safe with me"

L-h-t: "I Must finish my cleaning sir, the mistress will have my head if i do not!"

crantius: "Cleaning eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

L-h-t: "But it is HUGE! It could take me all night"

crantius: "Plenty of time, my sweet, Plenty of time."

hahahah you come across some crazy stuff in the game!

Gaston_Beuret · Post by **Gaston_Beuret** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:04 pm

ToyMachine wrote:How about the book "the lusty argonian Maid",

lifts-her-tail: ( weird name )"I am here but to clean ur chambers."

crantius: "Is that all you came here for, little one? My chambers?"

L-h-t: "i have no idea what it is you imply, master. i am but a poor argonian maid."

crantius: "so you are my dumpling, and a good one at that, such strong legs and shapely tail." (hahaha)

L-h-t: "you embarrass me, sirl"

crantius: "fear not you are safe with me"

L-h-t: "I Must finish my cleaning sir, the mistress will have my head if i do not!"

crantius: "Cleaning eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

L-h-t: "But it is HUGE! It could take me all night"

crantius: "Plenty of time, my sweet, Plenty of time."

hahahah you come across some crazy stuff in the game!

HAH! OMG I have to show this to someone now. I just heard it... I knew those guys at bestheda were perverted. I KNEW IT!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:34 pm

ROFL

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:01 am

has anyone ever looked behind dagails bed on the top floor of the leyawin mages guild?

seems our resident mage fruitcake may have more than the loss of her amulet to blame for her ramblings

Something Witty · Post by **Something Witty** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:28 pm

What did you find? I dont want to leave Shivering Isles to find out myself D:

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:09 pm

maybe there's nothing behind the bed... maybe i'm just trying to lure you all out of the shivering isles coz i don't have it and am extremely jealous :twisted:

ohhhhhh ok then, it was a big pile of cheap wine. i thought that was quite a nice touch

triplecrown · Post by **triplecrown** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:19 pm

LOL

very funny

Ball Zack · Post by **Ball Zack** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:53 pm

adamus philidas body guard killed adamus philida, i didnt even get a bounty or anything and i was laughing my ass off when the bodygaurd called for backup and philida is getting owned by 20 town guards plus his own bodyguard

Piff · Post by **Piff** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:23 pm

I've seen some guards do some pretty dumb things, but that happens almost on a regular basis, but i was being chased by one, i accidently touched someones merchandise in a guilded carrafe, or whatever. anyway, i was riding away on my horse, laughing because i like making the guards unimportant existance in the world of tamriel miserable. so im running on my horse, and i go through the forest, where the surface textures havent loaded yet, it goes into a loading screen, and the next thing i know, my horse and i are trapped in what seemed to be a large rock. i cant move all i can do is spin around and jump on the thing, while the guard takes swings and only hits the rock. I try getting off the horse, and i do succeed, however i find myself floating in the air walking around. needless to say i had somefun with this until i had to put a stop to it and go inside a building to get back down on the ground, not sure how it happened, but it was entertaining.

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:04 pm

i got stuck in a rock when i was running down towards chorrol from cloud top. i never got out... so probably one for the 'annoying things that have happened to you whilst playing' thread

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:33 am

or in the waterfront there's a spot where 3 rocks meet. if you jump into that space between the rocks, you'll get stuck.

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:10 am

i was running away from the gaurds of bravil, and jumped off this dock place or what you wanna call it, (has alot of mudcrabs by it around bravil) and i got stuck in the ocean between three rocks, after jumping around for a while (like ten minutes) i finally got out, it still sucked though

tsto · Post by **tsto** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:03 pm

I was at Castle Cheydinnhal and I came with a Dark Brotherhood girl that accompanied me, when I got there, a Cheydinnal soldier came up to her and tried to hit on her, he said: "Well met!", the girl put on an angry face, turned around, and faced me and smiled. lol, guess she doesn't like law-abiders.

CubanOlive07 · Post by **CubanOlive07** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:10 am

I turned my horse into an ogre using the wabajack or whatever, and some people near a shrine started attacking it.

I hit one of the unkillable imperial watchmen. He screams out something like “I'm gonna kill you.” All of a sudden, two imperial guards start attacking him and run him out of town.

Some guards followed me into oblivion. No less than 15 seconds later, two of them are dead. The funny thing about it is that I got hit by some harrada and keep walking. I then turn around to see the two idiots do the same, yet not make it over. They both run into the plant over and over until they die.

r · Post by r » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:47 am

When I was walking out of Cheydinhal past the stables, one horse seemed to have spawned on top of another and it was bouncing up and down. It looked like they were making sexy-time.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:49 am

LOL!!!!! oblivion horse breeding

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:28 am

i walked in on methredrel last night, naked.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:21 pm