Oblivion confessions

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You are very, very, very, very, very, very, evil!

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Gaston_Beuret wrote:Here are my confessions:

-As a vampire, I like to keep "favorites" for feeding. When I was caught for stealing from my favorite cattle, I killed her. My confession in this? I'm really lonely now. :cry:

-Sometimes I push the difficulty down so I can kill all the guards with my cowl, then unequip it so I can walk around like Mr Jekyl. "Wow, what a mess. Such violence; I blame the video games myself."

-I don't go to jail. In fact, I would rather kill all my pursuing guards than pay a 5 gold fine.

-When people I don't know show up in the thieve guildhall, I don't ask questions. When the dead bodies become unsightly, I just stop visiting.

-I usually just clear out all the guards in an area. No matter what. I just don't like guards for some reason.

two words for you man .. coun-seling 8)
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maybe it's time to go on a pilgramage :P
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Gaston_Beuret wrote:Here are my confessions:

-As a vampire, I like to keep "favorites" for feeding. When I was caught for stealing from my favorite cattle, I killed her. My confession in this? I'm really lonely now. :cry:

-Sometimes I push the difficulty down so I can kill all the guards with my cowl, then unequip it so I can walk around like Mr Jekyl. "Wow, what a mess. Such violence; I blame the video games myself."

-I don't go to jail. In fact, I would rather kill all my pursuing guards than pay a 5 gold fine.

-When people I don't know show up in the thieve guildhall, I don't ask questions. When the dead bodies become unsightly, I just stop visiting.

-I usually just clear out all the guards in an area. No matter what. I just don't like guards for some reason.
all of these. genius.
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Post by Gaston_Beuret »

Confessions: pt. Deux

-In "The Ultimate Heist" quest, sneaking around becomes integral to the gameplay around the end of the job. In fact, at one point you walk through a barracks filled with sleeping guards. Well, you know where this is going, so I'll keep it short. Easy mode. Sneak attack. 110 blade. 109 strength. Happiness at last.

On a second note, where do they keep getting all this fresh meat from? I mean, don't you think I would have exausted all their men at around 439,000 bounty?

-When the guards just so happen to have that chubby "new guy" look, I reach around for my soul. If I just so happen to have it laying around close to my sleeve, I attempt to put it back inside my chest. If successful, I let him take me to jail. Then I lockpick, and masacre my captors. Keep in mind, the new guy never is hurt in the process. And if I don't find my soul? Well, do I have to say it?

-The only time I truly smile is when a flame bonus from my longsword spins the opposing character in a corkscrew for a spectacular "death spin".

-Sometimes, I wish my character could speak. The main reason for discovering if a well placed "boo!" could kill a mudcrab.

-Sneak, for me, was exciting when I first played because I imagined everything that was obtainable could be stolen somehow, as it was in morrowind. When I found out that items don't really exist in most places, I oddly wasn't disapointed. Why? Because x6 sneak damage IS just that cool.

-On the issue of sneak, I've always wondered how sneaking in front of someone's face really works. Seeing as in our world this would be impossible, I like to dive into my own imagination to give an explanation. My idea? My enemies don't want to see me, so they disavow any signs of me in hope that I'll sneak away. I guess no one told them about x6 sneak damage.
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Post by CrossArmant »

My favorite thing to do is make a strongly enchanted bow and sneak up on people, with like a lightning enchant and shoot them and kill them with on hit and watch them do like a triple back flip down a crevace to their doom.

Also, I chase deer and punch them to death or do the enchanted arrow shot on them and watch them fly off a mountain.
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I created a Dark Elf just for the Dark Seducer's armor :P
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I use Metamucil to help with regularity.
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Post by ace62394 »

k i got a whole new lot:

1) when u take martin to wenyon priory, he has to follow u. so before i took him to the priory, i accidentially took him to the DB sanctuary and all the bro's and sis's started attacking him. he killed most of them, and i got all the loot :P

2) when i finished the bear season quest, i killed the farmer guy.

3) actually, on all the quests outside of the cities, i killed the quest giver at the end of the quest.
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Post by Bear »

*in his best slow breathy voice*

"Murderer"

:twisted: :lol:
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lol :lol:
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lol :lol:
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oops pressed the submit button too much :oops:
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Post by ace62394 »

OH YEAH! my first popular topic lol 8)
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ahem :wink:
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fine you get some crdit too :oops: :lol:
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Post by argonian~thief »

i found it fun when I killed everbody in the encampment outside of Kvatch and put their bodies in a pile in front of the gate
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welcome to the UESP forums!
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ace62394 wrote:fine you get some crdit too :oops: :lol:
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Forgive me for I have sinned... I just had a killing spree in Hackdirt, kiling everyone in the caves. Then I undressed and moved every dead body, making a circle where everyone lay in that Leonardo DaVinci position (u know the man with his arms and leds spread) :twisted:
I used to play Oblivion, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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codex wrote:Forgive me for I have sinned... I just had a killing spree in Hackdirt, kiling everyone in the caves. Then I undressed and moved every dead body, making a circle where everyone lay in that Leonardo DaVinci position (u know the man with his arms and leds spread) :twisted:
Excellent Smithers...

I killed some a bunch of people in SI, took all their clothes and piled their bodies all twisted together so that it looked like a Roman orgy... it made my wife leave the room...
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Nasty one :D
I used to play Oblivion, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Post by Lady Rebecca »

Let's see, confessions.

I'm a vampire, daily bloodsucker. I have a huge stash of bones in my Anvil mansion basement, and I also have an area reserved for my souveniers(I take things off of the bodies when I kill people). I've had to drop nearly 500 lavender sprigs (I drop them on every person after I've killed them, after taking my souvenier of course). I have a very large amount (somewhere around 100) filled black soul gems in one of the crates in the Anvil basement. I steal food in Inns and such quite often to replace them with poisoned apples, just so I can sit down and have a few drinks while I laugh at the idiot who eats one.

That's all I can really think of. Basically, everyone who is a non-essential NPC in this game either is, or will be, dead. :wink:
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Post by ace62394 »

:shock:!!!!!!!!!Confessions Update!!!!!!!!!:shock:
1)Killed a guard in every city for his armor.
2)Stole a beggar's food (don't know why)
3)Did the DB questline

( :lol: :lol: )
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Post by Leon1991 »

I was doing a long dungeon crawl and I told the adoring fan to wait at the entrance, then when I was coming out I hit him with my best arrow and killed him, thinking he was an enemy...
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Post by Noxious »

I once decided owning a manor in Anvil wasn't enough, what with all the people walking around IN FRONT of my manor. (The nerve of those people) So I maybe, kinda, sorta' decided to make sure NO ONE in Anvil walked in front of my manor. The only was to do that was to make sure no one walked. Ever. Anvil is my ghost town now =)
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