Oblivion confessions

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:58 pm

so does any1 have any confessions to make? i killed the archer in the cheydinhal (sp?) fighters guild first quest cuz i needed her armor

btw i was lvl 1

triplecrown · Post by **triplecrown** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:40 pm

i murdered umbra for her sword not the quest

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:59 pm

on my drug attic(skooma) theif, whenever i see someone alone in the alley, i just go in sneak mode, get out my bow and arrow, then you can predict the rest

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:15 am

btw guys, i got the idea from bretonbrit, so give him credit

Gametag1001 · Post by **Gametag1001** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:12 pm

I killed a Skingrad guard for his armor.

Belthazor · Post by **Belthazor** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:56 pm

I once killed a beggar to join the Dark Brotherhood. Another time I went into the watch tower of Cheydinhal at night and killed all of the sleeping guards. I reloaded an earlier save after that, because I had a bounty of about 15,000, although no one saw me doing it.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:05 pm

lol psychic guards

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:09 pm

ace62394 wrote:btw guys, i got the idea from bretonbrit, so give him credit

haha, thanks

oh and it's give HER some credit. don't worry, it happens all the time. on this board anyway!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:29 pm

so give HER credit

NTAC · Post by **NTAC** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:58 pm

When I kill a chick... I take all her clothes and position her corpse so that her butt is sticking up in the air.

I have issues....

NTAC

r · Post by r » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:03 am

NTAC wrote:When I kill a chick... I take all her clothes and position her corpse so that her butt is sticking up in the air.

I have issues....

NTAC

Yes. Yes you do.

When I was playing an Argonian, a guard call me 'pond scum' so I killed him and his mate. I only feel guilty for killing his mate.

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:27 pm

rofl omg NTAC, thats just wrong

NTAC · Post by **NTAC** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:03 pm

Ts198 wrote:rofl omg NTAC, thats just wrong

You should have seen how I left the women after Sirens Deception at Gweden Farm. The funniest part was Gogan and Maelona watching me play Barbie... :twisted:

The Shibster · Post by **The Shibster** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:10 pm

If someone is really starting to [&@%!] me off (or just walking in front of me or being far too polite) I like to shove a poisoned apple in their inventory and wait till they eat it and die a horrible death! (Muahahahahahahaha!!!)

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:06 pm

Let's see...

>I murdered an Orc just to get his Elven Longsword (Just to get the sword!)

>I killed the Count of Bravil and crowned myself the NEW Count.

>I accidently killed Lachance and situated him onto the bench and put wine bottles around his body.

>I used the console to summon 10 Deadroths INSIDE Bruma Castle...right in front of the poor Countess. She got her butt kicked royally.

>I onced attacked Cloud Ruler Temple after the main quest and slew down every single Blades member in there, walked out, and closed those big doors....forever.

>I used the console for a brawl i had in Cloud Ruler Temple. I basically attacked everyone, removed their weapons, and if i killed one, resurrected him/her, and the brawl continued for an hour (RT)

>I rode horses out of Dive Rock

Well, those are my confessions.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:42 pm

wow, really bad ppl here

. ok i have another confession: in the a shadow over hackdirt quest, i killed the khajiit's horse, blossom

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:42 pm

I put god mode on and use a parilize spell on a bandi over and over so when he swung an axe i paralized him and he fell over some rocks and down the road, then i did it again and agian, teach that bandit!

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:59 pm

I put on God Mode and "tcl" and, in First-Person, flated around the Imperial Market City, using Fingers of the Mountain to blast at the random unsuspecting NPCS. The weird thing is, some of the Imperial guards showed up...without their armor!*

Meh, It's still fun to watch them after i had blasted them, standing there as statues, with their eyes closed in suspended animation.

I zapped 10 of my own clones, entered every single shop in the Imperial Market and zapped the owner. It's neat to enter the bookshop and zap the bookseller and watch him and all those books fly around the room.

Oh, and i smited all the residents of Hackdirt! Serves them right for sending a Brethren to kill me in my sleep when i, the weary traveler, just wanted a place to stay in!

*I didn't remove the armor. They just spawned without one.

CrossArmant · Post by **CrossArmant** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:27 am

I got frustrated when Morvayn the Armorer in Anvil kept refusing my offers, so I killed him, then his apprentice, and then all the guards in town and anyone who rushed to their help. I then took all of their armor and made a stack of it on the balcony of Benirus Manor. Paid the fine off with my doyen in the Theives' Guild and went about my business.

And of course, (What I'm sure everyone has done) kill the Admiring Fan.

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:12 am

Sithis would be most please with your work.

Yes, i also killed the Adoring Fan, but the funniest thing was, taht i killed him in the Skingrad manor and put his body in a glass case!

bretonbrit · Post by **bretonbrit** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:50 pm

i voted in the poll thread that my favourite race was breton but it's not it's argonian. it's just i can't play with characters that i don't fancy. sorry.

eleyan · Post by **eleyan** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:57 pm

I've shot the sherif, but I DID NOT kill the debuty

and I've been doing the 360 dupe on all sigile stones I've got

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:35 pm

Kavatch99 wrote:Sithis would be most please with your work.

Yes, i also killed the Adoring Fan, but the funniest thing was, taht i killed him in the Skingrad manor and put his body in a glass case!

lol a trophy case.

NTAC · Post by **NTAC** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:12 am

Kavatch99 wrote:Sithis would be most please with your work.

Yes, i also killed the Adoring Fan, but the funniest thing was, taht i killed him in the Skingrad manor and put his body in a glass case!

Very nice... I was thinking about taking him back Frostcrag and using him as a punching bag. I want to raise my Hand-to-Hand.

Gaston_Beuret · Post by **Gaston_Beuret** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:15 am

Here are my confessions:

-As a vampire, I like to keep "favorites" for feeding. When I was caught for stealing from my favorite cattle, I killed her. My confession in this? I'm really lonely now.

-Sometimes I push the difficulty down so I can kill all the guards with my cowl, then unequip it so I can walk around like Mr Jekyl. "Wow, what a mess. Such violence; I blame the video games myself."

-I don't go to jail. In fact, I would rather kill all my pursuing guards than pay a 5 gold fine.

-When people I don't know show up in the thieve guildhall, I don't ask questions. When the dead bodies become unsightly, I just stop visiting.

-I usually just clear out all the guards in an area. No matter what. I just don't like guards for some reason.

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