Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:41 pm

Exploring Fort Carmen just know...decided to loot a coffin...wierd, because the coffin had Garlic in it...hmm...maybe the vampire form of a dreamcatcher? Or just a device to keep those bloodthirsty neck-biters away...dunno, but by the looks of that coffin, the Garlic didn't work.

The Chad · Post by **The Chad** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:22 pm

Aftering finishing the DB, I went and joined the mages guild and got into the university. Walked up to a battlemage guard and he said the "Ah! Let me welcome you blah blah blah" then I decided to talk to him. He start saying "You. I've seen your kind before. Keep your blade sheathed your muderous [&@%!] blah blah blah"
just kinda funny how he was nice sounding then got [&@%!] XD

kjdanext · Post by **kjdanext** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:58 pm

In the IC I sent a guard flying above the height of the market building,I forget how.

Reaper67 · Post by **Reaper67** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:27 pm

One time in the Arena I was Jumping away form the fighter (I was jumping around the top of the perimeter) and suddenly I fell behind one of the gates that never open. It took me forever to get out and then as I was beginning to feel relieved all the sudden I hear, "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" I just thought, "Oh, crap" and casted a ranged destruction spell at the ground and watched him fly away.

the argonian clan · Post by **the argonian clan** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:40 am

i was chasing down and killing everbody in the market district i see an essential character running past so i launch a fire ball at him he goes unconsios and flew fifty feet

shadow_of_sithis · Post by **shadow_of_sithis** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:08 am

well i kinda got depressed after martin died when i finished the game,because he was voiced by sean bean the guy who played my favourite guy in lord of the rings BOROMIR. so i decided to commit suicide with my guy. so i went to the top of frostcrag spire and jumped off ,but then it brought up a load game thing and it was kinda ironic because before i did that i was talking to my friend in msn about immortality in life and what it would be like.

hyperdai · Post by **hyperdai** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:17 am

killing a mudcrab with goldbrand it flew up and landed in a barrel and the 2nd time in an open coffin

Kestral · Post by **Kestral** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:33 am

I was in Derelict Mine and all of a sudden goblins fell from into a gorge I was in. :/

The funny thing is that all of them died from the fall.

Rostam · Post by **Rostam** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:14 am

There were five high level dremora after me and I was a low level character. I jump on a rock and instead of steping on it I fell into it. I noticed that even though I could attack the dremora using spells they couldn't attack me at all. It was hilarious. By the end of it I had kill them all and I had gained 20 destruction skill points but I was stuck in a rock. I pressed wait and after the game came out of "wait" mode I was out of the rock.

overlord1841 · Post by **overlord1841** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:43 am

martin was getting attacked by palace guards, and Ocato helped him, then martin slaughtered Ocato...

Reaper67 · Post by **Reaper67** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:19 pm

I've done this one a few times. I was in the final stretch of the main quest and came up on Meyrunz (Spelling?) Dagon and instead of running past him I decided to hack at his foot for a bit and after a while he fell down and appeared to be dead. He didn't just fall over though, he slumped into a pile and it looked like a huge puddle of deadric mush. Well, deadric mush with legs and weapons sticking out of it.

Josjie · Post by **Josjie** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:17 pm

Reaper67 wrote:I've done this one a few times. I was in the final stretch of the main quest and came up on Meyrunz (Spelling?) Dagon and instead of running past him I decided to hack at his foot for a bit and after a while he fell down and appeared to be dead. He didn't just fall over though, he slumped into a pile and it looked like a huge puddle of deadric mush. Well, deadric mush with legs and weapons sticking out of it.

It's Mehrunes Dagon

And could you still get past his body to enter the temple of the one?

Reaper67 · Post by **Reaper67** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:53 pm

Yes, you can get past his body and he causes no trouble at all (until the scripted battle).

Arzock · Post by **Arzock** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:43 pm

A weel documented bug.

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:20 pm

Reaper67 wrote:I've done this one a few times. I was in the final stretch of the main quest and came up on Meyrunz (Spelling?) Dagon and instead of running past him I decided to hack at his foot for a bit and after a while he fell down and appeared to be dead. He didn't just fall over though, he slumped into a pile and it looked like a huge puddle of deadric mush. Well, deadric mush with legs and weapons sticking out of it.

LOL same thing happen to me when i firsted played it, it was freaky i could grab his head and pull it and it would stretch unbelievely and i was on the 360

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:02 pm

My first post, after lurking for a couple of weeks . . . !

What happened to my character wasn't a glitch or anything, just amusing. He (a Breton nightblade) ate some vampire dust by mistake (I think I was trying to drop it or something) and then made the funniest gagging sound afterward. It cracked me up and made me wonder how long the sound technician worked to get just the right sound of disgust in his voice!

Josjie · Post by **Josjie** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:04 pm

Marcus wrote:My first post, after lurking for a couple of weeks . . . !

What happened to my character wasn't a glitch or anything, just amusing. He (a Breton nightblade) ate some vampire dust by mistake (I think I was trying to drop it or something) and then made the funniest gagging sound afterward. It cracked me up and made me wonder how long the sound technician worked to get just the right sound of disgust in his voice!

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I've never heard that gagging sound! Aren't you using a mod or something? Or perhaps it was a glitch/bug.

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Thanks for the welcome!

No, no mods here. I'm playing on a PS3. As for being a glitch, I wouldn't know. Could be. Try having your character do the same thing . . . it certainly sounded authentic at the time! To be a little clearer, it was more like a "bleagh" sound than outright gagging.

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:16 pm

Not really a glitch or anything, but whenever I hear the "lucky old lady" tell me to tell the silencer about a redguard female named Rhiannon, I always think about the singer Rihanna. I mean, if I had to make a character of Rihanna I'd make her a redguard. I mean, when the lucky old lady says it, it sounds just like she's saying Rihanna. Plus, this girl is apparently from an island in the Lliac Bay and Rihanna is from the barbados, which are also islands. It just kind of annoys me, because whenever she says it, I stick my head up because I think someone has said Rhianna.

Sanguine · Post by **Sanguine** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:13 pm

Ok this just started happening and it is doing it very frequently. When i jump in the Imperial City all of a sudden for no reason my game will act like I was paralyzed my screen goes to third person and I have that ragdoll physic thing and fall.

Vargon · Post by **Vargon** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:15 pm

Could you be running out of fatigue? Jumping uses quite a lot...

Sanguine · Post by **Sanguine** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:32 pm

That might be it, it didn't even cross my mind.

Edit:I'm not so sure that's it I just checked as it happened again and my fatigue was eleven, although i don't know how fast it would go up.

EditEdit:I noticed something it only seems to happen when i jump and cast a spell at the same time.

thomas194 · Post by **thomas194** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:10 pm

That especially uses to happen straight afterwards you've lifted the curse from the redguard in the chapel of Chorrol when trying to get the gauntlets of the Crusader.

Rexana · Post by **Rexana** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:33 pm

Dunno if this has been said before, but when I did the Bravil recommendation quest for the Mages guild, when I talked to Ardaline straight afterwards about Rumours, she said "Kud-Ei will do anything for her girls. I hear she recently got Ardaline out of a bind, and it wasn't completely within guild rules." So she was saying the rumour about herself. o.O;; When I exited the dialogue, and went straight back in again, she started talking about something different, instead.

Quite weird. xD

shadow_of_sithis · Post by **shadow_of_sithis** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:32 am

okay so i was in the waterfront and i was on top of my house and i tried to jump a walking bypasser with a power attack and when i jumped down and i was about to do it the game froze on me so i restarted my xbox nad tried it again and it froze on me again...............coincidence or are the nine divines trying to protect a hobo....i wonder.so i didnt bother trying again

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