Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:31 pm

r wrote:I don't think Sean Connery would live in Anvil. He'd spend his life walking round the Elven Gardens with a bottle of scotch.

lmao! yup

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:06 pm

I took Adoring Fan into Chorrol and used the console to set a crime gold for him and the guards suddenly began to attack him! He managed to get some punches before he kicked the bucket. I was chuckling so bad that i just had to do it again. I resurrected him and did it over and over and over and over again for 5 minutes until i decided to quit tormenting Adoring Fan.

Now i have a way to torment him instead of blasting him off of Dive Rock! :twisted: He shall PAY for vanishing on me for good in my X-Box 360 versioin.

I also started a Zombie war in Chendiyal (SP?). Apparently, there was a Zombie guardian standing around, so after using the cheat console, i wound up leading 36 Zombie Guardians down into the town. Their first victim was a lady in a blue outfit on her way to see the count. They shuffled their way into the town, cutting (er...hitting) down anything in their path.

Then, before i knew it, a small band of people ranging from DB murderers, Fighter Guild members, Knights of the Thorn, and two Orcs and the "Cliff Racer" singer Dark Elf began to fight the army.

They hold their own, so i head back to the castle and to my discovery, i see highly-trained Castle Guards getting killed. There were 20 of the Zombies and only 10 of them, and they were going down fast. I quickly duplicated more guards, and they continued the battle.

Racing back down, i see 4 DB murderers shooting at the zombies, but sadly, all of them went to Sithis. Not even they could handle the zombies. Rushing past the castle, i saw innocent casulites of the battle.

A while later, i was back with the guards again and we charged down towards the town after the last batch of zombies.

I fled the town because i wanted to do something else for a change, and when i came back, there were no zombies left, so i presumed the battle had won. Now all that's left is the bodies lying around.

Now to do the same in Anvil! :twisted:

Pritzl · Post by **Pritzl** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:22 pm

I find it amusing and yet irritating at the same time that townsfolk often tell me about my own exploits when I ask about any rumours. The first couple of times I just chuckled, "It was ME you dumbkopf!" Now I just get really [&@%!] when that happens.

My unequivocal funny moments though were always from well aimed bow shots. Nailing a hot chica bandit in the ass for example or stuffing an arrow down a goblin's throat warranted screenshots. Unfortunately, I seem to have lost them somehow.

r · Post by r » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:20 pm

I made Chuck Norris once and had a right laugh with him. No weapons - Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons. Mentioning his name is enough to kill most people.

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:57 pm

Talking about Chuck Norris....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5015uTpcg_s

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:42 am

^ Wow that video is awesome!

I ran into Ida Vlinorman in the IC today and she told me "It's just a sport. Chapel climing. The Watch doesn't like it, but you don't climb the chapels while the Watch is standing around."
That one made me laugh out loud.

Oh, and when I was in Arkved's tower in the second room with the stuff on the ceiling, I jumped up and grabbed a pitcher, and most of the stuff on the table came raining down on me.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:48 pm

I was doin the Whodunit quest and once i finished talking to the lady that approches u i eavesdropped on the two guys upstairs.
It went something like this:

"So what r u going to do with the money if u find it nord. Get yourself a life's worth of beer and a [&@%!]?"

"No, i want to open up a bar back in Skyrim"

"Ha! I knew it a nord with a lot of beer and mead!"

*It isn't word for word, but it is similar

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:34 pm

im not certain if this is supposed to happen or anything but when i went to bruma to do the "in defence of bruma quest" i saw a bruma guard sitting on the throne while the countess and some other guard yells at him

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:10 pm

mandangalow · Post by **mandangalow** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:29 pm

After setting the Morong Tong agent free from the Merunes Razor dungeon quest, about 10-15 days later i was walking down a road and all of a sudden BOOM! he pops out of no where and starts to attack me. Then i asked him to yield and he does. his dispostion with me was at 100 and i leave. Next day he attacks me in my sleep. I killed him.

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:48 pm

some ppl are never happy, no matter how much gold u give 'em

auturbo95 · Post by **auturbo95** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:42 am

once when i was just walking along in Bravil i stopped in the chapel. as i walked in i saw the body of City-Swimmer fall onto the floor. I was like wtf? i guess she got what was comin' for her...

auturbo95 · Post by **auturbo95** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:59 am

a short story of the Incident in Skingrad....

It was morndas. i had just travelled to skingrad to get wasted on beer when i thought that a little frenzy was in order. nothing big, four or five people killing each other in the street, so i got bored and went into the general trader's shop.

well, i bought some stuff and then left. when i came out, i saw about 10 guards, alessia ottus, an orc, two argonians, and a couple others.the frenzy had gone out of control.i saw the mages guild head come out and started mauling ppl, using her very powerful destruction spells and what not, and finally some fighters guild peeps came out.

after about 5 or 6 mins there were probably 25 dead bodies strewn across the city,with the remaining guards trying to maintain order.i just kept adding to the problem by casting more frenzy spells. i casted a frost atronach, attacked it twice, and then ran into the riot and he got involved.

finally, after 10 minutes, the battle was over. there were only two guards left and this perfectly fit the end: " sir! sir! are u okay? oh my gosh! this person's dead!"

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:08 am

lol

Hey guys you have got to see this site, it's histarical!

http://unix.eng.ua.edu/~rhino/

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:34 pm

I know

I've downloaded the robe with the picture of Uriel Septim. I'ts my favourite apparel in the game

The author has already made a post here in the forum. I'll bump it for new members.

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:00 pm

Nothing that wild. I just saw an imperial soldier on patrol returning to his horse after killing a wolf. What was strange was that he wasn't moving his legs. He was sort of gliding on the ground like a ghost would to his horse. He got on normally though, but i was left with a:

"o_O; What the?"

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:47 pm

Well, when i was closing a gate (oblivion gate) i was fighting a dremora/red armor person/demon thing and when i killed it, he fell back and balanced on one of them crude spike things that are around in the towers, it looked pretty cool, like someone run the spike right through him

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:47 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neRn2eBK9dg

The first one is scary

Dragonlance5 · Post by **Dragonlance5** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:42 am

ok, one thing about me, i love to frenzy, well i frenzied the blades and it was all hell...they kept attacking martin and i was thinking, "arent these guys supposed to be protecting him?" it was funny

mrenglish22 · Post by **mrenglish22** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:45 am

I was showing my brother Dive Rock's nice view, but when I quick traveled up there it was storming and there was fog. So I decided to wait there to try and make the fog fade, but about halfway through the wait it turns off and one of the Conjurers from the Spell Tome update is standing there!
When he sees me he turns to me, yells something incoherent through the rain, and backs OFF Dive Rock. I run to the edge and look over, and as I do he shoots a fireball at me (which would have hit if I hadn't moved). So I had to spend the next 20 minutes finding his body in the dark.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:07 am

Too bad there is no slowfall spell like in morrowind, you could have just followed hime down. With him shooting at you, that would be great video to watch.

metaphysician · Post by **metaphysician** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:15 pm

Fortify Acrobatics as a substitute, perhaps?

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:03 am

The other day I was in third person mode and I was sneaking into a guard (he was standing there and i was facing him and moving forward, only there was a wall behind him and he wasnt moving) I was just trying to see if i could push him even though the wall was there (like maybe he would move sideways, when all of a sudden he jumps straight up about 20 feet or so! It was very strange....

triplecrown · Post by **triplecrown** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:58 pm

spovz wrote:The other day I was in third person mode and I was sneaking into a guard (he was standing there and i was facing him and moving forward, only there was a wall behind him and he wasnt moving) I was just trying to see if i could push him even though the wall was there (like maybe he would move sideways, when all of a sudden he jumps straight up about 20 feet or so! It was very strange....

did you actually push or did he just go flying out of nowhere

Gametag1001 · Post by **Gametag1001** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:08 pm

I punched my horse and then a Bruma guard arrested me.