Great quotes

Blue the Thief · Post by **Blue the Thief** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:41 am

Yep, me again

Basically you quote a great quote, wherether it be from games, movies, music, anything! I'll go first:

This ones from the song Tribute by Tenacious D, spocken by Satan

"Plaaaaayyyyy the bessssst soooooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

See? its easy

John117 · Post by **John117** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:45 am

Ooh.

From: Billy and Mandy underfist (Strange cartoon))

Hos Del Gato: Well I'm going back to my novel
General Scarr: Your writing a novel?
Hos:No I'm eating one! War and peace, tough novel.

And another from same movie.

Irwin: Hos I'm dressed as a vampire!
Hos: Vampire! Stay still while I drive this wooden stake through you head!

Blue the Thief · Post by **Blue the Thief** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:50 am

I love Billy and Mandy!

Anyways, heres another one:

From KOTOR 2, spoken by HK-47, the Assassin droid(awsome characer

)

"Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master."

yes, thats the one in my sig, sorry but the quote is just funny, especially when you use a "cheat" to make his voice squiky

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:56 am

"NUTZ!" american commander during WW2 when asked to surrender by german forces

"ok, they are in front of us, behind and to the left and the right, they wont get away this time!" american general after his army was surrounded by chinese troops in korea

general Paulus upon surrendering to soviet forces at stalingrad had this to say "I have no intention of shooting myself for that Austrian corporal".-referring to hitler during WW1

i love historical quotes.................especially military ones.

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:32 am

"Hi! I'm The Dread Pirate Roberts #347! Inquire into franchise opportunities in your area today!"

Blue the Thief · Post by **Blue the Thief** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:35 am

Whats that from dark spark?

KJR1012 · Post by **KJR1012** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:09 am

Anything having to do with the Dread Pirate Roberts is from The Princess Bride.

One of my favorites from that movie (other than the whole scene with the Sicilian and the Iocaine powder) is "Have fun storming the castle!"

Another favorite from Raising Arizona:

"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or git down? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. If'n I drop, I'm agonna be in motion."

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:15 am

Most Zombie union meetings:
What do we want? BRAINSSSSS!
When do we want them? BRAINSSSS!

At the battle of Waterloo, Nelson had a signal to retreat, but he was blind in one eye. When told that they were being signalled to fall back, Nelson raised a telescope to his blind eye and said "I really do not see the signal". He went on to win the battle.

r · Post by r » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:33 am

"There's a rule in the film industry - never work with children or animals. Nowhere is that truer than in the [&@%!] industry!" - Jimmy Carr

"Our guitars are more clitoris substitutes than phallus ones. We stroke them more gently" - Jonny Greenwood (from Radiohead)

"Blood brothers, taking into account the risk of AIDS" - My mate Paul

"I believe more and more of our imports are coming from overseas" - George W Bush

"Anyone who thinks that the world will end because of the Large Hadron Collider is a tw*t" - Dr Brian Cox

I could probably think of loads more but that'll do for now.

Morwen II · Post by **Morwen II** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:02 pm

r wrote: "I believe more and more of our imports are coming from overseas" - George W Bush

Dubya's a goldmine of daft quotes. Here are some of my favourites:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"They misunderestimated me."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism."

I hope I'm not crossing the 'don't talk politics' line, but I couldn't resist including these.

Sublymonal · Post by **Sublymonal** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:45 pm

Before I go on I'd like to say this: George Bush isn't as stupid as he seems. He's just a godawful public speaker. And yes, he is stupid, but he's not retarded.

"I've been trying to teach myself Latin. Not going too well, mostly because my teacher sucks." - Cactus

"I think I've read a book about this once." - Peter Griffin
"Are you sure it was a book Peter? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?" - Brian Griffin

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:21 pm

Elvis Presley on combat situation assessment:
"[&@%!]. When Bubba Ho-Tep comes out of that creek bed, he's coming out hungry and [&@%!]. And when I try to stop him, he's gonna shove this paint can up my ass, then shove me and that wheelchair up Jack's ass!"

You nasty thing from beyond the dead. No matter what you say or do, good things will never come to you! And if Evil is your black design, you can bet that the goodness of the Light Ones will kick your bad behind!

Dogmantra wrote:...At the battle of Waterloo, Nelson had a signal to retreat, but he was blind in one eye. ...

At Waterloo, Horatio Nelson had many more problems than being blind in one eye.

Morwen II · Post by **Morwen II** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:41 pm

A classic James Bond quote grom Goldfinger

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?
Blofeld: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

andyc1980 · Post by **andyc1980** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:58 pm

"what the hell was that flash" the mayors of hiroshima and nagasaki just before tha blast wave hit them

r · Post by r » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:04 pm

I wouldn't say George Bush is stupid per se, he's more anti-clever.

Simon Amstell on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, introducing a comedian called Will Smith - "We rarely get it wrong, but I think we've definitely booked the wrong Will Smith. Even worse, we've booked the right Lily Allen"

WolfGang IceEye · Post by **WolfGang IceEye** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:20 pm

I think and think for months
and years.
Ninety nine times out of a hundred
I am wrong.
The hundredth time
I am right.
-Albert Einstein

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:37 pm

A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Andrew Ryan

r · Post by r » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:39 pm

"Physics is like sex - sometimes it yields practical results, but that's not why we do it" - Richard Feynmann

satan_n_stuff · Post by **satan_n_stuff** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:03 pm

I'll try to quote some of the ninjas from No-one lives forever 2, that is, if I can find any.
( Quotes that is, not ninjas. Those are all dead.

)

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:49 pm

satan_n_stuff wrote:I'll try to quote some of the ninjas from No-one lives forever 2, that is, if I can find any.
( Quotes that is, not ninjas. Those are all dead. )

"...a ninja can tell the time by looking in a cat's eye."
"That only works at night. And what if you can't find a cat around?"
"That's why I always carry dried fish."
(in full-on Valley Girl effect) "Wouldn't it be easier to just wear a watch? Oh, never mind. I'll ask someone else."

KJR1012 · Post by **KJR1012** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:36 pm

Dark Spark wrote: Bubba Ho-Tep

Damn, that was a great movie.

Sheepbiter · Post by **Sheepbiter** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:12 pm

"Follow Him!..... He Speaks In Sentences"

"No no You must hassle him now.. he has groceries"

"Oh yeah groceries... We're Murderers!!... Twix Please"

Eddie Izzard. Late night petrol station shopping. Comic Genius.

(And Some Family Guy)

"you with the severe aesthetic deficiency"
"Hey Ugly!!!"

Stewie testing the translator on his Peter robot.

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:15 pm

Since we're on the subject of George Bush quotes, my absolute favourite has to be:
"There's book smart and the kind of smart that helps with calculus. Smart comes in all kinds of ways."

Necrolysis · Post by **Necrolysis** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:28 pm

I'm actually suprised no one has done these quotes:

"Well that's not a good sign, now is it? You know what would be a good sign? Free Sweetrolls! Now who wouldn't love that?"

"Well we've got to do something now don't we? One time, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds to stop him. Or was it clowns. I can never remember. Anywho, it didn't work and after awhile it really began to smell. Which means it was filled with clowns. Not clouds. Clouds taste of butter! And tears!"

If you don't know who said those, then please go look them up.

More quotes:

"Were like 7-11, were not always doing buisness, but were always open." -Conner, The Boondock Saints

"I'm kind of a big deal, uh you know. Around here." -Ron Bur-gun-dy? Go watch the movie if you don't know where that's from.

I'll think of more later.

Kestral · Post by **Kestral** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:41 pm

"Why would I fight George III to become George I?" - George Washington