The *New* Ranting Thread

[BetaB17]

Just, [&@%!], great

[Wolfborn]

Don't you [&@%!] dare give me [&@%!] for not showing up when you thought I should, after telling me *three [&@%!] times* you didn't care what time I showed up.

[The SheoDovah]

I see. I get ya, now. Fate, kindly go [&@%!] yourself. Are you not content with the job centre [&@%!] up? No?? are you not happy that I am down to one meal a day? No? GO ahead, ruin more stuff for me. In fact, get me banned from here and other sites i'm on. Get me sancationed. I know you want to. I know you love to watch me squirm and leap for anything. Go ahead. Make my hips hurt, make my knee threaten to buckle. Clearly, I need more [&@%!] to deal with. Why don't you make my laptop die for no reason? Or have my cash stolen? Or make my [&@%!] life even more [&@%!]? It was sooo nice of you to confirm that I am the failure of the family. That I am incapable of getting a job and am in my mid 20s. What? What's that? I'm gonna to start hating myself again? HA! I'm beyond hating myself. I have no self-respect. Go ahead, make me homeless. Make me disappear via dead laptop. Isolate me. DO IT! I know you want to.

Great, it's that time of year again where all of my negativity shows up. Doubtless, everyone is [&@%!] fed up of me whining in the WHTYT thread. FFS, no life. mid 20s. I am one of life's losers and so what if i get a job? I've [&@%!] my youth up. Starting to have issues with my right knee. Bloody hip seems to want to play up. Go ahead, body. Destroy my health! No proper meals until I get a job. Yeah. Saves me cash and will get me used to it. Hell, I am likely to [&@%!] fail english because well, why should I stop my ongoing failures? Worse, I was this [&@%!] close to getting a job but NO! YOU HAD TO [&@%!] OFF, BRAIN! YOU [&@%!] IT UP FOR ME! I [&@%!] IT UP! I KNEW I NEEDED TO SLEEP EARLY, I KNEW IT! DID I? NO! [&@%!] YOU SHEODOVAH! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF [&@%!] I KNOW!

[&@%!], i can't tell if this is a [&@%!] proper rant or me being such a piece of [&@%!] that this is the only way I can let people know what my [&@%!] life is nowadays. [&@%!] it. Go on, life. Throw more stress at me. DO IT! MAKE ME THE MOST STRESSED! DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ITTTTTTTTTTT!

Worse, venting this doesn't help. [&@%!] this [&@%!]. Damnit, i was content being a [&@%!] failure. Why the [&@%!] am I this [&@%!] off now? Oh. That's why. You are a pathetic man, Sheodovah. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop posting in the happened thread as it's always the shame [&@%!]. "Oh, i'm pathetic, i'm [&@%!]. Woe is me." No wonder you're down to one meal a day. You deserve it. [&@%!] food. [&@%!] pizzas, until you get a goddamn job and make something of your pathetic existence, you shall not eat properly. Only successful folks can have 3 meals a day. You are not worthy.

And you're [&@%!] offensive. Now, [&@%!] off with this rant, bury all of this, deal with whatever happens, keep failing interviews until you are deemed a lost cause.

Yep. I can be a real [&@%!] to myself.

GODDAMNIT! Stop being a miserable [&@%!]. No-one gives a [&@%!]. "Oh, woe is me. I ain't got a job, I ain't got a job." Man up and do something about it. Just fake being happy all the time. It works. "Mentally strong." My arse. More like Mentally strong because I turn all the stress against myself and can't [&@%!] tell if i'm being overdramatic or if true ranting. This. This is why you are barely tolerated. I won't be surprised when you are banned. [&@%!].

[BetaB17]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Dark Spark]

Some people do not appreciate the communal nature of the Post-It pad. If you write something on the top sheet, take it off and stick it somewhere else! Other folks don't need to see your memo laying claim to the rest of the pad, preventing them from using it to jot down their own quick little thing!

[BetaB17]

Things just keep getting [&@%!] better and better

[Aarah]

Ah, you sticky keyboard on Discord. What are you doing with your white box and your not working. What'sa goin on.

[Unionhack]

You know, it's one thing that the company I work for can't figure out my direct deposit on the corporate [&@%!] level. That's fine, whatever, bureaucracy causes collateral damage sometimes.

It's fine that they give me this [&@%!] paycard. It's just another step to paying for stuff and I can't use it for important purchases like rent, but it serves my purpose. As long as I can transfer it to my main account, right?

But of course something is making it take much longer than it should. I'm normally a patient man, but not when I'm missing $700 of my OWN money, just floating around in "the system" or whatever the [&@%!].

[BetaB17]

*from my discord rant

So ya. Can i rant? Bc I'm gonna rant. Bc today was one pf my normal scheduled days to work, and I end up showing up to work only to find out I'm not on the schedule. Turns [&@%!] out Stacy the psuedo-manager/not actually our manager decided to made some 'alterations' again.. without [&@%!] notifying anybody, again =_=
Her excuse? Bc we have more full timers now ect ect and doesnt want to schedule more than 3 of us per day. Basically cutting my hours in half

*deep breath*

Okay then, why didnt you [&@%!] let me know about any of this then?
And better question. Dont give the "we have more full timers" excuse bc literallt every, single, [&@%!], day i have off, requested off, or even bloody am scheduled for, I get a call from the admins wondering if I may wanna pick up a shift or two. So dont bloody say "I'm not needed" bc it sure as hell seems I am
Dont try and cut my hours bc "we got more people now" then turn around and ask me to come in "bc we need more people"
Stacy has literally been trying to turn this entire department to her whim face_palm and surprise surprise most of the staff dont like her for that. Especially when your blatantly looking out for yourself and dont care about cutting throats. Thats not how you keep a career(and productivity)

[BetaB17]

*rubs the sides of my temples*

Some days I just wanna sit and listen to musics, sometimes to goof of. Sometimes I just wanna talk to someone, or just maybe scream at a wall.

I really feel like waking my neighbors right about [&@%!] now

[The SheoDovah]

A [&@%!] MONTH!? Not september 1st but August 1st!? I..... [&@%!]! Just [&@%!]. [&@%!] lecturing me on getting a new bed. Just [&@%!] off. If I had £60 to [&@%!] spare, I would be happy but no, I don't. "If you have cash for data sims" Yes, I [&@%!] know I use too much but videos are partly how I [&@%!] try to deal with stress but nooooo, you think I magically can pull the cash out of my arse to replace it. Well, [&@%!] YOU! Got enough [&@%!] to deal with without being constantly reminded of needing t buy a new bed. I [&@%!] know that! It's me who sleeps on a flat inflatable bed and likely [&@%!] his back up but won't feel it for years to come. It's me who sometimes has his hip playing up as a result of it. And no, there aren't plenty of [&@%!] rooms that accept benefits. If there was, I WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF HERE A YEAR AGO!

AND WHY CAN'T I GET A [&@%!] INTERVIEW!?

*sighs* Nope. Not even ranting is helping. It used to help. Guess Stressed out Dovah is a permanant thing. Yay! I get to be stressed out, miserable and barely eating properly when i'm not volunteering. Yay.

I hate my life.

[BetaB17]

So I'm genuinely [&@%!] [&@%!]. Who the [&@%!] lets the dogs out by the pool then forgets they are there for two hours and just leaves! Let me tell ya, it sure as hell aint the kid but inconsequential adult I call my father.

I had to pull my oldest dog holly out of the pool who the hell knows how long she was in there! And worst yet, if it wasnt for the steps his own mother had to [&@%!] at him to put in a few weeks ago, she more than likely would have drowned. So ya, I've had a good level to simmer in this anger. Like, seriously! And he's being all nonchalant over it by minimizing the grimness. What part of she could have drown dont ya get!!? She didnt just step down and found out she couldnt get back in, and this wasnt Peanut can actually swim. No! This was our oldest, who could only have fallen. If it wasnt for one of us hearing her whining and noticing she was missing who knows how much longer she would have been out there!

So ya.. I got her a warm bath to clean off the chemicals and get her warm.. and a good dry off with the towel before lovin all on her. She's all curled up in my bed as I type this..

[BetaB17]

Old feels feel [&@%!] bad </3

[Dark Spark]

Takes a special kind of lazy for someone to expend more effort avoiding the conclusion of a job than it would've taken to actually finish it.

[BetaB17]

The [&@%!]
Why seriously the [&@%!] why. What good would have come from that? Now you just opened a big can of legal worms

[joyescape]

Why do I always end up with a [censored]?

[The SheoDovah]

For [&@%!]'s sake! Strainer, you should have stopped this from occuring. I thought you could stop cous [&@%!] cous from doing down the bloody thing and i thought I stopped it. Now? The [&@%!] is taking over an hour to completely drain and if the plunger doesn't work then I'm £55 out of pocket because you did a [&@%!] job. THe one time I don't wipe down because i thought it would prevent and it backfires. AARGH! Hopefully, a decent plunger can be found. If not, WHY THE [&@%!] HELL CAN'T ONE BE FOUND!?

Also, [&@%!] you smoke alarm. It was [&@%!] frying, not fire. Though, i may have burnt it so yeah, [&@%!] me? Actually, [&@%!] YOU SHEODOVAH! You got careless and complacent. Now, get off your [&@%!] arse, look into gym options, tell the laziness to go [&@%!] off andbe active. You utter prick and moron. Who is a prick. A prick coated prick within a prick coated shell. I.e. stop the laziness.