Has anything anyone's said on here made you REALLY laugh?

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Has anything that anyone's said on here ever made you REALLY laugh?

Yes
11
38%
No
3
10%
Kinda
8
28%
A Jar of Almonds
7
24%
 
Total votes: 29

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Has anything anyone's said on here made you REALLY laugh?

Post by Wolf »

"quote title"[/quote]? I've posted a few comments that I'd hoped to get some people laughing, and I know that I've really laughed hard at some of the things people have said so I wanted to know if you all have done the same. If there is anything on here that you can think of, be sure to quote it right here!
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Sublymonal - "It's like having a weasel on your head. You know it's there, but it still seems weird when people point it out"
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Post by Dogmantra »

Hmmm... I can't think of anything specific, but I know I've laughed out loud at Cactus, Mrs. T and assorted others several times. Though Cactus is definitely in the lead, making me REALLY laugh about 3 or 4 times...
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Dogmantra wrote:Hmmm... I can't think of anything specific, but I know I've laughed out loud at Cactus, Mrs. T and assorted others several times. Though Cactus is definitely in the lead, making me REALLY laugh about 3 or 4 times...
<feeling smug> :D
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Post by The Raven »

Well, reading Cactus' 'List of things that sucks' can keep you going for 30-45min :lol:
Then there's Sublymonal with his smart humor and Mrs. T with her cruel humor.
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Post by Relax and Play »

Arotos's statement about ghosts and Halloween.

"That's the last time I go trick-or-treating as a ghost in Philadelphia."

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Relax and Play wrote:Arotos's statement about ghosts and Halloween.

"That's the last time I go trick-or-treating as a ghost in Philadelphia."

:P
Oh yes, i remember that one :)
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Post by Dogmantra »

I do have to say, Raven, that your new avatar extracted a hearty chuckle, when I actually looked at it...
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Dogmantra wrote:I do have to say, Raven, that your new avatar extracted a hearty chuckle, when I actually looked at it...
Well, codex told me to change it, so i switched back to my KoL War Frat Boy Outfit avatar again :(
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Post by Sublymonal »

Vargon wrote:
r wrote:Sublymonal - "It's like having a weasel on your head. You know it's there, but it still seems weird when people point it out"
That and the many things Cactus has done. :) :lol:
I feel loved :D

Anyway, Cactus is definately the funniest person on this forum. 2nd is Mrs T, then Bear [he doesn't make a lot of jokes, but when he does they're brilliant :P].
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Post by The Most Unholy »

Cactus FTW!

I agree Sub, Bear has some brilliant jokes when he says them. And Arotos, a good few of unforgettable statements.
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Post by Arzock »

A jar of pickled U buttons, he made me laugh.
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Post by The Raven »

Sir Slaughter
'Nuff said.
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Post by Arzock »

Oh him. heh... heh, heh...
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Post by Dogmantra »

The Raven wrote:Sir Slaughter
'Nuff said.
I'm going to echo what r said in that thread: I'm terrified now that I'm going to wake up one night with Sir Slaughter holding Umbra over my head...

Ah well, guess he's just trying to put the Laughter back into Slaughter... (you may harm me for that pun... I deserve it all)
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The Raven wrote:Sir Slaughter
'Nuff said.
Oh God, I do remember that... what a ball bag.
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Post by WolfGang IceEye »

r now i cant sleep anymore :shock:
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Post by lowbart »

I can only think of one. I quoted it in my signature.
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Post by Relax and Play »

I guess Sir Slaughter would like Fable 2 then if he wants to be diabolically evil. :lol:
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Post by Dark Spark »

I am safe to assume that the last option in the poll was meant to carry the connotation of "Nuttier than a Bedlamite sock-hop in an almond grove!", no?
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and yet we never mentioned Dark Spark

not even once.
we should be ashamed...........
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Post by The Raven »

Dark Lord wrote:and yet we never mentioned Dark Spark

not even once.
we should be ashamed...........
Why?

Else, this made me laugh
Dogmantra wrote:Thank you to:

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And finally, the most prestigious award of all, the "Wow, these guys really lighten up my day with their crazy antics" award goes to...

The spambots, for having incredibly stupid posts.
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Post by WolfGang IceEye »

because if we dont darkspark will kill us :shock: , any way sublymonal makes me lol a lot.
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Post by Sublymonal »

I'm just gonna throw this out there, and if you don't like it you can just throw it right back: I want to cover you in Big Mac sauce and light it on fire with Spaceballs: The Flamethrower.
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Post by satan_n_stuff »

*Throw back*

You're trying too hard. Be yourself, be hilarious.
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