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Stop showing me that sickness scams ad! I hate it. It's there all the time for weeks. Shove off!
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Dear iTunes: are you really going to reject my manuscript because I have links to my other works on the last page? How the hell are customers supposed to find my other products then? This is the second time you've rejected my scripts! Don't you think it's a tad unreasonable to not let authors link to their other works???? Wtf! Fine. I don't need to sell through your distributors then. Screw you!
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WHAT KIND OF A DM MAKES A CHARACTER GET POSSESSED BY A CRAZY GOD, GO PSYCHO, KILL ANOTHER FREAKING CHARACTER (NOT JUST ANY CHARACTER BUT THE LEADER WHO ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE QUEST), SET UP A VERY AMBIGUOUS CIRCUMSTANCE WHERE THEY MAYBE JUST SAVED THE WORLD BUT MAYBE DIDN'T, AND THEN DISAPPEARS? FREAKING DISAPPEARS? "I'M OUTTA HERE" IS NOT A LEGIT WAY TO LEAVE THE GAME AFTER DOING ALL THAT. I'M SO DEAD. CLIFFHANGERS LIKE THAT ARE NOT APPRECIATED.
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Why do you make charger cables that come with things so darn short? Because, yes, I always like to sit on the floor next to a plug socket when my device runs out, it's where I always sit.
Probably so we have to spend money buying another one that's longer.
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Got to stop worrying so much about this interview! I'm fully prepped, the rest of the stuff is almost ready and only takes mere minutes aside from shaving all facial hair off. It might be a good indicator of your chances that they wanted you in for an interview, not the usual applying and getting it route. Stop worrying so much! You are tearing yourself aaaaaaaaphaaaaaaaaaaaart! (Lisa) Yes, I made a room reference. But yeah, the time of Dovah being [&@%!] [&@%!] edges closer and sometimes, life gives me a small break. God, i hope this is the one. I really do then I can focus on getting a darn flat and avoiding being homeless in december.
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Why is the Oblivion modding scene so [&@%!] creepy

I just want a few weapon and armor mods, maybe some companions to run around with, but every other thing is like SUPER ANIME TORTURE SEX DUNGEON ELF TITTY EDGELORD ARMOR SET WITH ADDED JIGGLE PHYSICS MADE FOR EXTREMELY SPECIFIC BODY REPLACER THAT MAKES EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER IN THE GAME WALK LIKE THEY’RE ON A FASHION RUNWAY FOR SOME REASON
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"[&@%!] everything that has to do with this [&@%!] [&@%!]. And [&@%!] whoever brought this upon us. Go somewhere else dammit!

-Me in the ER everytime we have a high risk pt that's a frequent flyer that you pray to never see again(spoilers, you do)
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Pandora, I know that as a music streaming service you think singing ads are cute, but the ones you've chosen recently were annoying the first time I heard them, let alone every three or so songs.
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"15 working days it will take.".

..............

MY [&@%!] ARSE DOES IT! It's been a damn month and I need this [&@%!] [&@%!] loan. [&@%!], even then, it's [&@%!]. £348 because i'm single. FFS, £400 would be fairer. I can use £400 to get stuff for potential move, cover desposits etc... FFS. God, I hope i've got this job. Yes, I'll have to take out a grand due to how my banks works but I rather have a job and do that then rely on the good ol' english welfare system. FFS. Heck, it is likely to be nothing but soup and noodles with no tv if i do get a place of my own. Stupid license!

But if I have got the job, then it is £1k to last me. Chances are, I'lll... ok, this is not really a rant anymore.

But this is. [&@%!]. THE. SYSTEM.

If I am rejected, I am [&@%!] [&@%!] [&@%!] more then *insert adjective here*. Last week [&@%!] my budget. should have £80 not £60. BUT NOOOO!, the [&@%!] bloody arsing razor decided to die. It could be needing a recharge, i don't knw.

I hope I've got the job. I really do. Or well, it's [&@%!] Dovah time:Featuring:Sheodovah as the man who is royally [&@%!].
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I seriously hate my life. Don't think I've ever hated it as much as I do today. I rather fight a room full of draugr deathlords than deal with the BS joke that is my life. Js.
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^ That sucks! Hope you feel better soon, win the lottery and find lifelong happiness.
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OF COURSE! Buillding work occurs today. Thanks for that. THANKS FOR HAVING MACHINE [&@%!] NOISE THUS MAKING IT A BAD IDEA TO USE MY [&@%!] PHONE TO AVOID IT BEING [&@%!] CAUGHT IN THE BACKGROUND AND POTENTIALLY HARD TO HEAR ME! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Who the [&@%!] decided to bring snow to my autumn morning? Bc pls, kindly [&@%!] off and take your snow with you
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Government why the flying seven titted [&@%!] are you literally allowing this [&@%!] that is so [&@%!] toxic and depressive and just [&@%!] your [&@%!] entirely. Why the [&@%!] 5 years ago do you say "you'll get this for life" then turn around and go "Nah [&@%!] you, not disabled enough." Ex-[&@%!]-cuse me I'm not gonna get better you'd probably want more than what i'm asking if you so much as sprained a [&@%!] ankle you collosal [&@%!]. Fall on a dildo and die all you collosal [&@%!] of people politicans.
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Reallly? A [&@%!] questionaire? REALLY!? So my 4 years of retail experience means [&@%!] because I may have not answered the correct questionaire answers? I.LOATHE.THIS. Seriously, what's the damn point of having a bloody CV if it's cmes down to who gets it all right? FFS.


I hope today goes well. Temping really better [&@%!] work or I am [&@%!] [&@%!] more then Bethesda's attempt at Creation Club being the new replacement for mods.
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This coworker hardly ever shows up, and shows up tremendously late when she does come in. Any complaints to a supervisor results in "We'll talk with her" and "We'll mention it in her review." Like, three years of this B.S. is waaaaayyyy too long. What does this girl have to do to get fired already? She screws up my work schedule because she can't be bothered to drive 8mins from her apartment to work, because "my elbow hurts" or "I'm coughing." Then go on medical leave if it's so bad you can't drive 8mins to work and have to take weeks off at a time.
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*Lady gets mad at me for putting on gloves just to interact with her*

*Lady brashly claims she has no diseases, doesnt matter. Still gotta be safe*

*Proceeds to get [&@%!] at me when I explain I'm mildly germaphobic and it doesn't hurt to be precautious in the hospital*

Umm, excuse me?! Would you prefer if I touched you after just handling contaminated fecal matter?? Or vice versa or whatever! Point being, I didn't realize I was doing something wrong by putting on sterile gloves or washing my hands at every instance, oh wait, I'm in the [&@%!] hospital, I should do exactly just that!! >__<

(Not to mention, the accused patient does in fact have a contact precaution, i.e they have something infectious)
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Fffffffffffffuuuuuuck.

Stressful day. Not anyone's fault, but it would've been [&@%!] nice if I wasn't on my own to deal with so much of the [&@%!]. Which I should not have been. So, okay, maybe it was a bit someone's fault. Whatever. ...[&@%!]!
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We have guest speaker every week in my Monday night classes. I'm sitting in it right now and we're talking to him over skype, but the bass in this classroom's speaker system is cranked up to maximum.

I'm trying SO HARD to pay attention but it's rough when your skull is splitting in half
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*Me eating some chuka wakame(seaweed salad) for a snack*

My dog Noah wakes up to the smell and starts begging for a taste, probably smells like his fish oil which is sort of a 'treat'. Okay, sure, you can have a piece. Youngest pup, Peanut, then runs over and wants some.

*Holds out a piece. Dog gives me the absolute look of suspicion, fear, and disguts*

Probably wasn't expecting to smell so strong :lol: After shaving another bit with Noah, she now wants her's since, ya know, food is food

*Gives taste*

*Dog immediately, instead of eating it, runs up on my nice bed, drops it, and proceeds to roll into it*

No no no no no!

Great.. Now my bed smells like seaweed.. And I have a dog that just wants to smell fishy <_<
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"It's that time of the year again when you hop in your car and just start screaming [&@%!] until you're warm again" ~Me right now
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Why can't you get the drivers for my video card right, AMD? I haven't been able to update it since December 2015 since any newer version causes BSODs within ~10 minutes of starting the computer! I'm not the only one with that issue, and it's been happening for years...
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OF COURSE! Trial shift doesn't happen because i should have known. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Can I rant about this? Bc I'm gonna rant about this

Today I'm the ACU, helping out with an overdose pt, nothing special. Typically, the most this unit ever sees of me is when I'm coming over from ER(i.e right next door) to come "steal" some supplies.

*Goes on break, heads to Nursing Office to make some fresh tea like usual*

One of the admins stops me and then the NS(Nursing Supervisor i.e practically my boss) hands me some a generous amount of café coupons and tells me 2Central(ACU) must really like me

Huh? What? But.. I didn't do anything different.. I feel like a confused Travolta meme but in real life :S.

*Walks back into ACU and is pressed with praise*

Stop....
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