THE UESPF HUNGER GAMES

[Dirty Spaceman]

Alright so how many of you are familiar with the Hunger Games Simulator? Basically it lets you put in 2-4 people for each of the 12 teams/districts, and it simulates a Hunger Games on a randomly-generated, event-by-event basis, producing such moments as this:

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I think it would be fun to run one featuring UESP users, and post the screencaps here with live discussion, hopefully making for a hilarious event. I'd be planning to do this all on Sunday, with tomorrow to gather the participants. The simulator supports more plenty of entrants, so for now there's no limit on how many people can be involved.

All you need to do is post here saying you want to join, and I'll add you and your avatar to the game. If you want to use a different avatar than your current UESP one, include a link to the one you want to use. You can also request if you want to be on the same team/district as another user. And please vote in the poll with what you want me to replace any unfilled slots with!

The game will likely start around noon EST on Sunday, so if you think this'll be fun make sure to post here before then!

Tributes:
Dirty Spaceman
Tingz0r
Dark Spark
MARS
Kerr
HatofMadness
Cassandra
MetaCthulhu
ProphetDragon
VirtualWeasel
Aarah
Rook
Argonanza
Alarra

[Tingz0r]

New challenger!

[Dark Spark]

Let me get this straight: aside from providing a name and an avatar, we don't do anything else but watch the simulator run. I mean, I won't have the fun to actually kill someone here, no?

[MARS]

Oh hell yes, put me in.

[Kerr]

I volunteer as tribute!

Use this as my avatar.

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I am but a simple farmer tending to my murders.

[HatofMadness]

Hat wants in!

[Cassandra]

Yay! There's nothing like a little ruthless killing to brighten up a Sunday. I might not be here right when it starts, what with church and all, but I'll try.

Oh, and please use this as my avatar.

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As much as I love Hawke, I think a fairy princess would do better in a fight.

[MetaCthulhu]

Add me to the pool!

[Dirty Spaceman]

Alright, everyone who's posted so far has been added!

Let me get this straight: aside from providing a name and an avatar, we don't do anything else but watch the simulator run. I mean, I won't have the fun to actually kill someone here, no?

Well, I had to make it fair somehow. Otherwise, you'd win by default.

[ProphetDragon]

I volunteer. Use this image.

[VirtualWeasel]

I volunteer as blah blah blah overdone reference.

Use my avatar.
I will destroy everyone with cuteness.

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[Aarah]

Aye, go on then.
My avatar already has a gun, so I'm good to go.

[Rook]

Sure, I always wanted to be killed by Dark Spark.

[MARS]

My avatar is a murderous spider, I'm set.

[Argonanza]

Oh sign me the hell up.

[KingFeraligatr]

I'm not going to join in on the carnage. Instead, I will just watch and see the outcome. We'll see who wins the bloodbath. (as in, I'm not volunteering to be in your Hunger Games sim.)

[Alarra]

I'm up for it!

[Dirty Spaceman]

Okay, so the games are soon to begin. I'll start compiling well-known and/or past UESPers to fill in the remaining spots.

In the meantime, if anyone out there still wishes to be part of the fun, you still have time to say so.

Or, for those who are already participating, feel free to recommend me names of users to include!

Edit: So just to give you an idea of who I'll be choosing, I'm trying to go with users who (a) don't frequent the forum any more but it would be funny if they won anyway, or (b) still visit the forum but haven't really been on much or at all since I posted this, making it feasible that they just haven't seen this thread as opposed to not wanting to be involved. The latter includes AKB and Dohva, for instance.

Edit 2: Okay, everything's just about ready to go, just waiting for a thing or two to be resolved before the simulation starts.

[Dirty Spaceman]

Alright folks, HERE ARE YOUR TEAMS (as randomly generated as I could make them)

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Remember to post your reactions and discussion along with each update!

[Dirty Spaceman]

LET THE GAMES BEGIN! (Part 1)

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[Dirty Spaceman]

(Part 2)

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[Dirty Spaceman]

DAY ONE

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AND HERE'S THE BIG ONE:

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The remainder of Day One was uneventful.

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I'll be taking a few minutes' break to let people read the events so far, and react to the EXPLOSIVE upset by Aarah that has all the fans talking.

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With 4 players already down, who will survive the first night?

[AKB]

I'm rooting for Fargoth to win.

[Cassandra]

Yay! District 6 for the win! Aarah, it looks like it's time to take chances, make mistakes blow stuff up, and get messy on our path to total domination. When I die (let's be honest, we all know it's going to happen) I expect you to carry on the good name of District 6, in memory of me.

[Aarah]

Ohhhhh yyyeah!
Sorry guys. (Not sorry).

Your turn to take out the other districts, Cassandra! No prisoners! District 6 FTW!