The UESP Election 2016! #MakeMorrowindGreatAgain

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What Should AKB Do First?

Lock Aarah Up!
1
9%
Force Kirkbridians to Register for Easy Identification
4
36%
Fix Election System that Allowed AKB to Win
3
27%
Make More Merchandise
0
No votes
Sell More UESP Premium Subscriptions (only 29.99 a Month!)
0
No votes
Build a Wall to Keep Argonians Out
0
No votes
End Musicman Care
0
No votes
Withdraw UESP from Elder Scrolls Fan Alliance
0
No votes
Tweet Endlessly
3
27%
 
Total votes: 11

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The SheoDovah
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Re: The UESP Election 2016! #MakeMorrowindGreatAgain

Post by The SheoDovah »

And additionally, anyone that believes Pelinal Whitestrake is a Terminator shall be locked up. Anyone that believes Kirkbride's works is canon should be locked up.

The so called "God" howard should be punishable by slappy fishes. Todd Howard is not a god.

And lastly, those that call TES "The Skyrim Franchise" shall be locked up, shot, healed, tormented and forcefed branflakes.
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Re: The UESP Election 2016! #MakeMorrowindGreatAgain

Post by Dohva. »

Musicman247 wrote:We live in quite turbulent times! And your vote in this election will literally change the course of the world! As The candidates come forward, please make your votes carefully. The fate of us all depend on you making the right choice.

My suggestion: Build a wall, make the Argonians pay for it.
LMAO! :lol: Way to make light of the hailstorm our country is facing right now! :P
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Re: The UESP Election 2016! #MakeMorrowindGreatAgain

Post by theEpicShadowscale »

VOTE FOR ME FINE DUNMER!

I am definitely a dunmer as well and am in no way an An-Xiheel Spy.

Vote for me, and we can move all of our forces to invade Akavir, and leave literally no one behind! My 100% failproof plan ensures that in no way am I tricking you so that the Argonians can invade you, and rest assured that we will we fix the catastrophe at Red Mountain! By that we are definitely NOT going to use thousands of tonnes of TNT and make it so bad that Morrowind turns back into the ashy dung hole it always was!

Vote for me for a better future!

For the An-Xiheel!

No wait! I meant the Dunmer!
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