The Confession Thread

[Fiar]

I have blue/silver eyes. THAT SAID. I wish they were green a a lot of times, haha.

[Dohva.]

I secretly enjoy having a cat who kills mercilessly. Birds...yeah, those I'm not so fond of seeing torn to shreds because I love birds, but when she brings in other kills it kind of makes me feel a bit powerful.

Like, I have a mini lion sleeping in my bed. Sometimes, she brings in live animals and kills them in front of us. The kid has a riot over it. I don't so much like cleaning the mess but hell, it's fascinating watching our pet play with a mouse, which btw are super fast and sneaky. This speaks to the power behind cats in general. Not only does she lie in wait near the watering hole (I've seriously watched her do this over and over again at the creek across the yard), but she hides in the tall grass and strikes like a lion on the savannah. Then she brings her kill inside like it ain't no thang, paws the poor critter around mewing and purring while it suffers, all the time we're watching with wide-eyed fascination that our beloved animal is a cruel killer.

But it's nature. And nature is amazing.

Also, a Skyrim confession: my assassin Felina has had like 30 reincarnations. In every single one, she dumps Marcurio at the altar and marries Onmund instead. And in every single one, she slices Elda Early-Dawn's throat behind the bar while her patrons drink ale at the bar. Then she steals her gold. Why? I have no real idea...but I'm addicted to doing those two things in the game. I think it has something to do with the fact that I love playing black widows in Fallout, and so Felina is my Skyrim black widow. <3

[The SheoDovah]

So in other words, you have your very own Joffery Baratheon?

I have a confession to make as well. I failed maths 7 times in the past 6 years. Granted, it's more of a failed maths every few years but it's easier to say failed it over 6 years. I did break the streak last year though.

I kinda have a lot of ideas yet i never write them down and craft fanfiction out of them. Some are good. Some may be bad. But I really need to do that.

As a lover of cheese, this is my worst sin. I only have tried a small percentage of cheese. Now, it's not that bad as i have a reason for doing so. Grating. If it falls apart whilst grating, it is never being used again. I am a grater elitist and i'm sure, it means i'm racist towards certain types of cheese but by god, if they didn't fall apart, i would eat them. Oh and i flat out refuse to give Silton a chance. It's mouldy cheese. I am kinda very harsh and judgemental when that occurs. It's mould! You are eating mould!

I also claim to be a PG tips supporter but deep down, i am a dirty tea peasent that will buy cheap tea from Tesco, Asda or morrisons. I am prepared to be arrested for my crime against queen and country.

[MissKokane]

I'm almost 30 and secretly enjoy watching high school movies cause I never had a life back in high school. I wasn't popular and had no social life.

[The SheoDovah]

I used to harbour an ambition to make machinma(The genre). Kinda still have that dream but tis very unlikely I'll ever do so because Youtube hates new content unless it is copyright free and I just know that if i spent hours and hours trying to create a decent battle in Skyrim video, it would be instantly flagged. I kinda have a small ambition to do let's plays but me thick accent could be a major barrier for everyone. May still do that in the future. Not Twitch as I'll probably want to do the voice only appearance. Tis my confession.

I've taken most of 2016 to read through the ASOFAI series. I kinda read it on and off.

[Lorenut]

I am 23, never had a relationship(romantic,sexual, that nature) and never had a first kiss. Naturally, I am deemed a failure by society because I have never gotten laid but that is not my confession

Thanks Dovah! That actually makes me feel better about myself.

As for my embarrassing secret
I once peed in a laundry basket full of clothes while I was sleepwalking. It happened when I was really young and I haven't sleepwalked in years.

[The SheoDovah]

Forgot I posted that. NegativeDovah wasn't the best Dovah at the time of posting.


But yeah, I ain't had a first kiss and i am darn proud of focusing on my rebuilding my life for 6 years and putting getting a job before everything else.

[MetaCthulhu]

GD just reminded me of this:

I've never spent more than 10 minutes making a character in Skyrim.

[KingFeraligatr]

Without me being on my laptop, my mood changes, usually for the worse. It is such an important stabilizing factor in my life.

[Fiar]

I have a tendency to overthink things, to the point where a simple process will seem more difficult.

This alone isn't really...New, for many people. How it affected me though, is I couldn't tie my shoes until I was 16 or so, pretty embarrassing as a teen.

[MARS]

I didn't floss yesterday.

[Fiar]

I didn't floss yesterday.

Gingivitis would like a word....

[MetaCthulhu]

I've never actually read all of H.P. Lovecraft's works...

yeah.

[Wolfborn]

I've never actually read all any of H.P. Lovecraft's works...

[BetaB17]

Whoa, what happened to this thread? Well, I hope you don't mind if I drop by a sneaky lil confession then

But ya, it's been many weeks now, but I have a broken shot glass that not only do I refuse to throw away, but is actively in display by my bedroom mirror

Why? Bc it means something to me, a simple reminder. I even have a scrap of paper in it saying "Never again" And no, no.. It's not something alcohol related, it just so happens to a casualty from when I carelessly hurt a friend for being an idiot </3

So yep, Beta's got a busted bottom fragment of a shot glass in his room.at all times. (I am a terribly sentimental person )

For the record tho, I did in fact toss out all the other broken bits. Shame really, I'm gonna miss that shot glass, but I guess I got something out of it still ^_^

[Fiar]

I recently realized I have a MAJOR pet peeve. People leaving shopping carts all over the parking lot, sometimes in massive clumps.

That's not the confession. My confession is I want to tackle these people Waterboy style, and lash them with my belt for being the lazy pricks they are.

I might have some violent tendencies it seems.

[lmstearn]

I confess a deep attachment to the UESP because it is the only site that cares about old user posts. Most of the other TES sites purge them or hide them or gamesas them.

[BetaB17]

I got a confession,. I've never seen V for Vendetta but I've always been dying for a chance

[BetaB17]

Time to dust off some cobbwebs here

Kek. I don't normally realize this, but you know how some folks have comfort foods. Like, ice cream, or chocolates, or vodka

Mine just so happens to be tortilla chips and salsa like, always

[Fiar]

I just realized graham crackers go great in coffee! I told everyone else this, and apparently that is dunking 101...So go me for being late to the party! Yayyyyy

Speaking of parties, usually late to some crazes as they happen. I'm no trendsetter, but apparently I got a Fitbit two years after the hype died down. NO ONE TELLS ME THESE THINGS!

And speaking of movies, I STILL need to see Inception.

[Cassandra]

I didn't realize that a "black mirror" was a screen, and that the show was about technology, until Season 2. ;^-^

[BetaB17]

Bruh. I havent even watched Inception(doesnt mean i dont know the plot )

Uuuuh, right. Topic.

Its actually remarkably easy to make me blush or turn red. Like, exceptionally easy. Family just says I'm too pale or thin skinned to hide anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ All I know is it makes alot folks thing I'm easy to fluster, embarrass, or prone to simmer but I'm not. Just trying to think of one out of a million things to say during a discussion i.e think on the spot can just make be blush a bit

(It is however an easy thing exploit if your into making people blush ;>_> )

[Cassandra]

Y'all, real talk. I was really cringy when I was in Grade 11.

[BetaB17]

What just... happened

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[joyescape]

I love gore, I enjoy seeing people get tortured in movies.