A place to discuss and ask questions about the fourth part of The Elder Scrolls series and its expansions
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
I'm really a drunk mexican pole dancer"
Uriel septim "I like to move it move it! I like to....
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michae1
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by michae1 »
move i *gets stabbed by mythic dawn assassin*
mythic dawn assassin:You picked a bad day side with the...
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
Institute of big bummed insomniacs!
french guard "*le gasp!* zat littul Glathir man eez...
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michae1
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by michae1 »
ezz sane?
Lord Rugdumph: I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great......
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The Edgy Redguard
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by The Edgy Redguard »
horripitulations, Swords and stones may break my bones, but...
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Dogmantra
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by Dogmantra »
Uncle Crassius would never hurt me! (whoops... slipped into Morrowind again there...)
Malacath: "Yum, an orc..."
BANG → !
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
Eating a giant bullfrog with three hairs on its nose!
Valen dreth "ah a fair dunmer maiden! would you like to come in my cell and...
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WolfGang IceEye
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by WolfGang IceEye »
MOVE IT???"
The lusty argonian maid "But sire your.......
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The Raven
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by The Raven »
Spear..It's made of gold?"(Reference to Austin Powers in Goldmember)
Lord Rugdumph: "Minotaurs makes me
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
Horny!
Want to get an adoring minotaur!
Mutinus ancitus(sp?) "gruuugh grraagh waaaannttt.....
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The Raven
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by The Raven »
..chess burgers. mmmmmmmmhh waanaantzz CHEZ BURGORZ
Crassius Curio "Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel....
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
a dead baliwog"
Farwil "Our stories are....
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Behnjymyn
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by Behnjymyn »
...pure Guar poop. But don't let the ladies know, they love them."
Chancellor Ocato: "In the name of the Empire, I hereby..."
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The Raven
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by The Raven »
...command you to jump off the White Gold Tower! NOW! And it's an order!"
Martin "Roger. *Hears Martin jump off the White Gold Tower* Weee! Damnit, i forgot my...
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
I rep that West
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Arzock
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by Arzock »
jetpack!
Imperial guard "what's that swooshing noise? oh my...