General Discussion

[The SheoDovah]

Can i eat everyone for these bad puns? They are offensive to the Sheodovah.

[Argonanza]

I heard you went to the Muay Thai Convention last week. Sounds like fun.

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But have you been to Taek-con, though?

[The SheoDovah]

I'll come back when civilisation returns to this savage pun filled thread.

[MARS]

Young martial arts students enjoy the picture book

Spoiler:

Where's Taekwaldo?

[Aarah]

What's the move you use to disarm a wizard?

Expelliarmus!

Spoiler:

Take wand. Oh!

Oh, I see. It wasn't a trivia question. Alright then.

[MetaCthulhu]

Is the pun storm over? Is it safe to come out now?

[MARS]

TaekwondNO.

[Argonanza]

A group of martial artists kidnap a famous painter.

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They take van Gogh.

[MARS]

The Norwegian answer to Taekwondo:

Spoiler:

Taekwonme.

[Per]

*Official Norway Seal of Approval*

[MARS]

Don't worry about Per, he'll be gone in a day or two.

[Kerr]

What do you call Sulu's martial art style?

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Takeiwondo

Don't worry about Per, he'll be gone in a day or two.

That's because the sun always shines on his monitor, makes it hard to post.

[Per]

By that logic I should be posting all winter.

Also,

Don't worry about Per, he'll be gone in a day or two.

, heheha.

[Argonanza]

When you and your special someone fight.

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Baekwondo

[Kerr]

By that logic I should be posting all winter.

You'd think so I mean, how can it be? Believe me, the sun always shines on TV.

[MARS]

It's always sunny in Osloelphia.

[Per]

It's always sunny in Osloelphia.

[&@%!], I should make a sitcom about my real life. It would be hilarious in a cringey sort of way. The sort of show people only admit to liking ironically.

[MARS]

Make a show about nothing and call it Sænfjøld.

[Per]

Get your goshdarned ö's outta here. Where I come from, we use ø's, like civilised people.

[MARS]

I love it when GD gets European.

[ZeRoc]

When someone's gotta get out in a hurry.

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They gone-zo.

[Dirty Spaceman]

Get your goshdarned ö's outta here. Where I come from, we use ø's, like civilised people.

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

[MARS]

You should share that støry on Fæcebøøk.

[BetaB17]

I thought that was banned because I kept on doing that?

Also, Beta is easy to bribe to lend..... i mean, Zeta is easy to bribe regarding powers.

[MARS]

I'll attest to that. I'm much easier to bribe than Beta. If you want to know how to put money in my PayPal account, just PM me. ;)