The Confession Thread

[BetaB17]

Here we open our doors and lend our ears to that which your heart confesses. Church is in session, and your internet sins have brought thou shame..

What secrets would you share upon these forums
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We all have something a tad embarrassing or down right shun worthy. Maybe it's not all bad, or the simple truth may be too much for your public image

Maybe it's a crime against pop culture(ex: Never watched the original Star Wars trilogy) or better yet a crime against a fandom(ex: Secretly you think TES is meh..). Or maybe, just maybe it's something about yourself you've never told before(ex: You have a fear of traffic cones) or just something you've always kept secret from just us(ex: you're Hollywood superstar Shia Labouf)

We all have secrets or misconceptions we'll wish to keep just that hell some are far more reddening to the face than others. There will always be somebody brave enough to dare tell, and equally someone charting it down in their notes <_<
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Please, forum rules still apply: So nothing illegal or offensive or ect. This is for fun and telling a bit about yourself. So try to be civil and truthful, please be friendly here and post at your own risk.

Furthermore, we need to stress that this isn't a no-bounds thread. It's meant for fun or embarrassing confessions, or maybe even something you're ashamed to admit in real life, but it is not
meant to be an outlet to publicly get very serious things off your chest. If your confession has the potential to disturb, scare, or otherwise emotionally affect your fellow users in a strong and uncomfortable way, please do not post it. While we are a community and like to share things and advice, you have to keep in mind that others are reading what you post here.

If you desperately need a place to vent and/or get things off your chest that would be too heavy here, remember that you're always welcome to PM Mars. Her inbox is open to everyone who needs an ear.

(Not an ex: I may or may not have/had a fear of clowns)

[Fiar]

So this a real life and internet confession thing? Or just internet?

If the latter, I have a couple.

My grammar used to suck before I joined Bungie.Net and started posting to The Flood (Those familiar with that forum know it's a human cesspit). Somehow seeing all that bad grammar taught me what not to do, instead of what to emulate. I always felt a little weird about how my typing skills developed from such a place.....Even though it was a VERY entertaining place.


Despite pestering from Alarra and SM-Dreamer, I still haven't seen all of Firefly. Don't know if I ever will, lol.

[BetaB17]

@Fiar: Both. And what are ya doing posting here mate? Mfp gsh, Go watch Firefly!

Well I can't judge I've never watched an episode of Star Trek in my life.. or Doctor Who, or Twilight Zone.. ect ect ect. RIP my pop cultute credibility

But you know what I have watched and shouldn't be crucified bc? Quantum Leap

(Also, just bc, when I was a weee kid, I was notoriousfor singing the song 'Macho Macho Man'.. this was before I ever turned 4)

[Argonanza]

I usually sit down when I pee.

(Raising the bar for this thread by talking about toilet stuff)

[Fiar]

^Seriously. If the good lord blessed me with good aim, I'd probably be a sniper in the army by now.


I used to steal candy as a kid, I was actually pretty good at it, lmao. I got caught once, because the butterfinger I snatched fell out of my sweatpants as I got out of the car. I thankfully learned from that, and never did it again.

[BetaB17]

(Ya, a wee bit too personal if I do say so Nanza)
(And I'll brush by the fact you literally got bc of your butterfinger(s) Fiar )

To this I should add. I have my own inground pool in the back yard.. and I can count the number of times Ive swimmed in it with but one hand. This drives my best friend up the frickin wall about this bs

[Argonanza]

wee

Ayy

When I was a kid I caught a bunch of tadpoles. I wanted to see them develop into frogs. Forgot to oxygenate the water. They died.

I'm a murderer

[The SheoDovah]

Ah yes, the aiming erm.... er... whilst very, very happy every man suffers from that some days. Requires perfect aim or erm... well, you know.


I am 23, never had a relationship(romantic,sexual, that nature) and never had a first kiss. Naturally, I am deemed a failure by society because I have never gotten laid but that is not my confession.

I, as a brit, drink more coffee then tea.

I have betrayed queen and country. I should be drawn and quartered, hung until dead, shot, hung again and exiled.

[Fiar]

(And I'll brush by the fact you literally got bc of your butterfinger(s) Fiar )

Ok, I never realized this until you pointed it out. Good lord life has a sense of humor, and is probably shaking its head at me for not catching on sooner.

Does this count as a sin? I'll just say it does so I don't go OT, lol.

[Leckan]

Ooh, where to start!

Well I have to admit that I have a general dislike and distrust for people; men and women; they're lying, selfish, cheating, manipulative, backstabbing hypocrites- it's that last one that I hate the most. Still, I do like attention sometimes and I'm forced to be social with them.

[The SheoDovah]

Yeah! [&@%!] people! In fact, I am building a wall to keep people out of my pillow fort! What? It's a big ass pillow fort. I did have a sand fort but someone melted it. And don't tell me that it's "The rain." and that sand forts are a bad idea in the land of the rain, UK. I know one of you [&@%!] did it!

Unless joking around in reponse to confessions is not allowed in here. If that is the case, I done cocked up.

[Aarah]

I used to steal candy as a kid, I was actually pretty good at it, lmao. I got caught once, because the butterfinger I snatched fell out of my sweatpants as I got out of the car. I thankfully learned from that, and never did it again.

Did it fall out of your pocket, or did you store the candy in the elasticated waistband of your pants? A makeshift utility belt, if you will.

[Fiar]

I used to steal candy as a kid, I was actually pretty good at it, lmao. I got caught once, because the butterfinger I snatched fell out of my sweatpants as I got out of the car. I thankfully learned from that, and never did it again.

Did it fall out of your pocket, or did you store the candy in the elasticated waistband of your pants? A makeshift utility belt, if you will.

I stored it in my pant leg. The legging near the bottom was elastic, so it usually kept the candy from falling out prior. I guess I wore it out at as a kid, because it didn't stop it that time.

If I had a makeshift utility belt, I would have stored smoke grenades for a speedy escape! Also, grappling gun, even if I can only go up one floor; I would still have done it.

[The SheoDovah]

I kinda chose my aviator(cheap then a bag of chips from a chippy from Primark ones) because it is hard to see my eyes through them

The rest was way too much information, like seriously.

[Rezalon]

I've been called a "hipster" by friends several times because I don't do/watch/play/etc. something because it's overwhelmingly popular (such as anime, Call of Duty, Game of Thrones, anything to do with Marvel, and a few other things), and have even been quoted as calling them "cancerous" at some point or other.

To be completely honest, I have no idea why I do this. It might be my anxiety trying to keep me away from large groups of people (IRL and Online), it might be my bad experience of popularity =/= good content (people absolutely hate me when I say I find the video-game Limbo to be horrid), it might be just because I don't want to be like everyone else and want to like my own small, niche hobbies (I say hobbies, they're obsessions, really).

[MetaCthulhu]

I don't tell people my age when I talk on the phone or use the internet. I just don't want to deal with the bulverism that comes along with being born in a particular time frame.

[KingFeraligatr]

Some people talked about hating people. I'm the same way. I do like some people, but in general the human race is an awful blight on the world and needs to go the way of the dodo so maybe the planet can have a nice last billion years of life left instead of being bled dry by people.

I'm a [&@%!] wimp and hate over difficulty and challenge. I love being in godmode and not losing in single player games. I still do not like victory to just be handed to me though. At the very least, I just don't want to die.

I think we're due for a much more dystopic future (we already live in a dystopia IMO). Except, we can't fix it. It's going to ruin everything. It's one reason why I like Deus Ex so much, that game mirrors so much [&@%!] that is happening in the world it's not even funny. I cannot get into more with utterly bashing things these forums disallow discussing.

I think all politicians are the scum of humanity and all complete, remorseless monsters that thrive off killing, gaining power, and other horrible things. I think they're all sociopaths as well. I classify any and all politicians that have ever lived to be like this. They're literally the worst. I'm less harsh on fictional ones though.

I have sympathies to anarchy. I know it could never work, but living in a working govermentless, politicianless system intrigues me.

I tend to be out of the loop on things and sort of insulated. There's many things others know that I don't and I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

I'm autistic. High functioning. Known since I was in 7th grade. I don't like admitting it though because I know of all the hatred and prejudiced that being autistic gets you. I also don't like to use it as an excuse for any of my problems but my monotone voice. I have a clinical diagnosis dammit and don't want to look like those people who use "autism" as an excuse for their actions.

I might have more things to reveal later.

[Fiar]

Hmm, I'm also Autistic. Asperger's Syndrome. Been diagnosed since i was 10. So 16 years ago.

I'm not afraid of that label, it's who I am, has shaped me into the person I am now. I have found little intolerance thrown my way, what has come my way has never bothered me. People in this life won't like you regardless, best these types of people get it over now so you can waste less time with them.

[MARS]

Okay guys, it seems it needs clarifying: this isn't an anonymous confession chair free-for-all-talk-about-your-darkest-secrets thread, it's a thread that everyone on the forum can read, so it needs to stick to the rules. I've added some clarifications to the OP (new stuff in bold). If you're still unsure whether you can post your confession or not, ask us first. Anything deemed inappropriate from now on will be removed. Thank you for your attention, and carry on.

[MetaCthulhu]

I've never eaten a Drumstick, and the only James Cameron film I like is T2 ("Not even Aliens?"--"Well sort of, but it was a big drop-off").

[Fiar]

Cthulhu, you are confusing sin with crime. That is a crime.

Many people that talk to me, know I'm a very musical person.

I used to never listen to music, my world was silence and video games. Not sure what changed my mind, but my mom has me quoted once saying that I hate music.

Man, I find that so weird to even think now.

[The SheoDovah]

I..... forgot to add cheese to my pastabake but this isn't my confession. My confession is this.

I've yet to complete Skyrim's DLC. I just get bored or feel the game's had it's run around the 40- 60 hour mark. I er...


I kinda read the Daily Mail and Daily Express's websites out of a sick curiosity about their readers and their [&@%!] that they spill. I may be a very sick man and may need help. I have shamed both UESPF, myself, England, the world and myself.

[KingFeraligatr]

Although I loathe the site, one visit to that [&@%!] RPG Codex site ruined me so badly that I had to readjust some of my beliefs, tastes, etc. to sort of match theirs. While they're loathful [&@%!], some of what they said made so much sense I'd be wrong to not readjust my beliefs. Of course I beat myself up over it for not wanting to make the full conversion to what they said that wasn't completely against what I believed. I only visited there 2 more times since and have not gone back there since (it's been over a year) and have blocked the site. And I continued to beat myself up and (but eventually mostly stopped with that). I also felt like that if I did not adapt, I would eventually run into one of those people from there and they'd utterly destroy me with words and logic and make me feel bad for ever living and not converting to their ways. And this site was only the worst one. Other things I've seen/saw have changed me quite a bit. Arguably probably for the better, but it still is nervewracking and I don't venture to those places anymore (and I also don't want to grow to despise something I might get realyl into anymore). I feel bad for doing so though because I'm not getting a really thought out and critical analysis on things. Makes me further of a dumbass IMO.

[LugkAgumbuk]

I never use public urinals (or any urinals at all). They make me feel so uncomfortable.

[BetaB17]

So this a confession much over due...
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I.. kind of secretly wish I was British, and for reasons less than known

That is all