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The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:16 pm

Going to tap it's arse? If not, you are missing one hell of an ass tapping chance.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:53 pm

My dad has contacts... in bird business.

Anyway, surrogate chicken mom isn't keeping it warm, so my desk lamp is being used as a replacement butt.

LugkAgumbuk · Post by **LugkAgumbuk** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:58 pm

Argonanza wrote:My dad has contacts... in bird business.

Anyway, surrogate chicken mom isn't keeping it warm, so my desk lamp is being used as a replacement butt.

Mmmm, chicken and eggs..... apparently Dragon tastes good though

Post by **Aarah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:01 pm

Now I want to see it.
Small fluffy animals are too tempting.

Fiar · Post by **Fiar** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:06 pm

Aarah wrote:Now I want to see it.
Small fluffy animals are too tempting.

To pet? Or to eat?

If it's the latter, I have a deep fry cooker around the house somewhere, and plenty of oil!

I do want to see it though, my mom used to raise birds for a living, so I used to see a lot of adorable chicklets.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:12 pm

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Post by **Aarah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:16 pm

You gave me a fright.
Fiar talking about eating the chick, and then there it is lying on a plate.

It's not as fluffy and chubby as I was expecting, but I suppose it's too young to look like that yet.

It's still cute though! Have you given it a name?
Thanks for sharing.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:17 pm

Post by **Aarah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:18 pm

Do you know the sex? Lady chick might not like Bob. (Although it cud be short for Roberta).

I think I'd it Dee. Like 'Chicka-dee'.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:24 pm

I'm no chick sexer (yes, that's an actual profession) so I'll hold off on the names for now.

Post by **MARS** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:19 pm

There is a real actual job called chick sexer. I. I'm. I'm going on a short vacation.

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:27 pm

Aarah wrote:
Argonanza wrote:I currently have a pheasant chick hanging out on my desk.
Bit of a chick magnet are you?

https://youtu.be/wk6S-94uO7k?t=4s

please stop

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:57 pm

I would hate to be a chick sexer and having to explain what it actually is.

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a chick sexer"

*Dovah has been ejected from the pub*

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:00 pm

An industrial bunghole reamer probably has it a little worse off.

Post by **Kerr** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:00 pm

You know chick sexer sound like a hard job. Chicks are so small, I wouldn't be able to do it. It would be easier to sex a larger creature, like a pig.

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Post by **MARS** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:07 pm

Likewise, completely unrelated image.

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Post by **Aarah** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:13 pm

It's easy: just put down a pink blanket and a blue blanket, and if the chick goes for pink, it's a girl, and if blue it's a boy. You know, cos colour affinity is instinctual.

I think the whole colour for babies thing is stupid. If I ever have a child, I'm just going to dress them in any colour, blue, pink, red, black. I think children should be able to grow up around a multitude of colours, and then when they get a bit older, they can choose what they like best, without be influenced by gender 'norms'.

I know lots of parents dress their baby in pink or blue, so that other people know what sex it is without having to ask, but I wouldn't care if someone thought by baby girl was a boy, tbh. I'd just correct them.

Funny fact - up until circa 1940s, the general trend was pink for boys and blue for girls.

Anyhoo, I've gone on a tangent from chicks.

@Everyone in a county that's not in the UK.
Do you get those fuzzy yellow cheap chicks at easter? For decoration and such? I find those things creepy.

Fiar · Post by **Fiar** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:59 am

Aarah wrote:You gave me a fright.
Fiar talking about eating the chick, and then there it is lying on a plate.

Yeah I....Wasn't expecting that either. Especially the plate, I was about to wonder what I had done. = (

I ordered my usual coffee at Dunkins after work. Somehow wires got crossed and they made two. SCORE!

Lorenut · Post by **Lorenut** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:12 am

Happy 4th of July everyone! Stay safe and have fun!

Fiar · Post by **Fiar** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:24 am

Is it weird I like to drink tea on the Fourth and praise the Queen's health?

No? Ok.

Happy 4th of July everyone! May your firework show finale be as grand as your day!

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:27 am

You can instead join me in megaloathing the idiots that are demanding a democratic result to be overturned and have resorted to trying to force it via lawyers. I hate my country sometimes. I hate the people sometimes. I megaloathe them when they try to do crap like this.

Also, 4th of July? Didn't something rather petty happen a few centuries back? Ah yes, we beat you in a game of footie.

AKB · Post by **AKB** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:46 am

I just saw ESO follows UESP on Twitter. I believe I may have complained officially about them not following us, at some point.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:51 am

Did you threaten to melt the skin off their very bones or threatened to unleash a very hyper Beta on them?

AKB · Post by **AKB** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:57 am

It probably went more along the lines of "You should follow us" or I asked someone else to tell them that. It was back in April. I don't remember June, let alone April.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:15 am

Was it "You should follow us?" or "You should follow us if you don't want bad things to happen?"

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