So far, the bosses haven't given me much trouble. Smough and Ornstein were the hardest before i realised that fire and lightning works well. Then it was a matter of Solaire distracting one of them and me unleashing hell on the other.
Artorias, he was the true challenge for me. I finally conquered him today once i mastered the timing and dodge. Also, I used the Zweihander. I swear that sword will never let me forgo the use of it in any playthrough. Damn thing is too useful and it was only for the raw physical damage. (normal +10)
He is my favourite boss as well. It's just two people dueling. Simple as. One is corrupted and well, he makes you think on your feet. Do you heal and hope he doesn't spear you? Or do you risk getting hit if you cock up another time? And the buff can be stopped if you hit him during the Super Artorias powering up phrase. I wasn't tanking him. Just a timing issue on my part and dodging. Also did a risky but epic move to finish him off. A leaping attack with the Zwei ended him. If i had missed, i'm sure i would have lost. It was also a "Right, either i beat him or i don't then i'll do other bits" attempt.
I also beat Sif today.
And as for Manus? [&@%!] MANUS!
Faced him twice, died. It seems to be one of those no [&@%!] given bosses that will either spam attacks, decide to change attack in mid attack and i've heard he is a very cheap, infuriating boss that spams magic once you get his health to 60% and will decide to hit you when you use the pendant every single time.
Also, the humanity ghosts are irrating.
Only have the Four Kings left then it's Gwyn. Should look into the Stray Demon.
As for Kalemeet, i've heard the legend.
The dragon that even Anor Londo didn't want to [&@%!] off.
The foul black dragon has killed many a chosen undead.
Giantdads, Haveldads, monster melees, WOTG spammers, the worst of the worst, the best of the best, they have stood no chance.
Even the mighty Crystal Soul Spears failed to harm his scales.
He is the dragon everyone fears.
The havels, the giants, the pyrostormers, they fear him.
He is the boss of bosses.
He is the king of the bosses.
He is the god of Dark Souls 1.
And git gud doesn't apply here. For yes indeed, you need to git perfect.
I rather take on Ornsteroids riding a Gaping dragon with Nito flooding the arena in toxic whilst 18 channellers spam soul arrows and a Bed of Chaos spamming swipes then face him.
But because i'm a cruel man to myself, i shall face him.
After i've levelled up more.
And maybe, havel it up.
I may need a lot of booze.
Also, is it me or do the four kings give no [&@%!] about hitboxes? I swear my blade hit them yet they did not get affected by it?
And I'm probably going to do: Four KIngs, Stray, Manus the Rageis, find the rest of the embers + levelling up more, Gwyn.
With Gwyn, i won't parry him to death. It would be a cheap way to end and well, i rather go one on one with the lord of cinder. Do feel that i should summon Solaire to cheer him up but no, it's me vs him. Me, the chosen undead, destroyer of many things, conquerer of Anor Londo, Lost Lava spam, New LOndo Ruins, soon to be(hopefully) killer of the father of the abyss. Him, a burnt out hollow god with a mere fraction of his power.
Speaking of which, i know people view the fight as disappointing but i always liked it. It is a neat way to end the game and shows how much Gwyn sacrificed and how he is determined to go out fighting if he is still just sane enough to make that choice or just suffered the fate of the undead. And the theme reflects it. Shame about the parry method but i chalk that up to From running out of time to correct it. It also sums up Dark Souls. You start out fighting, you go out fighting. It's rather fortunate for us that he is very weak otherwise, we would probably get one hit killed by his lightning bolts. I mean, the dude shot down dragons with his bolts and presumably took them on, one at a time.


