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ProphetDragon · Post by **ProphetDragon** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:49 pm

Legends don't burn down villages.

*Digs hand into SheoDovah's chest and turns him into a Smith clone*

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:54 pm

*Turns Prophet dragon into a Sheodovah clone then eats the clone, craps him out throws at the wall and starts a massive burly brawl with the entire universe!*

Ah, the Matrix Reloaded. Hated by some but it is hard to deny that the Burly Brawl scene was excellent. Shame they effed up the final fight with Agenth Smith in the third film.

Post by **BetaB17** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:38 pm

[Grabs more popcorn]

ProphetDragon · Post by **ProphetDragon** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:34 pm

*Gets out of the Matrix and gets in again*
*Starts Kung Fu battle with SheoDovah*

Post by **Kerr** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:08 pm

Speaking of The Matrix, the second Wachowski sibling came out as a trans woman not too long ago. Which makes MRAs using the term "Red Pill" even funnier, now that we know the film was made by not one, but two trans women. Shame she was basically forced out by The Daily Mail though, that shouldn't to happen anyone. Neither should anyone have to read The Daily Mail. *shudder*

I haven't see any Matrix films other than the first one and from what I've heard I shouldn't watch the other films.

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The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:30 pm

I would make a joke implying something awful but i would feel very dirty for even daring to make a joke that most mail readers think is true. The Daily Mail are the biggest hypocrites. From wanting to ban [&@%!] whilst showing celebs in bikinis to blaming video games whilst reviewing video games etc...

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:06 pm

Does the Daily Mail come in the mail?

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:24 pm

No. It is a crap daily newspaper that prides itself on being Homophobic, Racist, Actually, i'm not going to list everything down as i will never reach the end of it the list. Just they are always wrong and love to blame anything that suits their needs.

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:05 pm

Madness. Next thing you'll tell me is The Herald isn't read aloud at the mall.

Post by **Aarah** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:18 pm

No, it isn't.
And the Daily Mirror doesn't reflect whatever it sees, and the Daily Record doesn't play music, I'm afraid.

Post by **Kerr** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:49 pm

Although looking directly at The Sun can hurt your eyes.

Post by **Aarah** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:52 pm

Knight Captain Kerr wrote:Although looking directly at The Sun can hurt your eyes.

Tee hee. Very good!

all_freed · Post by **all_freed** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:24 am

Knight Captain Kerr wrote:Speaking of The Matrix, the second Wachowski sibling came out as a trans woman not too long ago. Which makes MRAs using the term "Red Pill" even funnier, now that we know the film was made by not one, but two trans women. Shame she was basically forced out by The Daily Mail though, that shouldn't to happen anyone. Neither should anyone have to read The Daily Mail. *shudder*

I haven't see any Matrix films other than the first one and from what I've heard I shouldn't watch the other films.
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I watched all of them and the animatrix too. the animatrix has a pretty good origin story of how the surface was lost to the machines, it's in anime style. You should watch the 2nd and 3rd movie and the animatrix. The 2nd and 3rd don't really go into the alice and wonderland and the rabbit hole but the music and fights are cool

ProphetDragon · Post by **ProphetDragon** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:36 am

Fun fact for all Matrix lovers, Neo is not the One.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:33 am

But he is the dragonborn. Wait, that's not right.

Oh yes, he is the chosen one and will bring balance to the force.

Also, today, i have to go to a poxy jurbs fair but will be treating myself to some games as a birthday gift(Turn 23 on saturday).

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:39 pm

ProphetDragon wrote:Fun fact for all Matrix lovers, Neo is not the One.

Yes he is. The Oracle was just full of [&@%!] so that he wouldn't believe he was the One, because he didn't wanna be anything special (kinda like Jesus, yet another messiah story).

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:43 pm

Guys, stop the presses! Drop whatever you are holding! I FOUND THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME! Let's all pray that i get it. Give me some of the UESP good luck magic! Wait, actually, don't mention luck or lady luck may decide to be mean to me again.

Back to the discussion at hand. Neo was the one. Somehow, it meant Smith was the one because he was the opposite whilst Neo was also the one so they were like polar opposites? Two forces of balance? Because erm..... Belief makes you powerful and friendship conquers all.

My ass!

Sorry, i hate the "Friendship overcomes anything" trope. It doesn't make sense most of the time. If you are dead and it's not a fantasy film, friendship does not give you the excuse to come back to life.

Post by **BetaB17** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:05 pm

I agree, Neo is not the one. But thats just my theory...a Film Theory!

PLease kill me for that

Post by **Aarah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:07 pm

BetaB17 wrote:PLease kill me for that

Are you sure? Ok.

*sneaks up behind Beta and kills him*

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:10 pm

Beta, i killed you ten minutes ago. Your body has yet to realise the futility of it's existence whilst the force that binds it, guides it starts to fail as an army of nanodovahs tear you apart.

Yes, Nanodovahs, son.

What? if Kojima gets away with using Nanomachines as a reason for everything, i can get away with Nanodovahs!

MetaCthulhu · Post by **MetaCthulhu** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:15 pm

Aarah wrote:
BetaB17 wrote:PLease kill me for that
Are you sure? Ok.

*sneaks up behind Beta and kills him*

Okay, I'm confused: If you asked him first, why did you sneak up behind him?

The SheoDovah wrote:Nanodovahs, son.

And my new favorite answer for all the weird crud that happens in Skyrim.
"Why is the mammoth flying?"
"Nanodovahs, son."

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:26 pm

"Why is that nord sitting on air?"

"NanoSheodovahs, Son."

"Why is my house a mess after spending ****** hours decorating it?"

"NanoSheodovahs, Son."

"Why is there fresh fruit in 2000 year old ruins?"

"NanoSheodovahs, Son."

"But..."

"NANO. SHEO. DOVAHS. SON."

Post by **Aarah** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:32 pm

MetaCthulhu wrote:
Aarah wrote:
BetaB17 wrote:PLease kill me for that
Are you sure? Ok.

*sneaks up behind Beta and kills him*
Okay, I'm confused: If you asked him first, why did you sneak up behind him?

I thought someone may ask this...
It was for Beta's sake. So he didn't have to see his killer approaching for his ultimate demise.

Cassandra · Post by **Cassandra** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:08 pm

Seems the decent thing to do.

Post by **BetaB17** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:18 pm

On the bright side, I get to be a ghost now.

Who knew a corrupted A.I. with an odd obsession over cake based products would be brutally be murdered, come back as a spirit, and now finally gets to live his dream haunting the internet n possessing cake.

That's just madness, right

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