Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Hayate · Post by **Hayate** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:05 am

Lol, there was this one time, i wasted like an hour or two setting up an orc orgy in a random ruin. and then another time i was fighting two spriggins in a cave and when i killed the first one it fell over a rock and got wedged with its legs spread in the air, and the second one landed with her face in the other ones crotch, how do you SS on the 360? lol i wanna get a SS of it, it was really funny.

Another time i some how managed to glitch completely on top of a ruin lol it was fun running on the inside of the ceiling and killing everyone without them being able to do a thing lol

xenolion · Post by **xenolion** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:15 pm

I was doing the DB quest where you had to kill the skooma sucking elf. I was waiting in the house for him and who should come in but the ex imperial guard you imprisioned. Scared me to death as I was not expecting him at all. I killed him and finished the quest. Later on his body some how ended up in another part of the imperial city out in the open.

oeL · Post by **oeL** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:03 pm

Was out for a stroll, And i saw a bear. So jumped off my horse, pulled out my bow, and flung an arrow his way. Well the one arrow almost killed him, and i was like.....uh-oh, somethings not right ><. Well i killed the bear with a second arrow, walked up to where he was and saw poor ole Wumeek taking a nap on the side of the road....

Well he was dead, along with a bandit next to him. Looks like the bear got the best of them. Wumeek anyone important/Know why he was out there?

Also.....this painted horse follows me to every town, right by the gate. No, not the one you get in the start. It says, "Painted Horse." Plus i dont even think i got that far in the main quest yet. Any clues?

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:24 pm

oeL wrote:Wumeek anyone important/Know why he was out there?

The Wiki is your friend

randomfrog · Post by **randomfrog** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:55 pm

I was in the Imperial Waterfront District when the pirate ship attracted my curiosity. So I went to talk to the Dunmer First Mate. She said to not go anywhere near it or she and the crew would attack me. So naturally I walked onboard. The crew drew their swords. But wait! They ran after a begger instead of me. And the begger wasn't even close to the ship! But what was most supprising was when the begger was chased, he turned invisible!

WolfGang IceEye · Post by **WolfGang IceEye** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:46 pm

A begger turned invisable wow,

back on topic my current main went under water and in the middle of the water started walking throught the water

CAESAR · Post by **CAESAR** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:12 pm

I broke into the Mystic Emporium and when I came back out, two townspeople started fighting each other. Neither of them were interested in me. The guards came over and killed both of them and proceeded to kill everyone in the market district. I just watched, waited, laughed, and picked up all the loot.

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:25 pm

I was talking to Tovas Selvani at the Black Waterside Stables in Cheydinhal, to check the price for a black horse (5000 gold, way to expensive for my budget). After declining his not so generous offer, I figured we could have a nice little chat about Cheydinhal. He then tells me that he was charged 5 gold for littering, and that he barely makes that in a year. Why does he run a stable if he cant manage to sell one single horse in a year

Another one.
I was out hunting black bow bandits in Rockmilk Cave, and had gathered a nice pile of loot after clearing out the upper chamber. I decided to pick it up on my way out, as I didn't want to waste my feather potions. On my way up again, after taking care of business in the lower sections, I suddenly see a person in front of me. I charge my bow, ready to fire, as I thought I had forgotten an arrow delivery earlier, only to see Mazooga picking up all my black bows, that I had paid for with my own blood

If I hadn't played a nice guy, that nagging orc would have seen daylight for the last time.

WolfGang IceEye · Post by **WolfGang IceEye** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:50 pm

Codex trust me mazoga saw the last bit of her daylight a long time ago

back on topic i was figting through some mine yesterday and when i went into the last chamber a bandit looked at me and said "Hail" then he talked to me and said "what?" i asked hm about rumors and told me about the attck on the chaple of diebela after that he safe travels the wield his axe and attacked me

deadlybane · Post by **deadlybane** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:11 pm

I just went into rockmilk cave for the first time and i went into a second room and there was a fight between a bandit and 3 others and they were all shooting each other with arrows. Nothing wrong with that, now is there? Next thing I know the swinging mace trap started going psycho and one of the two swinging maces ended up flying around the room unattaced to the ceiling! I tried to video tape it but when I started up my camera it stopped, even though I had paused the game hoping it would keep going once I unpaused it. =[ interesting but unfortunate

WolfGang IceEye · Post by **WolfGang IceEye** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:00 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So wierd the same excact thing happend to me today bye the way does any one know if the bandits and maruders respwan thanks

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:10 am

WolfGang IceEye wrote:bye the way does any one know if the bandits and maruders respwan thanks

Yes, they do. Almost all generic NPCs will respawn.

FruityFruitBat · Post by **FruityFruitBat** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:11 am

My character fell through a bridge. -_-

WolfGang IceEye · Post by **WolfGang IceEye** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:11 am

^^^^^^^^^^

so evry time the scell resets there will be another battle?

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:16 am

WolfGang IceEye wrote:so evry time the scell resets there will be another battle?

Yes, 3 days after you clear out a dungeon, all loot and enemies will respawn.

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:45 am

i was standing at dive rock after downloading the spell tomes add on and the conjurer shows up.........

except he did not land on solid ground.
he spawned right in front of me but fell straight down.

it was like watching an old cartoon with the road runner.
he was floating for a second and then "ahhhhhhhhh"
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oeL · Post by **oeL** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:22 pm

I took Martin Septim with me to clear out Kvatch. I was worried at first.....Aw crap i gotta protect him the whole way.... But after i saw the message, "Martin Is Uncounscious" i was relieved. He healed the fellow soldeirs, and i dont know what dagger he does, but it does some shweet dmg. Sooooooo, can you take him on every quest?

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:28 pm

oeL wrote:I took Martin Septim with me to clear out Kvatch. I was worried at first.....Aw crap i gotta protect him the whole way.... But after i saw the message, "Martin Is Uncounscious" i was relieved. He healed the fellow soldeirs, and i dont know what dagger he does, but it does some shweet dmg. Sooooooo, can you take him on every quest?

Yes, you can, as long as you don't finish the Weynon Priory quest.

dajackal07 · Post by **dajackal07** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:23 am

Dark Lord wrote:i was standing at dive rock after downloading the spell tomes add on and the conjurer shows up.........

except he did not land on solid ground.
he spawned right in front of me but fell straight down.

it was like watching an old cartoon with the road runner.
he was floating for a second and then "ahhhhhhhhh"
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so thats y i get randomly attacked by a conjurer

dementia's doppleganger · Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:24 pm

one time i was in the imperial city, and adamus philida just started twicthing and it kept getting faster and faster

Behnjymyn · Post by **Behnjymyn** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:50 pm

Once, upon approaching a bandit camp, I snuck in, took aim at a bandit with my bow, and missed, the arrow flying well over his head, and into the shrubs beyond. He then charged, and I fought him hand to hand. After killing him, I snuck warily into the actual camp, because I knew this camp should have 2 bandits. Finally, I found the corpse of the other bandit. Turns out my first arrow missed one bandit, and killed the other.

oeL · Post by **oeL** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:43 pm

All of my sigil stones so far have been Descendant.....

Haha, yea try and be smart and say, "Well What Level Are You?" Thing is.......they are the same! Ok well ill do it like this.

#1 Silence 5 Secs on self/Resist Magic 5 Pts

#2 Absorb Magicka 10 Pts/Fortify Magicka 10Pts

#3 Silence 5 Secs on self/Resist Magic 5 Pts

Grrrrrr!!!!!!! Why are gates so mean to me? The last one i did i was on my way to Cheydinal, have trashed. Being like, "I can see the town, as soon as i sell my stuff im passin out." But wait! A gate pops up! "Sweet, new sigil stone, ill do this real quick" ......*Gets to the stone finally and 3 brews later* ..............Aw WTF! Its the same stone!

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:09 pm

If you want to get a different sigil stone, save before taking it and if you don't get the one you want, load and try again.

XmanXavier11 · Post by **XmanXavier11** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:26 pm

In that "Goblin Trouble" quest, when the people were rebuilding their town I went back after a week or so, and I was jumping on the wooden planks on one of the house structures. All the sudden the whole house was became built when I was jumping on it and I was stuck inside it and I couldn't move. So I just fast traveled out. It was pretty weird though since I just happened to be there when it got built.

DerangedPickle · Post by **DerangedPickle** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:37 pm

[quote="Rassilon42"]anthony, please dont call people who are a lot more respected than you morons

and just a friendely reminder
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

I also know where you live so..yeah