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Snake · Post by **Snake** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:10 pm

I haven't payed much attention to it yet. All I know is the Microsoft has been working together with the Linux Foundation on a few things. Which is actually surprising.

I guess Microsoft is actually changing a bit.

The-Shadow-One · Post by **The-Shadow-One** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:28 am

Moths can you kindly [&@%!] off out of my room you broken flight [&@%!].

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:30 am

Our kitchen's infested with the little [&@%!]. There were three or four large ones, last time I checked. We hates it, hates it, hates it!

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:51 am

It's simply, Shadow and Gandalf. In order to get rid of moths, you lure them into the flame and use a big ass sword to defeat them. Now, i know what you are thinking, where do i get a big ass sword? It's simple, create your own one. Afterwards, you will need to set it on fire and then realise that you have a flaming sword. Go ahead and smite ye enemies then retire.

Post by **Aarah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:23 am

Yeah, moths be here too. Be thankful they aren't Atlas moths though.

Thelastdovah wrote:you lure them into the flame and use a big ass sword to defeat them. Now, i know what you are thinking, where do i get a big ass sword?

Your telepathy is rusty. I was actually thinking, 'i think i'd rather catch them in a jar.' A big ass sword for a moth is like roasting a marshmallow with a tonne of C-4.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:29 am

Hey! I only did that once and i recall every one enjoying said marshmallows.

Post by **Aarah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:32 am

Lol. Fair enough. Next time invite us! Folk might like to try an explosion-roasted marshmallow!

Linkuya · Post by **Linkuya** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:02 am

Expansion for a card game I play is releasing tomorrow. Pretty darn excited.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:16 am

Goddamn it, why does my body refuse to let me sleep? It's 3am over here and yet again, i'm still awake!

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:10 am

Aarah wrote:Yeah, moths be here too. Be thankful they aren't Atlas moths though.
Thelastdovah wrote:you lure them into the flame and use a big ass sword to defeat them. Now, i know what you are thinking, where do i get a big ass sword?
Your telepathy is rusty. I was actually thinking, 'i think i'd rather catch them in a jar.' A big ass sword for a moth is like roasting a marshmallow with a tonne of C-4.

Thelastdovah wrote:Hey! I only did that once and i recall every one enjoying said marshmallows.

Kinetic impulse via supersonic gas generation from exothermic chemical decomposition is hardly the most practical means of marshmallow delivery, though it may be the most expedient.

As for big ass swords, I'd wager something from Albion may prove effective against ornery mules or any other draught/service animal. Excepting elephants, or course. You'll need to use marshmallows for those.

leroybrown · Post by **leroybrown** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:10 am

Dark Spark wrote: Kinetic impulse via supersonic gas generation from exothermic chemical decomposition is hardly the most practical means of marshmallow delivery

This is how I describe the flaws of my truck; a combination of lies and big words. I probably (literally) have one of the most technical control centers one could find in a 2000 Tacoma. Not really for bragging rights (anyone who puts money into a such a vehicle for bragging rights is a moron) just for betta testing. When explaining all the things it can do it's a bit odd cause it's contrasted by a 15yr old sun faded interior. For some reason the airbag panel fades faster than the rest of the dash and when asked about this I explain it's an expensive offer by Toyota, a time progressive tu-tone interior.

If someone else has a better way (using bigger words) for me to lie to people then let me know, it would be greatly appreciated.

Post by **Musicman247** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:33 am

Snake wrote:I haven't payed much attention to it yet. All I know is the Microsoft has been working together with the Linux Foundation on a few things. Which is actually surprising.

I guess Microsoft is actually changing a bit.

I know that their Project Astoria uses the Android 4.4 kernel to allow Android apps to run natively on Windows 10 phones. So that's one area they're working on.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:29 pm

Musicman247 wrote: I know that their Project Astoria uses the Android 4.4 kernel to allow Android apps to run natively on Windows 10 phones. So that's one area they're working on.

Cool. I think I heard about that somewhere but can't remember where at the moment.

Post by **Aarah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:07 pm

What's with the word 'hacks' suddenly being used to mean 'cheats' (I think)? It's popping up everywhere all of a sudden.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:19 pm

Wait, i've been cheating people to death? Son of a cur! I mean, i did use an axe but i techincally cheated them to death? Man, i feel like a real [&@%!] now.

Joking aside, i think it's just being turned into slang or the younguns believe it is cool to refer to cheats as hacks.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:22 pm

Something something hackaroni and cheat.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:23 pm

Mmm, hackaroni... *drools*

likelolwhat · Post by **likelolwhat** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:56 pm

Man, the hackaroni in the blue boxes suck. Need hackaroni and cheat? Stouffers. Yum.

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:58 pm

Try Purple Hackaroni and Green Cheat! If you don't sucumb to food posioning then you will become a witch. The downside is that you are a witch and i must eat you.

likelolwhat · Post by **likelolwhat** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:03 pm

Can I get some cackling in before I get eaten?

Post by **BetaB17** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:07 pm

Dov, you have a strange diet. 60% pastabake, 25% witches, 50% Skooma, 3% other

The SheoDovah · Post by **The SheoDovah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:12 pm

Now with more added BetaB17! Warning: Consumption of BetaB17 risks the wrath of the greenies but by that time they figure out their wrath, the Dovah would have gone onto eating them. Thus the warning is pointless.

Post by **Aarah** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:28 pm

BetaB17 wrote:Dov, you have a strange diet. 60% pastabake, 25% witches, 50% Skooma, 3% other

What's stranger than his diet is your maths. 138%? For shame.

likelolwhat · Post by **likelolwhat** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:31 pm

Aarah wrote:
BetaB17 wrote:Dov, you have a strange diet. 60% pastabake, 25% witches, 50% Skooma, 3% other
What's stranger than his diet is your maths. 138%? For shame.

Stranger still is how you add an "s" to math...

Post by **BetaB17** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:33 pm

@TLD: I will warn you, what becomes of my consumption will be most shocking... truly

@Aarah: We're talking about Dov, and alot of skooma, no math can grasp that

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