Between now and this Sunday (8th March), steal and launder as many "interesting" items as you can. Then join other UESP members on Guild Chat to tell a tale of your thieving exploits. The event will start at 10.30pm GMT / 5.30pm EST / 2.30pm PST, and will go on for as long as it takes for everyone to tell their story
Rules:
1) Your story should contain 3 items.
2) You must be able to link to the items in chat to prove that you really did steal them.
3) It's a Mature/18+ rated game, so you can be as lewd as you like. Just don't be crude or offensive.
Example of a story:
Let's say I'd stolen



I might say:
When I was going through a box of [Daggerfall War Toys], I found something soft. I pulled it out and discovered it was a [Lusty Argonian Keepsake Pillow]! Someone has been a naughty boy. But what was that crinkling inside the soft pillow? A piece of paper? Ooh! [An Invitation to the High-King's Ball]! I bet there will be some interesting thieving opportunities there...
And that's a rubbish story because I "wrote" it in 2 minutes linking together 3 random items. You can do much better!
To Win:
Tell the story which is judged to be the best by your fellow Guild members.
Prizes:
- Everyone will get a small prize for taking part (something useful for thieving).
- The winner will get a custom gold glyph!
