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HatofMadness wrote:
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HatofMadness wrote:I am officially an employee of Verizon wireless now.
What the [&@%!] did you just [&@%!] say about me, you little [&@%!]? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the [&@%!] out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my [&@%!] words. You think you can get away with saying that [&@%!] to me over the Internet? Think again, [&@%!]. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re [&@%!] dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable [&@%!] off the face of the continent, you little [&@%!]. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your [&@%!] tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you [&@%!] idiot. I will [&@%!] fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re [&@%!] dead, kiddo.
You really believe heading down this road is a good idea?


Say hi to Emma and Niaomi for me..



Ohh, too soon?
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and [&@%!] over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll [&@%!] fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Linkuya wrote:You’re fish food now.

I've got a jar of dirt.
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AKB wrote: I remember the time I asked a Navy SEAL friend to resolve an issue for me. There was a guy who was bothering me, so I asked him to talk to him for me. The guy moved across the country within three days.
I would like to find out what he said....and see the expression on that dudes face.
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He didn't say anything.
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HatofMadness wrote:
Linkuya wrote:You’re fish food now.

I've got a jar of dirt.
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You're... right.
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Where's Hat? I've reached that level of intoxication and I want him as my spokesperson right [&@%!] now. I'm a happy drunk but at the same time the [&@%!] talk that leaves my mouth is horrendous.
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Going to order my computer parts in a day or so. Huzzah!
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My copy of Gran Turismo 4 arrived yesterday. Like 2 or 3 days earlier than expected. Which surprised the hell outta me.

I'm loving this game. The cars handle more realistically than in GT3. And the graphics look awesome. The game supports 1080i if it's connected to a HDTV via component cables. I was surprised to hear that for a PS2 game.

I'm stuck playing it on an SDTV using standard AV cables, in 480i. My tv supports component cables though, with a 480p resolution. I gotta find PS2 component cables now.
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When they see me out in traffic,
They say Hat is on some other [&@%!].
Send these [&@%!] members runnin straight back to the dealership.
They in limousines, yea I did that.
2-door coupes....
Boy I live that.
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Well...the final decision has been made. We're moving from Alaska to Florida. Terrifying? Yes. Sigh.
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Fiiinally
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Omg, these License Tests in GT4 are outrageous. I'm trying to get gold in all the License tests so I can win the cars but it's [&@%!] me off at how ridiculously hard a lot of it is to get Gold in. I want to win the Ford Model T.
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Dohva. wrote:Well...the final decision has been made. We're moving from Alaska to Florida. Terrifying? Yes. Sigh.
Where??!!

Anyone watch Ravens/Patriots game yesterday? That was some of the best football I've seen in a while.
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leroybrown wrote:Anyone watch Ravens/Patriots game yesterday? That was some of the best football I've seen in a while.
Baltimore is crying right now :(
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leroybrown wrote:
Dohva. wrote:Well...the final decision has been made. We're moving from Alaska to Florida. Terrifying? Yes. Sigh.
Where??!!

Anyone watch Ravens/Patriots game yesterday? That was some of the best football I've seen in a while.
Orlando. I don't know how this is gonna go...I like mountains, snow, inclines, evergreens, deep forests without snakes....And I love the cold.

Maybe you Floridians can help me get excited about tropical weather. :)
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From what I understand it's illegal to wear shirts in Florida while the sun is out?
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Dohva. wrote:
leroybrown wrote:
Dohva. wrote:Well...the final decision has been made. We're moving from Alaska to Florida. Terrifying? Yes. Sigh.
Where??!!

Anyone watch Ravens/Patriots game yesterday? That was some of the best football I've seen in a while.
Orlando. I don't know how this is gonna go...I like mountains, snow, inclines, evergreens, deep forests without snakes....And I love the cold.

Maybe you Floridians can help me get excited about tropical weather. :)
Yea your gonna hate it. Orlando is not the Florida that you envision.
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Dropping $800 tonight.

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