The *New* Ranting Thread

[Spark]

Holy [&@%!], what the hell is wrong with me; i'm not [&@%!] 10, i should be able to draw a decent hand! at this rate i'll never be able to become a successful artist, but i cant bring myself to practice because its too goddamn depressing to see myself fail over and over again.

[Jindalrae]

I just asked one questin. One [&@%!] question. It was a polite one. I didn't swear. I just required some [&@%!] answers. Did you all give it to me? Yeah, right. I guess then answering someone's question with heavy sarcasm, calling one names and threatening to spank one with a dead jellyfish, is acceptable behaviour to adults. Or what are you, a bunch of crybabies?!

I asked you all to give me simple answer. Yes or no. Was that too hard to say?

That surely as [&@%!] didn't give you any right to call me a butthole.

You ruined my day.

Go [&@%!] yourself.

[Rose of Sithis]

Stop saying "Oh gods" and all that stupid crap. It's annoying and you're not cool. Shut up. kthx.

[The SheoDovah]

Dear Dovah,

Your [&@%!] key belongs in your [&@%!] wallet otherwise you will be [&@%!] late! Seriously go guck yourself if you are going to forget to keep it in your damn wallet otherwise you will be late and it [&@%!] up your day.

Kind regards,

Dovah.

P.S stop spending soo much cash on crap!

[philfredobob]

Dear brother, please stop doing that fake Scottish accent. You sound like an idiot. You are not Scottish, you are not British, you don't have any of their accents. So stop acting so silly and speak with your natural voice, or hire a voice coach or something, just stop with the bad accent.

[The SheoDovah]

Dear Far Cry 3,

You can take your quick time events and shove them up your arse. Quick Time events are not fun as spoilers and it is utterly [&@%!] lazy when spoiler etc..

Actually, most quick time events can die.

Dovah

P.S, did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[Rose of Sithis]

Oh you don't like my taste in YouTubers? Lol too bad. Smoke my pole.

[Alarra]

People, learn to clean up after yourself a little and empty the stupid lint filter in the dryer. 4 times in 2 days I'm doing laundry and the last person hasn't done it? Really? There's a sign right above the dryer reminding you, for crying out loud.

[The SheoDovah]

So, you decide to crash just as i'm making good progress. Excuse me whilst i smash my head into the nearest pillow and get it all out of my [&@%!] system. Seriously, [&@%!] you, Deadpool!

Dear Dovah's body,

[&@%!] ADAPT TO OUR WORK ROUTINE INSTEAD OF MAKING US [&@%!] SLEEP! [&@%!] YOU BODY! [&@%!] YOU! ONE [&@%!] BLOODY WEEK OFF AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CHANGE!? WELL,[&@%!] YOU BODY!

Kind regards,

That bloke who just needed to get it out of his system.

P.S., [&@%!] oversleeping.

[Kerr]

Third year in college and I am once again commuting two hours (more or less) to and from college everyday. Now travelling to Dublin is about 1 hour 15 minutes but once there I need to get a bus to my University which is on the other side of the city. I still hate it. I hate having to get up or go to bed crazy early, it really impacts my social life in a negative way (my friends all live and go to college in the town I'm from and I don't have time to do things or interact with people in the college I go to), it cuts into my leisure time and is just generally soul crushing. I like college, it can be a lot of work sure but I am genuinely interested in learning but it is shackled to this commute. Still better than moving away from everyone I know and I couldn't afford to live in Dublin anyway.

[Dohva.]

To the Jackwipe macho man at the gas station, [&@%!] you too, ok? Your disrespectful approach of a complete stranger is appaling. Grabbing my id from the cashier, getting all mad because I ignored you and refused your help. I don't know you and I can change my own flat tire! I don't need your insults, creepy leering and angry attitude because I rejected you. I'm [&@%!] [&@%!]! Back off!


Grrrrr! I am not a damsel in distress you jerk off!

[the Savage Hippie]

I am a bit mad at one of my roomies, I have a feeling that he is having sex with his girlfriend in our living room, which is his room as well as our living room. It would be fine if he had gotten a curtain or something up by now, but he hasn't and the two of them sticking together like glue in the first place is bad enough. I mean, it's okay to have a significant other of course, but act normal around other people, don't shove your hands down each others pants, it's f-ing disgusting. It makes me f-ing uncomfortable... and home should be a place of comfort. When all this has been said, I'm not positive that they are going at it in there, but I have this feeling that they do. They could at least wait until there is some kind of "wall" between his space and the rest of the living room. I don't even wanna go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, for I fear what I might encounter in that eldritch gathering dark.

[leroybrown]

Joking aside, if my body doesn't heal itself I'm going to have to move to another country. Our healthcare system is awful and when you have epilepsy as well as the most painful condition known to medical science then it's just not worth living here. It's unclear whether or not medicinal marijuana (a particular strand which can't get you high and will abort epilepsy attacks) will be legal here in FL. On top of that psilocybin has been extremely successful in aborting cluster headache attacks but that will never ever ever be legal in the US in my lifetime even though it can be synthesized in a non hallucinogenic form (meaning it's only use is in medicine and would have zero street value as apposed to pain pills).

Surely these problems aren't perpetuated by the fact that treating symptoms with pills and nasal sprays (Imitrex can suck my cock) and whatnot is a multi billion dollar business and plants that grow out of the ground are not. Right?

[Lorenut]

I am so sick and tired of people getting mad over everything. Do you know what a joke is? If you don't look it up and stop getting upset when people do something. Stop claiming it's offensive and stop [&@%!] about it. Grow up and learn to take a joke already, you know that's why society is so messed up, it's because everyone needs to take things so seriously rather then as it was meant to be taken. Sorry, but it's your fault if you're offended all the time, so please stop being whiney, sensitive, thin skinned and just get over yourself.

I feel better now

[Travalanche]

Had yet another lukewarm day at my job, I am now going to have a shower and then drink myself into oblivion for the thousandth time, thank god I don't have a wife or kids so I can be as immature as I want to be without harming others in the process.

Other than that, nothing new and my schedule is nothing new but I just felt like typing I guess?

Yay for a rare 2-day weekend though but whatever, damn... I really need to stop letting modern society bring me down but working in customer service is wrecking my mental state slowly by steadily. I haven't even been on this site in months I think? I can't remember honestly.

It's sad how I felt happier when I was unemployed than I do while working and having spending money in my pocket. I feel like a slave but I'm being paid so that's not true. Maybe I don't care about money I guess? I would be a vagrant but I do like having internet and computer access which is all I really care about other than survival alone.

Modern society isn't my cup of tea at all, I'm 25 in two weeks but this point gets more and more decisive as I age. I'd be happier in a cave somewhere in all honesty as a whole but I like internet access once in a while, I'm screwed lol.

[Daemos Avetorii]

Warning some bad language in this. (note I am not actually angry or anything I just had to type this that is all. o.o)

Control. Acceptance. Needs. Desires. Entropy. Fininity. Illusions or realities. Vanquishable illogical constructs, or unbendable, yet unjustifiable systems.. Can one claim purpose merely by wanting it. Are nihilists the scum of the world. Is accepting all and everything the same as giving up. I cannot prove any of this. I cannot state absolute perfect factual accuracy. And even if I did, the mere need to do so would make it imperfect. For perfection can never be forged from necessity. (a perfect being is free from necessity, and free from needing that freedom of necessity Ad infinitum.

Eternity. Fusion of all that was, is, will be. Agglomerated essence of all existence. Instance of all time and space, warp it backward or forward. Luminous darkness, Umbral luminosity. Creation and destruction. Depths of madness. Borders of thinking ability. To accept is to fail? One fails anyway, acceptance or not. For we are mortal. And far too weak in this lifetime to make alterations. Is the very act of conceiving life not an indirect act of manslaughter? For to create life in this stage when life cannot be made eternal, it will perish. And for what? A 100 years of strife, having to learn, rather than be created perfect. (or better yet, not needing to exist in the first place) CAPS! AND THERE IT IS.. IF EXISTENCE HAS NO (Censored) PURPOSE IT SHOULD (Censored) NOT EXIST. BUT IT DOES (Censored) EXIST SO IT DOES (Censored) HAVE A PURPOSE AND TO HELL WITH ALL YOU DAMNABLE NIHILISTS WHO DEFY THIS NOTION SO THERE!

*raises protective anti velvet shield* XD

[Gandalf]

Now, I'm a fairly laid-back person when it comes to making jokes around me. If I like you, then there're only one or two topics you can't joke about when I'm around.

Which makes it all the [&@%!] WORSE when people break this goddamn rule! I've spent most of the day in a [&@%!] mood after that - and, I discovered in conversation with another friend later on, the same guy makes jokes about this almost REGULARLY.

I love this guy most of the time, but for [&@%!]'s sake man, grow up.

[The SheoDovah]

Rats, why the [&@%!] do we have rats? Just what the [&@%!] [&@%!] [&@%!]? Just how? [&@%!] had better take the damn poison as i do not need to put up with worrying about the [&@%!] or being kept awake by those [&@%!]. I've not been kept a [&@%!] wake yet but i am now [&@%!] paranoid that they will [&@%!] [&@%!] up and my damn budget is tight. So [&@%!] you Rats! [&@%!] ALL OF YOU YOU PIECES OF [&@%!] VERMIN!

Ah, much better.

[Rose of Sithis]

If you realized that you sound completely retarded every time you open your mouth, you'd probably talk less. You should give that a shot; I think everyone will appreciate it.

[Unionhack]

I am more than fed up with all the bureaucratic [&@%!] that goes hand-in-hand with working on campus at my school.

If I turn in an application, it should be [&@%!] processed and that should be the [&@%!] end of it. I shouldn't have to wait two weeks for it to be processed and then come to find out that it was never processed in the first place because they require a 'request form' that I didn't even [&@%!] know about.

I JUST WANT TO EARN MONEY FROM THESE [&@%!].

[The SheoDovah]

YOU [&@%!] [&@%!]! YOU [&@%!]! [&@%!]! [&@%!]! [&@%!] YOU! Of all the [&@%!] thumbnails to [&@%!] use on your damn video, you had to [&@%!] use a [&@%!] massive spoiler of DA:I for your ending. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU! YOU [&@%!]! IF I'VE HAD THE DAMN GAME SPOILED FOR ME, I WILL BE FURIOUS! I'm mad now because i may have had it spoiled for me but i will be extremely [&@%!] [&@%!] if that thumbnail is the damn main villian afterall or involved in the damn ending. Just use the [&@%!] logo! Consider yourself unsubbed.

[The SheoDovah]

I stand by my previous rant. [&@%!] almost did ruin the game for me with that thumbnail. Anyway,

Really? [&@%!] really? Son of a... no, you know what, you ain't getting me mad. Sure, i can't import my world state due to a decision made years ago and forgetting to check that yahoo account which resulted in it being deleted for inactivity but oh well. At least the game is patched and hopefully, ze banter shall be common. If not, someone is getting swooped.

[Linkuya]

Just because I'm friends with a gay person DOESN'T MEAN I'M [&@%!] GAY JESUS CHRIST STOP WITH THE GAY JOKES 24/7 GET A LIFE YOU UNEDUCATED [&@%!].

I mean, the occasional innuendo or joke is perfectly fine, but jesus when you have to bring it up literally every third sentence it makes you looks like a dumbass, especially in such rude manners.

[DikkeVetteVlinder]

Dear younger me

If someone gives you their adress so you can send them a Christmas card, WRITE. IT. DOWN. It saves older you a lot of trouble.
And future me; for Christs sake; send them on time next year.

[BetaB17]

[&@%!]!!!

God dammit Chrome, we talked about this! I keep things all clean and bug free, and you try and keep the lights on Typing out two sheets for an RP with well over a short story/bio for both, and you decide to freeze and set me back a whole mile? No, no no no no, you keep this up and your sleeping with Internet Explorer and Opera down in the dungeon, now get your act together