Pillow Talk

[Gbaji]

This is rather juvenile, but sometimes—particularly at the conclusion of a combat—I hear a bit of follower dialogue and I can't help imagining it as something said during or immediately after, well, sex.

Serana, of course, has a couple of classic lines that provoke this reaction:

"Done and done."

and

"Teamwork, right there."

Other followers include Frea ("There was no other way it could end") and Ghorbash the Iron Hand ("Malacath witness our deeds").

Anyone else have a similar reaction, now that I've mentioned it?

[Finn Wolfshorn]

Cicero: "Oh, Listener! That tickles!"

Lydia: "I'm sworn to carry your burden."

Aela (naturally) also has a few:
"I almost envy you. That first time is always the most... intense."
"You'll need to build up your strength before you can call on it again."

And Njada as well:
"You have to remember, it's not about strength. It's about leverage."

[Thuro Pendragon]

Now you've got my mind going places I don't want it to go.

[Finn Wolfshorn]

^Let me guess - you opened this thread thinking it was about the behaviour of pillows with havoc physics, right?

Some battle taunts work as well:

"Nerevar guide me!"

"Is that the best you can do?"

[Ursula R. M.]

Cicero: "Oh, Listener! That tickles!"

Lydia: "I'm sworn to carry your burden."

Aela (naturally) also has a few:
"I almost envy you. That first time is always the most... intense."
"You'll need to build up your strength before you can call on it again."

And Njada as well:
"You have to remember, it's not about strength. It's about leverage."

Oh and don't forget Aela "blood running hot?"
Oh and I hope you never hear, "done and done" right after. That would be sad.

[Varyag]

Well, one of my females once literally sold the clothes off her back to Belethor. First he made some comment about decency and then he said his sleasy: "Do come back." With her undies on only, the words got whole new meaning.

[Gbaji]

Oh and I hope you never hear, "done and done" right after. That would be sad.

When Serana says it, her tone seems to be less one of disappointment and more one of respect for mutual efficiency.

[Finn Wolfshorn]

^Couldn't have worded that any better.

Speaking of Serana, I can't believe we haven't mentioned her words in the Soul Cairn yet: "I couldn't do this without you!"

[Rook]

Orgnar: "As long as you clean up when you're done. You do know how to use it, right?"

[Nord85]

Jenassa's: "Forget it. I don't do that kind of work." Since she doesn't have any compunctions about crime and killing, I'm wondering what kind of work she's referring to... Especially when said in that Dunmer female voice. Damn, that voice would be sexy even reciting a shopping list.

Lydia: "Ahh don't do that!" and "I've never been more ready!"

[Dohva.]

My favorite is "I'm right behind you." Makes me giggle every time.

[sinister]

Lucan Valerius: You found it? Ha ha ha. There it is. Strange... it seems smaller than I remember. Funny thing, huh?

[p-sto]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the guards of Skyrim. I looked them up in the wiki to make sure I got the words right and realized I had found a treasure trove.

"Could sure use a warm bed right about now..."
"No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you've done."
"Whatever you need, Dragonborn. Just say the word."
"How can I help a brother Nord?"
"Takes a fair bit of strength to carry a greatsword like that. But can you use it?"
"What manner of staff is that? Such a horror..."
*whistles* "That is one... big hammer."
"Keep your arrows in their quiver, archer."
"Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"
"Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter." (not so much sexy as it is an admission of ED)
"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."
"Jarl Igmund sits on the Mournful Throne. You can find him in the keep, in the back end of the city inside the mountain."
"With respect, Companion, I ask that you muzzle that dog of yours. The howling coming from Jorrvaskr has gotten out of hand."

[Evil-i]

"Look, a cave. I wonder what's inside?"

[Spark]

Thankfully, none of these occurred to me until I read this topic

[Pilaf The Defiler]

"There can be no other end." angry summoned Dremora Lord

[dzio]

Seriously guys, if those lines make you think about sex, you really need to get some... Because most of this sounds about as sexy as "hello, nice weather today, isn't it?"

[logansrun]

What about Sylgja?

"I might be a woman, but I can crack rock with the best of them."

"Be careful in there, you can take a nasty spill."

"I'm still pretty sore and can't really walk too far without having to rest for a while."

[Spark]

Seriously guys, if those lines make you think about sex, you really need to get some... Because most of this sounds about as sexy as "hello, nice weather today, isn't it?"

i kinda have to agree, most of these are a huuge stretch.

there are a few that totally sound sexual though, but not many

[Evil-i]

"I have wood to sell."

[Dark Spark]

"Come back if you want more meat. Bring gold."

[Aarah]

A nice comment that i've recently heard from Serana: "Wow, this is gorgeous! I'm glad you're here with me.”

[Evil-i]

"You don't prepare the meat with any of of those strange Elven spices, do you?"

[Pilaf The Defiler]

"What in Oblivion is that?" "I was just as surprised as you were to see that big black dragon."

[Evil-i]

"They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."