The *New* Ranting Thread

[Mauin]

"Oh, look! Here's a yard with chains on the gate and a big mean dog out back! I'm gonna toss my coat in and play with the big mean dog!"

You [&@%!] stupid kid. You're lucky you didn't get mauled. And who the [&@%!] lets a kid that small wander on their own, anyway? With no supervision?

Edit:
Apparently the parents (or grandparents) were inside their house and watching...

Stupid parents with a stupid kid. Why am I not surprised? You don't let your little toddler toss his coat (and follow it) into a yard that contains a dog you don't know. Especially without the owners knowledge or consent. That's just asking for trouble.

In this case, the dog happens to be a one year old untrained Rottweiler with a history of biting.

Good grief, people...

[Derp53]

I know people handle stress differently, but seriously, that does not give you an excuse to use a rare outlier of a specific circumstance to lash out at everyone in the same building as you. Get some damn self control you [&@%!] [&@%!].

[AKB]

Dear computer,

I have plugged you into an UPS, which is itself in a surge protector. I have been proactive to storm proof you, so your turning off with the lightning has grievously upset me. Please amend your ways,

hugs and kisses,
AKB

[Rose of Sithis]

Yes, we get it, you're very special. Unfortunately for you, nobody cares about how "quirky" you are. [&@%!] off, you stupid [&@%!].

[All hail!]

Kindly stop making a scene over nothing. Or at least admit your mistakes, I can say sorry, why can't you?

[The SheoDovah]

Dovah, you [&@%!] moron! You are very lucky that you have just enough cash to last you untill payday, you bloody [&@%!]! Stop spending so much on [&@%!] and [&@%!] create that budget plan after you've been paid to avoid this happening, you [&@%!]! Also, put me in this situation again and i will [&@%!] you up beyond repair!

Kind regards,

common sense.

[Mauin]

Oh, good. Now AVG has locked me out of Skyrim.

You dense [&@%!]...

Look, AVG, I've had this program on my computer for more than a year. It's the ATTK Power Loader. An old version, yes, but one that never contained a virus. Never. N. E. V. E. R. You hear me? I said never.

I will repeat it again:
You dense mother [&@%!]. (Where is that meme when you need it?)

Now I have to find a way around this in order to play Skyrim again.

Edit:
To finish things off:

Kiss my fat and unbelievably hairy ass, AVG.

[Rose of Sithis]

You dense mother [&@%!]. (Where is that meme when you need it?)

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[Travalanche]

I wish the United States was communist instead of Corporatist, at least we'd all have money then instead of people like my boss who gives me 8 hours a week at minimum wage and expects me to survive. At least I have food stamps and my parents take half of them for rent.

[Dohva.]

UGH. I'm done with these one-sided conversations! Why are you so wrapped up in yourself that you can't even [&@%!] bother to ask how I'm doing when we've been talking for over 10 mins? Why is it always about you, your day, and everything else about you? Do you remember that other people exist in this world at all? Every time we talk, you always go on about you and don't even [&@%!] bother to at least let me get a word in edgewise.

And stop changing the subject back to yourself and the things you did today when I try to at least chime in on the conversation that you're supposedly having with me, the other person involved here that you call your friend. GRR!!

[Mauin]

I'm really tired of people stealing my Skyrim screenshots. I'm at the point where I might as well just not share them anymore.
I've seen them on a Skyrim Confession Blog, mods on both the Nexus and Steam...
To add to things, somebody has now used one (or more) of my screenshots on a Cracked.com photoplasty.

Seriously.
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_931_ ... -logic_p2/
Look at #18. If you looked in the Skyrim Photographers Guild thread, you'll probably find the first image. It's called "Planning the War." The bottom part might be one of mine as well. It's hard to find out for certain when you don't know the name and you need to look through nearly 1500 screenshots...

I saw it and went, "Hey, that looks familiar... Wait... THAT'S MY [&@%!] SCREENSHOT YOU LITTLE [&@%!]!"

Edit:
http://i.imgur.com/7XlIeWP.jpg

First part is mine. I was unable to find the second part, so I still don't know about that one.

Edit:
It's also on my Steam profile... Dunno if I can contact Cracked about it. I doubt they'd listen anyway. Cracked is desperate for new content.

Edit:
You know what? I'm not even going to bother. It's obvious that I'm the one who took that screenshot, but the people in charge of Cracked wouldn't believe me anyway. Doesn't help that I can't explain myself properly.

Bah. I don't like somebody elses logo on something that I created.

Edit:
Oh, good. Now it's on Imgur/Reddit.

[Mauin]

Catch and release, dumbass. Catch and release. Have you never heard of that concept?

Honestly. You wasted two fairly big fish (bigger than I've seen, anyway) that would have been far better off alive. There's a third sitting in the basement freezer that nobody knows what to do with. Nobody here eats fish (especially not wild ones) and nobody we know does either.

What a [&@%!] waste of life.

[Unionhack]

Why am I such an idiot? Why is it that I desire to get out of the house and do things socially, but when I have the opportunity, anxiety attacks and makes me want to just stay home?

[BetaB17]

Beta Rant

Okay so I highly doubt my laptop is going to survive long enough for me to even get started on saving up for a replaced<_< [&@%!] great work there Toshiba. Been falling apart from day one, and it's sad when you have to resort to tape to hold it together bc the very few screws that it did have won't.. within [&@%!] months of getting a replacement from the other that just died out. Hell even if I still did have warranty, no good will be done, all they did was add ONE more screw and lied to my face saying 'there were no internal damage to the wires, it was likely just something with the power cable' yeah [&@%!] >__< I really just want to be done with this hellish piece of junk and actually invest my money and time into a product that's worth it.

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[Lorenut]

I am so tired of all this blasted heat! I mean seriously why does it have to be 90+ degrees every freaking day? I really wish it could just be winter every single day, but no I have to deal with this godforsaken heat. I'm constantly having one of these reactions either I'm sweating, sleepy or I'm miserable. Please Winter come faster I beg you!

[Unionhack]

Dear mom. You can [&@%!] and complain about what you and other people think about my long hair all you want. The fact of the matter is:

>it's not the 80's
>I'm an adult and I can wear it however I want
>It doesn't matter what other people think. I don't care if buzz cuts make people think you're respectable, I'm going go let my locks flow because I like the way it looks.

What the hell ever happened to 'live and let love'? Why do we have to police what people do with themselves? "Oh, he has so many tattoos, her hair is too short, they have too many piercings".

[&@%!] that. Individuality is not going to be achieved if everyone has a crew cut.

[Тeatime]

Uggh, I just wanted to dispel a common myth and yet people keep insisting that you're supposed to bleed during your sexual début.

[Unionhack]

Ah yes, Lucy. AKA The movie that continued to perpetuate the asinine myth that humans only use 10% of their brain.

[Rose of Sithis]

Stop blowing me off because of your stupid [&@%!] boyfriend. You can both eat [&@%!] and I hope he gets hit by a bus.

And you over there? You can eat [&@%!] too. You are literal mind cancer and it's no wonder you don't have any [&@%!] friends. You're a drain on everyone around you and you drove them all away. You're going to die alone just like you're afraid of and it's going to be no one's fault but your own.

And you in the back? Eat [&@%!].

[&@%!] all three of you. At least one of you isn't my [&@%!] problem anymore. You were arguably the worst too so it's even better!

[Spark]

Dear mom. You can [&@%!] and complain about what you and other people think about my long hair all you want. The fact of the matter is:

>it's not the 80's
>I'm an adult and I can wear it however I want
>It doesn't matter what other people think. I don't care if buzz cuts make people think you're respectable, I'm going go let my locks flow because I like the way it looks.

What the hell ever happened to 'live and let love'? Why do we have to police what people do with themselves? "Oh, he has so many tattoos, her hair is too short, they have too many piercings".

[&@%!] that. Individuality is not going to be achieved if everyone has a crew cut.

I dont have anything to rant about for the moment so uh... just pretend I said that.

[MARS]

I am really [&@%!] tired of this same [&@%!] wasp coming in here like it has any business, terrorizing me. Get the [&@%!] out and find yourself a plant or something. I'm also really tired of people thinking it's funny to taunt me about my insectophobia. Hey guess what [&@%!]: waving a bug around in my face because you know it's going to make me scream and run away ISN'T FUNNY. Stop. It.

[The SheoDovah]

Dear Body,

Make up your [&@%!] mind! We are either ill or not! Stop going from [&@%!] tired and feeling like we have a [&@%!] cold to normal then back to [&@%!] tired again! If you do not behave, i will [&@%!] you up! Somehow. Also, legs, stop [&@%!] getting cramp at random!

Kind regards,

Dovah

P.S Headaches, please [&@%!] off into Oblivion.(Not the game, but the realm)

P.P.S Neck, [&@%!] you if you are going to start playing up!

PPS, Dovah, take your [&@%!] lunch break instead of [&@%!] skipping them!

PPPS or whatever it is, weather, stop being unpredictable!

[Spark]

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why the [&@%!] am i such an idiot, i always say the wrong thing and everyone hates me for it. i should have [&@%!] killed myself when i had the chance, but now everyone's worried i'll try to again and i wont be able to... everything is hopeless, and i know i can never change because i've always been this way. i always will. im a useless piece of [&@%!] and i deserve all this but i cant help but wish i didnt

shut the [&@%!] up nobody wants to hear your whiny [&@%!] this is all your fault anyways

[Baloth-Kul]

-Insert primal roar-

My head is pounding. I don't think I've ever been more angry in my entire life, and I've been pretty [&@%!] angry. Youuu piece of [&@%!]. Quit manipulating my best friend, quit telling her who she can and can't talk to, who she can and can't see. If I didn't care about how she'd feel about it, I'd open you throat to knob, pull out your insides, and then stuff them down your throat, you [&@%!] eating son of a [&@%!].

And you, best friend! You haven't been making this easy for me! Grrrrrr. I'd hit you if I wasn't worried about hurting you.

I wish I had a punching bag, but then if I had one, it'd get demolished pretty damn quickly.

Agh, I'm going to die young from stress and anger. Because of youuu, bestfriennnd. You and your troubles. Mom and pap think I should care about myself more than I do others. Maybe I should. I can't. I'd like to be able to. Because then I wouldn't have to feel so much rrrrraaaaaaage. Mmmmmmmmurrrrrrrrderous rrrrrrage. I feel like a damn Krogan.

[Unionhack]

I understand the point of silly contests and the like during band camp to lessen tension and stress, but there's got to be a better way that doesn't involve [&@%!] arbitrary judging and competitions that just make everyone upset over results. Not to mention the point of band is to work as a cohesive unit. The last thing I believe we should be doing is getting everyone [&@%!] at each other because we think one of the sections didn't deserve to win a silly contest.

Instead of rehearsing for a skit at 9 PM, we could use that time to practice the songs that, you know, we're struggling with.