Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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Who won the Competition of the Month?

Poll ended at Thu May 01, 2014 2:18 am

Aarah, not to be confused with Alarra (Aarah)
0
No votes
Alarra "Toots" (Alarra)
0
No votes
Alpha Kenny Buddy (AKB)
2
11%
Argon "The Elemental" anza (Argonanza)
3
17%
baratron "The Beanster" (baratron)
0
No votes
Beta"Bachelor"17 (BetaB17)
0
No votes
Dark Heart, not in relation to Care Bears (Dark Heart)
0
No votes
Dark "Really Self-Explanatory, Really" Spark (Dark Spark)
0
No votes
"No Funny Addition To Name" Deandra (Deandra)
0
No votes
Dohva, Period (Dohva.)
1
6%
El "Something Witty" Greg (ElGreg)
1
6%
josh "chose own extraneous title" thenesnerd (joshthenesnerd)
0
No votes
Senor El Mars ( MARS)
0
No votes
Musicman247 "Captain Mustache" (Musicman247)
0
No votes
Per-vert (Per)
3
17%
sinister "Lowercase s, so not really that bad" (sinister)
1
6%
SM"Sarah McLachlan"-Dreamer (SM-Dreamer)
2
11%
Taters, The Fallen (Taters)
1
6%
Thelastdovah (Thelastdovah)
0
No votes
^・ω・^ TopHatKat ^・ω・^ (TopHatKat)
1
6%
Ursula Richard Mixon (Ursula R. M.)
1
6%
Winter "The Unionhack" Symphony (Winter Symphony)
2
11%
ZeRoc, The Ostrich (ZeRoc)
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 18

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Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by AKB »

Welcome one and others to the Competition of the Month! Yay!

These monthly competitions are a chance for you to demonstrate your creativity and talents while getting a chance to know your fellow members and have a little fun. Hopefully! Each month is going to have a different theme and a different talent – and maybe a surprise or two! Or not! But only one member can wear the purple coins and fancy title of CotM Winner! Unless there is a tie, then that previous sentence was false! Do you have what it takes? Specifically, the five dollars it would take to bribe me into rigging this whole game?

The basic rules are as follows:
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» Members can contribute pieces based on the talent (writing, art, screenshots, etc.) and theme during the submission period, after which no further entries will be accepted. Then we will vote via a poll to see who gets to wear that month’s winner’s badge!

» If you are posting artwork, please post a link from an off-forum website such as Photobucket; if you are posting a written piece, please hide it under a hidden tag when creating a new post. This is to ensure that posts are not too long and the thread appears orderly for everyone. If you are unsure how to do either of these, don’t be afraid to ask! Hint: you type

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» Be respectful and polite about your fellow members’ work. Anyone who says anything rude about another’s work will be hearing from a member of the Mod Squad and may not be allowed to participate in the next competition. There is no such thing as “good” or “bad,” and everyone has a unique way of demonstrating his or her talents. Enjoy the variety! Unless you don't like it, then complain about it! But actually don't!

» All members are welcome to join, and that includes moderators. Don’t forget that we’re members, too!
This month, we will be doing a thing! Specifically, haikus! Write an Elder Scrolls themed haiku!
Will you write about the beautiful natural scenes to be found? Or something else that people write haikus about (I do not know what that would be!)? There are a ton of different ways to write haikus now, but traditionally they are written in three verses, with the first and last one five syllables long, and the middle one being seven. Additionally, most haikus are written about nature, and considering the countless striking natural scenes in the game, you can have quite a bit of variety here. You should also include a pause in haiku, somewhere in it.

But I'm not going to be overly picky with these rules! There are a ton of other acceptable ways to write haikus, and I'm not going to reject one for not following those requirements, since no one else who writes haikus seems to.

Our schedule for the event of this month (not sure which one that is completely!) is as follows:
April 10: Competition begins! Start planning and send in those submissions!
April 25-29: Voting period – vote for your favorites! I swear the vote shall not be rigged! Really!
April 30: Our winner is announced!
Please note that all times are determined by me, AKB, and therefore will run according to what time I say it is. This might be largely arbitrary!)

Remember that the CotM is not possible without you, so please participate, contribute, discuss, and vote!

(This fun event is hosted by AKB. If you have any questions, feel free to ask AKB within this thread or by sending AKB a PM or email by selecting the appropriate button below AKB's signature. Have some suggestions on what you'd like to see? Head over to the ideas thread and join in on the discussion!)

PARTICIPANTS
  1. AKB
  2. Alarra
  3. Winter Symphony
  4. Taters
  5. Dark Heart
  6. MARS
  7. Benjamin Franklin
  8. ZeRoc
  9. Argonanza
  10. Deandra
  11. sinister
  12. Dohva.
  13. Aarah
  14. joshthenesnerd
  15. Thelastdovah
  16. Per
  17. BetaB17
  18. ElGreg
  19. Dark Spark
  20. Musicman247
  21. SM-Dreamer
  22. TopHatKat
  23. Ursula R. M.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by AKB »

I am going to take part in this thing or whatever! Still not sure what a haiku is, but I'll wing it:

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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Alarra »

A haiku about my first-day experience in ESO. :P

Elder Scrolls with friends
Let's quest together... oh no.
I fell through the ground.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Unionhack »

Might as well take a hint of inspiration from AKB and do something about the Cliff Racers of Skyrim.

Walking through the fjords
Quest shattered by unseen death
I hate sabre cats.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Taters »

M'aiq knows a lot
He can tell you many things
But he's tired now
Don't mistake lack of talent for genius.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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I preemptively vote for Taters.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Dark Heart »

An ode to the most annoying enemy in all of Skyrim:

Frost troll in my way,
FUS RO DAH down the mountain.
On to High Hrothgar.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by MARS »

Stand in the cart
Blood fills my vision
Amused death
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I'm forum posting
On company time
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Damon »

AKB, let me introduce you to Ben. He's my mate and my creative partner on this CotM. I think you'd like to meet him. ;)
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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I guess Ben's haiku would be:

This note is legal
Tender for all debts comma
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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Fighter's guild or Mage?
House Hlaalu, or Telvanni?
Too many choices.
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Opened the gate
Captivity and darkness left behind
Dawn's beauty ahead
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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A quiet rustling
I know they're out there, waiting
Fog fills the valley


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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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A blade moves swiftly
The brigand's head departs
Just a scratch!

:lol:
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Dohva. »

Sweet victim of mine
Sithis hungers for your soul
Taste my poisoned blade


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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Aarah »

Nice haikus so far!

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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by joshthenesnerd »

the difficulty of screenshots:
jumping on buildings
this shot is quite hard to get
i fell off the roof.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by The SheoDovah »

Rubbish attempt #1

Wings flap, roars are heard
Dragon! they shout
then the game crashes
Well, [&@%!].


Rubbish attempt #2

Trolls stamp, dragons roar
Mudcrabs stare, wolves sneak
all die. All taste the Thu'um.
Then the game crashes.
Son of a [&@%!].

Other entry crossed out so there is now only one entry.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Per »

After the Battle,
Collected my Just Rewards.
Overencumbered.


Every time.
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Dohva. »

TLD: Only one entry is allowed, so choose which attempt you'd like to enter. :)
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

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Oh my.. so many entree's.. and here I forgot to toss mine in :sweetroll: A haiku or two.. from poor ole Cicero.
:
Mother, sweet Mother.. Ciciero's here..
Just speak, and maybe I could listen..
Foolish wishes.. yes.. very.. foolish..
:
Listener, I saw a Dwarf!
Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab..
Wait.. that's no dwarf.. Listener?
And then lastly.. my entree..
:
Lint in pockets, carrots too;
With my knife I ran him through
For dancing to this Haiku!
:mrgreen:
Added strikeouts to avoid any misunderstandings on which is my entree for the Comp. Sorry Dohva <3
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by baratron »

Here's a silly haiku about Martin Septim in Oblivion:
Priest of Akatosh
Imperial majesty
Why are you orange?


But this is my actual entry for the competition:
High in the Jeralls
Cloud Ruler Temple lies dead
Murdered by Thalmor
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by ElGreg »

Seven thousand stairs
a small price for the power
that will become theirs
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by Dark Spark »

I live in this world.
You wish to destroy it all.
Now— it's Stabby Time!
:wat: —!!!
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Re: Competition of the Month - April Edition!

Post by VirtualWeasel »

BetaB17 wrote:
Spoiler:
Oh my.. so many entree's.. and here I forgot to toss mine in :sweetroll: A haiku or two.. from poor ole Cicero.
:
Mother, sweet Mother.. Ciciero's here..
Just speak, and maybe I could listen..
Foolish wishes.. yes.. very.. foolish..
:
Listener, I saw a Dwarf!
Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab..
Wait.. that's no dwarf.. Listener?
And then lastly.. my entree..
:
Lint in pockets, carrots too;
With my knife I ran him through
For dancing to this Haiku!
:mrgreen:
Added strikeouts to avoid any misunderstandings on which is my entree for the Comp. Sorry Dohva <3
Entry... Entry, entry, entry, holy [&@%!], ENTRY!

I preemptively vote for Nanza because that was a damn good Haiku.
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