Yurie gra-Morq, orcress smith, was walking around in Riverwood, when Sigrid, Alvor's wife gave her the: " You're pretty, I'll give ya that. Just stay away from my husband, Alvor." - line. I had to switch to third person view to check which character I was playing...and then were like: Are you blind woman? She's greenish brown, has pig's nose and severe dental problems. Maybe Ghorbash thinks her pretty but helloo..get eyeglasses. I was laughing out loud...it was so... inaccurate.
Besides, Yurie wouldn't be interested in pale faced, puny human weakling anyway, so, Sigrid, your husband is safe.
What's Yours weirdest NPC conversation?
Re: What's Yours weirdest NPC conversation?
The weirdest conversations were when some of the Companions were permanently in werewolf form and were just wandering around Windhelm. It's like come on bro, try some descretion.
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Re: What's Yours weirdest NPC conversation?
My weirdest conversation? Eh, not really a conversation, but...
When Dawnguard was still relatively new, I fast traveled to Whiterun with Serana as a follower. When I arrived, I got one of the ol' naked couriers. As soon as he finished speaking, Serana says, "Wow... This city sure is open." Or something like that. I laughed for a few minutes.
When Dawnguard was still relatively new, I fast traveled to Whiterun with Serana as a follower. When I arrived, I got one of the ol' naked couriers. As soon as he finished speaking, Serana says, "Wow... This city sure is open." Or something like that. I laughed for a few minutes.
Re: What's Yours weirdest NPC conversation?
It's not the weirdest I've seen, but the legionaries' idle dialogue is always funny to me. They have such a small amount of lines so they spend all day asking each other why they joined the Legion, and each of them has the exact same story.
Speaking of legionaries' dialogue, I get a laugh when the group of soldiers escorting the Stormcloak prisoner shows up. They always treat me very rudely and state that I'm "interfering with Imperial business", apparently unaware that I am a Legate of the Legion, and one of General Tullius's most trusted lieutenants. How I wish I could chew them out for disrespecting a commanding officer, haha.
Speaking of legionaries' dialogue, I get a laugh when the group of soldiers escorting the Stormcloak prisoner shows up. They always treat me very rudely and state that I'm "interfering with Imperial business", apparently unaware that I am a Legate of the Legion, and one of General Tullius's most trusted lieutenants. How I wish I could chew them out for disrespecting a commanding officer, haha.