Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Chickenfoot · Post by **Chickenfoot** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:01 pm

one time i walked into my house and two shirts i had left out were stretched across the room.

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:14 pm

Farson · Post by **Farson** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:06 pm

1. The beggar in the Waterfront floating while sleeping, it was like a scene from The Exorcist.

2. A dead bandit flailing about randomly while inside a wall.

The Gray Box · Post by **The Gray Box** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:02 am

This topic is on how you first thought of oblivion or what happend on your first go.

with me: I started off as a khajiit with short hair and i kept dieing by Rats but soon got out (thinking Bauras was a big fat meanie) so i then went forward to vilviren and got killed by some bandits but then saw the imperial city as I landed on the ground dead. I reloaded and headed up there. I soon rember that you could go to jail and attacked some guy and went to jail but i did not know how to leave... soon i went to the bed to sleep. Soon i saw a wanted poster and then got a note from the gray fox (I was like "OMG IM GONNA MEET THE GRAY FOX!!!" but coulden't find the garden of dealroth till i saw a torch and talked to a redguard and then joined. i then started stealing and was travelling to Bruma and saw a man at weye and killed him. I than wanteda close up at the bruma map and clicked the bruma south gate a found out about fast travel.

More coming soon (share your own)

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:57 pm

The Gray Box wrote:This topic is on how you first thought of oblivion or what happend on your first go.

with me: I started off as a khajiit with short hair and i kept dieing by Rats but soon got out (thinking Bauras was a big fat meanie) so i then went forward to vilviren and got killed by some bandits but then saw the imperial city as I landed on the ground dead. I reloaded and headed up there. I soon rember that you could go to jail and attacked some guy and went to jail but i did not know how to leave... soon i went to the bed to sleep. Soon i saw a wanted poster and then got a note from the gray fox (I was like "OMG IM GONNA MEET THE GRAY FOX!!!" but coulden't find the garden of dealroth till i saw a torch and talked to a redguard and then joined. i then started stealing and was travelling to Bruma and saw a man at weye and killed him. I than wanteda close up at the bruma map and clicked the bruma south gate a found out about fast travel.

More coming soon (share your own)

Uhmm..Wrong button i assume?
And please use comma's, it's kinda hard to read.

Kenny120 · Post by **Kenny120** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:56 pm

In the Waterfront, on the stairs where the pirates stands before the houses, there is a guard and a beggar that is trapped under the stairs xD.. When they walk, you see their shadow

desipio · Post by **desipio** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:37 am

During the Breaking the Siege quest, after raising the gate to the courtyard, I noticed Berich Inian wasn't wearing his cuirass anymore. When we entered the castle, he lost his pants as well. He not only survived the Daedra horde, but he did so in the nude.

To add to that, as the Imperial Guards were leaving, one of them turned to me and went through the "It's you... the Hero of Kvatch!" dialogue. No s#@*?

One frustrating moment was when I was doing the Cheydinhal Oblivion Gate quest with Farwil. He died the first go, so I decided to reload and use "movetoqt" the second time. Transported me right on top of the sigil stone for an insta-kill. Serves me right, I guess.

Redguard_Master · Post by **Redguard_Master** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:36 pm

I was in the Tiber Septim hotel. Then a heretic watchman came up behind and started attacking me. The whole bar mobbed and killed him. How the devil did he get to the hotel in the Imperial city? How'd he even get to cyrodil?

Guy No. 2 · Post by **Guy No. 2** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:59 pm

Redguard_Master wrote: Then a heretic watchman came up behind .......

A what? What is a heretic Watchman?

Redguard_Master · Post by **Redguard_Master** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:04 pm

it's a rank of heretic from shivering isles. With the exception of the npc who is scripted to pass through when you enter for the first time NPC's can't use the portal right? So how'd he get there?

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:00 pm

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e166/ ... nShot8.jpg
^'Nuff said.

Redguard_Master · Post by **Redguard_Master** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:18 pm

Except WTF that is. Looks like a mania plant.

Teinaava · Post by **Teinaava** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:23 pm

I think it's a Khajiit head from third person, lloking down on it from the top.

bloodsteve353 · Post by **bloodsteve353** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:05 am

A spriggan followed me everywhere but didn't attack me. It just followed me around giggling, so naturally I set fire to it.

Redguard_Master · Post by **Redguard_Master** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:04 pm

I've taken to the habit of going 100% chamelon, going into houses or other buildings and throwing things at people while saying, "It's a ghoooooooost."

Kinzer · Post by **Kinzer** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:58 pm

bloodsteve353 wrote:A spriggan followed me everywhere but didn't attack me. It just followed me around giggling, so naturally I set fire to it.

Dude, I laughed out loud. One time I was in the Waterfront with the Adoring Fan following me. Out of nowhere he says, "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!" and he just runs into the water. I never saw him again.

Thumb the Warlock · Post by **Thumb the Warlock** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:43 am

Since I wasn't going to listen to Lucien when he ordered me to kill the dark brotherhood members of the Cheydinhal Sanctuary, I nuked him, then ran to town, he gave chase, the guards attacked him, knocked him unconsious, and he awoke again on the Bridge. He stayed there.

Days later, I returned to Cheydinhal, with Guess who... the Adoring Fan, in tow. We stopped at the bridge, and I told him to "Wait right here"...yes, here, no not over there...

Anyway... I went and bought some spells at the mages guild, came back to the bridge, and oh my, Othran was there... All three of them staring at me, like I was special or somthing... Lucien giving the standard.."I speak for the night mother".. then Hershey's Kiss-head would start his.."By Azuma by Azuma By Azuma!" ..at the third azuma...Othran started his Cliff racer fly song... all three of them in sync, over and over....

It was like a nightmare... LOL....Here a pic of them... rofl

http://dam3d.cooksta.net/ob/images/friends.jpg

Alien · Post by **Alien** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:50 am

Redguard_Master wrote:I was in the Tiber Septim hotel. Then a heretic watchman came up behind and started attacking me. The whole bar mobbed and killed him. How the devil did he get to the hotel in the Imperial city? How'd he even get to cyrodil?

I remember reading somewhere that the Tiber Septim hotel is like a "Safehouse" for NPCS, and when a really bad glitch or bug happens, they get teleported there.

Lady Discordia · Post by **Lady Discordia** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:13 pm

This didn't happen to my character, but my sisters.

It was just after Kvatch, when you have Martin following you, my sister chose to use him as a tag along for a LONG time, and took him to The West Weald Inn, I think to find Sinderion (sp?) for Nirnroot. All of a sudden, Else God-Hater attacked her and Martin! It was prior to the Dagon Shrine quest too, so she couldn't have been activated as a sleeper Mystic Dawn agent right?

Else was truly living up to her name in my opinion.

Dooey · Post by **Dooey** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:36 am

I summoned a Flame Atronach and it got stuck in a cage in an Ayleid ruin. The zombies couldnt attack him

Thumb the Warlock · Post by **Thumb the Warlock** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:59 am

Here, I made a video of it. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fnF39Srsvw

oh and I forgot to add, thank you to my http://dam3d.cooksta.net/ob/images/partycrasher.jpg

xenolion · Post by **xenolion** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:45 am

I fast traveled to a fort (I forget which one) when a bandit came running and attacked me. After the first hit a mudcrab came up and started to attack the bandit.

I decided to sit back and wait for the mudcrab to die, but the mudcrab killed the bandit. I had to put the poor thing down, but GO MUDCRAB!!

Also I was in the championship battle of the arena with porkchop. I expected him to die as usual, but he actually took out the spell caster (ok I did get maybe 2 hits on him) and the Archer. He started in on the Yellow team captain. I wanted to sit back and watch him take her down, but she was killing me. I must have hit him sometime during the battle because after she was dead porkchop attacked me.

GodWarner · Post by **GodWarner** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:16 pm

A while back i was wandering along the road, which by-passes Pells Gate, and to my dismay i saw an Imperial Legion Soldier dead by the side of his horse! What happened here i thought as i contiuned onwards. As i progressed i saw a dead wolf in my path followed by another, then a dead bandit. I began to feel uneasy as i wandered what had caused the massacre along the road but i surged forward in order to find the culprit.

I emerged from the lip of a hill to find a Khajit woman, clad in green garments, finishing off a lone wolf which she faught only with her bare fists. Intrigued i spoke to her but recieved only rumours of the Emperors death (durrrrrr i already know that i was there afterall!!). She causually walked away and continued down the road!

Self defense along Cyrodils dangerous roads, or stone cold killer?

Unfortunatly i didnt catch her name as it was on a very early playthrough but if i see her again ill be sure not to get on the bad side of her!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:53 pm

Thumb the Warlock wrote:Here, I made a video of it. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fnF39Srsvw

Brilliant

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:10 pm

Thumb the Warlock wrote:Here, I made a video of it. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fnF39Srsvw

I like that. Alot!
Sorry, i couldnt resist posting that quote

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