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Mmmm.. it draws to question on limitations for my answer :wat:
~If none, then ultimately a Daedric Prince.. that's where the real deal is at<_<
~If to a lesser extent, a Red Dragon. Rare, powerful, and all the free sheep I can eat :D
~If to even lesser, thus permitting a few sentient beings or undead... Lich, hands down.. and a side of minions too :3 My runner up would be any form if the Hist, all are awesome
~If we exclude most sentient beings, thus what I personally would consider a creature<_< gotta say either Spriggan or it's cousin>_> the Gnarl..
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A horker.
Glorious creatures of beauty.
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Linkuya wrote:A horker.
Glorious creatures of beauty.
I see plenty of those, on my plate and on my walls. :D
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If not an ancient dragon, then definitely a frost troll
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How about a sweetroll?
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Jun Satou wrote:
Linkuya wrote:A horker.
Glorious creatures of beauty.
I see plenty of those, on my plate and on my walls. :D
You animal.
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I'd imagine in all seriousness that you'd have to pick the creature with the easiest and most fulfilling life to live. Which is why for me all basic animals are out since every hunter from solitude to Windhelm will be after your pelt.

To me frost trolls are the best since you can live peacefully, since only th most skilled of warriors would dare cross you, and if you're quiet enough or peaceful you could outright avoid being hunted
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Not always so>_> really it'll be the most remote and isolated that would find themselves at ease. If a frost troll lived near any main roads or settlement, they'll kill it off before it turns into a real problem. And keep in mind>_> while they may not be hunted as often as say a deer, those that do hunt you won't be push overs most of times...

Now that I think about it, in this case scenario, one of the best options could very well be the Udyrfrykte's. They are very rare, well feared, and are best ignored than a mere troll.
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Ancient lich! because admit it you S**t yourself everytime you spotted one in daggerfall.
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I would be a Minotaur Lord. Stronger than all animals, and I can wield a weapon.
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A Rabbit (notice the capitalization). Makes a rabbit much more serious.
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Derp53 wrote:
Dohvakiin2012 wrote:Dzio, I would totally be a Spriggan with you! Imagine being made out of bark...and living in a tree. Fascinating.

My second choice would be a Saber Cat. Because no bandit would stand a chance against my ferocious swipe.
Does that mean I'm alone in wanting to be that hawk flying over solitude that apparently nobody can hit with an arrow or magic?
I've shot an hawk out of the sky once, sorry??:P

Spriggan is pretty cool indeed
Being a Xivilai would seem pretty awesome.
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An Ice Wraith.
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K Candyman wrote:Does that mean I'm alone in wanting to be that hawk flying over solitude that apparently nobody can hit with an arrow or magic?
I've shot an hawk out of the sky once, sorry??:P
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haha i really hit it, not in one try though, but if i shoot one again i'll let ou know;)

from the wall of castle dour it's not that super hard if you can aim and plan your shot. that's how it was done
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Dohvakiin2012 wrote:Dzio, I would totally be a Spriggan with you! Imagine being made out of bark...and living in a tree. Fascinating.
I guess "morning wood" would really mean something, eh? Carefull you don't start a fire! :wink
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My first choice would be a dragon.

If that's considered cheating or unoriginal, then I choose a Lich.
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Raynil dralas wrote:Ancient lich! because admit it you S**t yourself everytime you spotted one in daggerfall.
This.
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The Dread Lord wrote:I meant to say "If you could transform into any creature from TES in real life what would it be?
I'd go for Gargoyle, complete with statue disguise.
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For me, it would be an Argonian. I have a deep affinity for Dragons, and they are the closest thing to an Anthro Dragon I can get. Plus, you get natural disease resistance, water breathing...which that alone would make SO many things in life just plain awesome.
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A riekling, would like to ride a bristleback and hurl spears at trespassers while uttering unintelligible ooks and eeks.
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