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Br3admax wrote:
Frost Mage wrote:Eatin' chicken and fries. Thinkin' 'bout stealin' yo' gurl. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you feel proud after saying this?
I don't think inhibitions matter to him anymore.
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Derp53 wrote:
Br3admax wrote:
Frost Mage wrote:Eatin' chicken and fries. Thinkin' 'bout stealin' yo' gurl. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you feel proud after saying this?
I don't think inhibitions matter to him anymore.
Haha.
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Do you feel proud after saying this?
So very, very proud. Because everything I do, I do for pride.
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So, avoiding schoolwork and having access to photoshop, results in this:
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Musicman247 wrote:Where are all the noobs with zero posts? I want to see a Skeever, darnit!
There's one in COTM right now. Careful, you might spook it.
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And now we see the humble noob venture into the COTM thread. It is cautious about it's surrondings as the older members of the pack silently observe it. Even the slightest movement can scare it away. This folks, is a very rare thing you are witnessing.
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Just passed by to say that if I had more time left in my life, I would have so many posts in this forum that you all would recognize me as the supreme lord of the forums.
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Or it would get you banned for spamming. :P That and posts are not counted in here so you would end up remaining a filthy draugr.
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Ahahaha, very funny dovah! Or should I say, mr Attenborough. It seems it is the day for the lowlier creatures, as I have also glimpsed the lesser-spotted goblin, and the shy skeleton.

@deathm00n you'll just have to settle with draugr im afraid. (Its ok, theyre the best ones ;) )
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Thelastdovah wrote:Or it would get you banned for spamming. :P That and posts are not counted in here so you would end up remaining a filthy draugr.
I've spammed so much back then that I changed the rules so moderator spamming was allowed, I was know as DeathSpammer.

And godammit at these Off-Topic threads that don't add up posting counts :x
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The humble goblin approaches the noob in a cautious manner. It doesn't trust the newcomer and views it as a threat. The older members of the pack watch as the goblin shoves the noob in an attempt to show it's dominance. The noob realises what the goblin is trying to do and surrenders meekly. The pack ignores the goblin as they go back to engaging in their daily routine as the noob gets back up and offers the goblin a piece of it's meal.



And the deathmoon ninjaed the humble dovah. The Dovah is annoyed by this and bares it's fangs in an attempt to scare it.
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deathmoon isn't scared, as draugr has no feelings. Except anger, this they have. I guess...
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The deathmoon responds to the dovah by making itself seem larger in an attempt to scare it. The Dovah is not scared by the deathmoon and continues to bare it's fangs at the deathmoon. Close by, a creature that is only known as the joke lies down and prepares to sleep forever. It has reached the end of it's natural life and will die peacefully in it's sleep.
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Aarah wrote:you'll just have to settle with draugr im afraid. (Its ok, theyre the best ones ;) )
indeed! haha

@ deathm00n, why bother how much post you have? it about the fun of being in the forum community right?
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Did you just mention the F word!? GET OUT OF THESE FORUMS! NOW! :hate:
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SKEEVER spotted!

http://forum.uesp.net/viewtopic.php?f=4 ... ead#unread
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Re: The S.S. Off-Topic Thread

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Is the F word, fun or forum? If its the latter, then u better leave too.
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Fun. How dare you make me utter it! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! :Twisted Evil:
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Guys, guys.

"It's" = "it is"
"its" = possessive form of "it"

Therefore,

"Bares it's fangs" = "Bares it is fangs"
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We're too cool to use Its properly. :mrgreen:
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Me thinks u need a hug dovah.

We know the proper grammar. Im just too lazy to press SYM then the punctuation key.
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You sick person! *leaves in disgust* By god, i'm turning into Bread. :shock:

EDIT:Just in case, i'm just joking. Nothing is meant by the latter joke. I should stop joking around and just let it flow naturally.
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Lol. No ur ok, I can tell ur joking. With br3ad I still dont have the ability to tell if he's joking 100%!
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Or maybe Grammar is too cool for you...
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I wouldn't say Kelsey Grammar is not cool but i wouldn't say he is cool.
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What kind of madness is this thing called fun? I've heard of it before, but then I went back to my solitude fort.
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