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Cookie Clicker

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OP In progress-busy making cookies:


For those that don't know, Cookie Clicker is a game about clicking a cookie. Come here and discuss how you're the best baker around and how great your cookies are. I warn you, once you start, it'll be hard to stop.
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People are starting to talk about my cookies! :D
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Linkuya wrote:People are starting to talk about my cookies! :D
Mah cookies bein' talk'd bout fo myles a'round. Git on ma lvl.
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I just started, mane.
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DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. It is not fun or rewarding in any way but you will not be able to stop playing it. Imagine a drug that has horrible horrible withdrawal but only offers a tiny high every time you see a number get big enough to do something with it. Oh, and it's immediately addictive. I started playing it about 4 hours ago and I'm already a mess.
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Dat's oK, Lnkuya. Herz a litle tip:
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One of the cracks on the cookie gives 3 points instead of one.
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I started half an hour ago, and I already feel like a disappointment to my family. Like the rest of my life is downhill. I want to stop, I've tried to stop, but I can't stop. I won't stop. I don't even know how to stop. Someone please help me.
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REALLY, Skyrimplayer??

EDIT: YOU TRICKED ME :wat:
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No, it's true! Look here.
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Skyrimplayer wrote:No, it's true! Look here.
Very funny.
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CPS, here I come.
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^ I see it now. :p
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Linkuya wrote:
Skyrimplayer wrote:No, it's true! Look here.
Very funny.
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It is, isn't it?

Anyway, I've got 3,030 cookies, all in the top percentage of cookies, of course.
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3,000 cookies per second. Only one hour in. I wonder how the pros do.
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Approximately 950,000,000,000 cookies right now.
Edit: And CpS is 213,364,586.2
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VirtualWeasel wrote:CPS, here I come.
Unfortunate abbreviations: is actually Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
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Not if you get the upgrade. ;)
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This isn't a game anymore.
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Frost Mage wrote:This isn't a game anymore.

Willy: I got it from space invaders in 1977.
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oh [&@%!] not this again. I played this some weeks ago when it was floating around the tumbls, but I've sworn off of it because it made my computer overheat so bad it bluescreened.
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Right now I've got it making 4,080,914,716.0 cookies per second. I'm trying to purchase 100 time machines (currently have 86) and antimatter condensers (currently have 58), and I'm also working on the upgrades (which now cost 99,999,999,999,999 so it takes *forever* to get enough.) I've been playing for 6 days according to my game.
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Oh screw this game. I've been trying to trigger the grandmapocalypse for days now. I just don't have time to sit there and wait for cookies any more. I'd leave it on in the background but I think the huge numbers are taking up so many resources that I can't even start other games over the top of it.
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Alarra wrote:Right now I've got it making 4,080,914,716.0 cookies per second.
I tip my hat to you.
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One minded just came up. I kind of want to see what happens, but I also want to get my cookie levels up first.
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