The boring thing is having to strip my character of all items and stand naked before the guard when I'm paying a fine, to avoid finding some of my stuff missing after the shakedown. I wonder if selling something to a merchant and then buying it back might launder it? If yes then Creeper would be the perfect fence...
While on the subject of crimes, the most unspeakable of all seems to be trying to sleep in another's bed. Even killing someone doesn't seem to be so heinous. Just trying to innocently take a nap will bring everyone in reach (guards, servants, etc) crashing on you. "Your crime has been reported". Sheesh. And there's no way of knowing if you can use a bed except trying...
Another silly thing is: "I won't barter while you have that moon sugar". Fine so I slam it on the counter under the vendor's nose. "OK now what may I do for you?"




