General Discussion

[MARS]

PSA:

Never use an electric razor on your armpits. If you find yourself debating doing so, just imagine a voice in your head saying "Mars thought it would be a good idea too. Mars never has good ideas."

[Musicman247]

I've used an electric trimmer on ma pits, but never the razor part.

[MARS]

I guess I trimmed a little too closely to the super soft pit-skin.

[Br3admax]

It could be worse. A LOT worse. Be glad that you decided to shave ya pits.

[MARS]

What Br3ad is saying: keep that thing away from your privates, kiddo.

[The SheoDovah]

*in a high pitched tone* Damnit! You could have warned me a few seconds ago!

[Musicman247]

Keep straight razors away from main arteries, too.

[Dohva.]

Why would anyone ever use an electric razor on anything other than their face? Crazy.

[The SheoDovah]

DAMNIT! *Dies*

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Yeah, my [redacted] were really [redacted] for [redacted] after I [redacted] 'em with a [redacted] for the first time.

[Br3admax]

If only we all had the privilege to be as cool as you, Gideon. So cool man.

[the Savage Hippie]

Listen to the bird its a lie! My monkey boiling me at night, hole in the heaven and the world!
Not likely, not slowly.

[The SheoDovah]

Don't you know the bird's the word?

[the Savage Hippie]

Sure, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

[AKB]

From Free Dictionary

bird (bûrd)
n.
1.
a. Any of various warm-blooded, egg-laying, feathered vertebrates of the class Aves, having forelimbs modified to form wings.
b. Such an animal hunted as game.
c. Such an animal, especially a chicken or turkey, used as food: put the bird in the oven.
2. See clay pigeon.
3. Sports See shuttlecock.
4. Slang A rocket, guided missile, satellite, or airplane.
5. Slang A person, especially one who is odd or remarkable: a sly old bird.
6. Chiefly British Slang A young woman.
7. Slang
a. A loud sound expressing disapproval; a raspberry.
b. Discharge from employment: lost a big sale and nearly got the bird.
8. An obscene gesture of anger, defiance, or derision made by pointing or jabbing the middle finger upward.
intr.v. bird·ed, bird·ing, birds
1. To observe and identify birds in their natural surroundings.
2. To trap, shoot, or catch birds.
Idiom:
for the birds
Objectionable or worthless.
[Middle English, from Old English brid, young bird.]
birding n.

Based on this entry, bird is indeed a word.

[The SheoDovah]

Indeed. *sees the Giant chicken outside of his window and a Giant chicken fight breaks out which destroys the UESPF but oddly, no-one notices it*

[BetaB17]

Hey! Leave my pet chicken out of this!
It's okay Mr. Fluff Fluff.. the bad man is gone.. he won't bother you anymore..

[Musicman247]

All I saw was

From Free Dictionary

bird (bûrd)
n.
1. The word.

[The SheoDovah]

Anyway, who wants to see a very [&@%!] review? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... 3--PC.html Oh, don't worry about spoilers as there is none. In fact, there is nothing about the game in the review.

Also, do you know that Musicman is the word?

[Dohva.]

TLD: where do you get all this energy from? 8 hr energy plus a 24oz red bull per hour?

[BetaB17]

TLD: where do you get all this energy from? 8 hr energy plus a 24oz red bull per hour?

I think it may be something else.. but I shouldn't mention it.. He's on that Skooma....

[The SheoDovah]

TLD: where do you get all this energy from? 8 hr energy plus a 24oz red bull per hour?

Nah, just have too much free time and don't really get out much. Mainly due to how [&@%!] my town is.

[Dohva.]

I'm seriously dying here. I can't remember the last time I had a fever.

[ZeRoc]

Other than right now?

[The SheoDovah]

Cast cure disease on yourself!

Joking aside, I hope you will recover soon but visit your doctor to see if it's just a small fever or not.