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by Dirty Spaceman Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:10 pm
EpicAbrad wrote: So we turned the god of nature into the devil ? Well, at least that explains why the environment 's going to hell .
Gideon Dragontongue wrote: It wasn't us! It was the Romans! Honest! *sobs*
Read it over again. If you still don't see the pun, then once more.
Start the groove.
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by Taters Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:15 pm
I got the pun first time 'round. Do I get a prize?
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by AKB Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:15 pm
EpicAbrad wrote: EpicAbrad wrote: So we turned the god of nature into the devil ? Well, at least that explains why the environment 's going to hell .
Gideon Dragontongue wrote: It wasn't us! It was the Romans! Honest! *sobs*
Read it over again. If you still don't see the pun, then once more.
That's the sad thing about telling a clever joke. If the audience misses it, and you need to explain it, the humor is lost. I got it, Epic, and had a hearty chuckle from it. Good show.
Jedi Taters wrote: I got the pun first time 'round. Do I get a prize?
Yes!
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by philfredobob Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:16 pm
Huh...
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by ZeRoc Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:48 pm
Puns are easy to catch, it's just up to the person making the joke to throw them properly.
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by Gideon Dragontongue Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:52 pm
Is there like a multi-layer pun here that's more funny than the obvious one I saw or something? No offense to Abrad, of course.
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by Dirty Spaceman Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:02 pm
No, it wasn't complex. It was supposed to be dumb and obvious; all my puns are. It's just that the way you responded made it seem like you hadn't caught it.
Start the groove.
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by AKB Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:30 pm
(he still hasn't)
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by HatofMadness Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:42 pm
Fear and loathing in UESP.
Breath.....................Compose......................Stare....................
What?
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:52 pm
And delayed replies.
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by AKB Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:54 pm
DELAY THIS!
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:00 pm
What exactly am I to delay?
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by AKB Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:05 pm
AKB wrote: DELAY THIS!
That.
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by Musicman247 Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:24 pm
I could delete it, making it not have happened. Would that work?
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by AKB Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:26 pm
No, you need to delay it! That's what I said. If it never happened, then it couldn't be delayed!
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by unokitsune Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:38 pm
Ohhh my gosh. Seriously, I feel like there is favourtismn in the roleplay section. I would add sexism too, but the only females that aren't segregated against are moderators.
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by Archer Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:55 pm
If you'll calm down and stop jumping to conclusions, you'd find out why.
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by unokitsune Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:58 pm
Oh he didn't even pm me when he kicked me out. Some maturity *rolls eyes*
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by Br3admax Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:01 am
I like dogs better than cats.
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by Archer Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:03 am
They each have their merits. I prefer dogs, but would take a cat.
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by Musicman247 Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:05 am
Cats rule and dogs drool.
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by Br3admax Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:07 am
I saw a dog rip a cat's head off before. Nasty business that.
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by Dohva. Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:08 am
I love them both. Dogs are awesome in that you can take them anywhere but they require a lot of attention.
Cats are great because they pretty much take care of themselves. And I know we'll never go hungry, since they always bring home animals to feed us with.
Actually, one of my kitties is curled up on my foot right now lol.
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by Rook Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:08 am
Musicman247 wrote: Cats rule and dogs drool.
Your argument is invalid.
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by AKB Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:08 am
You can't break a cat the way you break a dog, or a horse. The harder you beat a cat, the taller it stands. To break a cat's will, to break its spirit, you need to break its mind.
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Actually, one of my kitties is curled up on my foot right now lol.
