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Hey Iceland, [&@%!] you for your damn inflated currency. For a bankrupt country you sure seem to have a lot of confidence in your people's disposable incomes. All I want is to get drunk 3-4 times a week and to lounge in some hot springs every other day. Is that so much to ask? Please just consider bending the laws of economics and bringing your alcohol/hot spring prices down to British values for my sake.
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I really hate my new meds... like really badly>_<

They are suppose to help me be more active and counteract the energy lost from insomnia.. but its too strong. One of its effects is to stumilate the heart, making it beat faster. Problem? It can bring risks due to such. Ever had a 5hour energy? Think of that.. on extra strength.. for more than 12hours..
After a while, my heart can't adjust to the strain and it starts to hurt. Yea it gives me the feeling that I have energy.. but doesn't help when I get placed under stress. God forbid if I feel like drinking some coffee, may lead to heart failure>_<
I really jusy want to get off this stuff, lets just hope this doesn't result like the meds I had few years ago
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Alright, I get it, you're everywhere and you touch everything. But next time, why don't you stay the [&@%!] the outside instead of touching my oreos? Is that too hard for your insect hive mind? Yes? Well let me put it this way, if you don't haul your feelers off my countertops and back outside I'm going to spray Raid all over your insect asses till I break down from pure clinical insanity. This isn't about the oreos anymore, oh no, this about you GETTING THE [&@%!] OUT OF MY CLEAN KITCHEN YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF [&@%!] ANTS.

If I see as much as one tiny ant near my snack cupboard one more time, I'm going to defcon 1, I'm going to spray every single counter with Raid, coat my table with vinegar, and put my oreos in tupperware. I will then find every single [&@%!] pit you [&@%!] crawl out of and coat it in poison and laugh as you die upon contact, piling upon your fallen brethren. That's the last straw, if I see near my oreos ever again, I'm going to need to drive to whatever store at whichever hour and buy dozens of cans of insecticide and I'm not going to stop until every last one of you [&@%!] is dead....
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Oh, how I love fighting with my husband first thing in the morning. What's that, honey? Would you like some toxicity with your coffee? How about some stress with those eggs? And thanks for the half ass apology...in where you say sorry BUT you're this this and this.

Ok...thanks for the insults. Not that I have to teach yoga in an hour from now and my face is drenched in tears.

WHATEVER.
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People who smell bad: take a [&@%!] shower. Or stay indoors, beats me. Just don't smell like cold smoke and sour sweat around me.

Also, smokers: get out of my [&@%!] face with that [&@%!]. If I wanted your secondhand smoke, I'd let you know.
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Word of advice: never happen upon this thread when you are happy. [&@%!] mistake, big time.

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[&@%!] sinus headaches. I didn't ask for you to turn into a migraine, you know. Some time that's pain and illness free would be wonderful.

Seriously, headache. Go away. I'd like to be able to do something else other than lying on the couch.
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%^&* YOU ZEUS, you unleashed your 'kraken' right in the middle of my family reunion!! in a second uncle Rodgers was flattened, PLUS it crushed my brand NEW Pegasus 3000!!!! UGGH
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[&@%!] you just for existing, you insufferable fat [&@%!]. You're like 65% of the reason I hate my job here.
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[&@%!] I hate one of my bosses right now.

The [&@%!] tried to steal 2 of MY workers, for some [&@%!] job that did NOT need to be done, then packed a [&@%!] when I told him to bugger off, cos I NEED them to deal with the [&@%!]-tonnes of work that the morning staff DIDN'T do.


Then later on, another of my bosses asked why there are 5 of us working in the same place, my current boss told him, and then after being told it's a good idea, MY [&@%!] OF A BOSS TAKES THE GODDAM CREDIT FOR IT!!

[&@%!] YOU, YOU FAT [&@%!], I had to argue black and blue with you to keep my [&@%!] team there, then you go and tell everyone it was YOUR idea?

Eat [&@%!] and die, [&@%!].
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Believe wrote:
Eat [&@%!] and die, [&@%!].
My feelings towards everything and everyone a few minutes ago. Now I'm just drained and sad.
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Call this a rather mild rant, unlike the many on this thread

I am tired of growing up and being an adult. The paying of bills and papers to keep track.. never to have any money to spend or relax.
If anybody needs me, I think I'll be going back to a kid :P now time for me crawl back into my pillow fort and watch some Mighty Morphin Power Rangers :breton:
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I can't catch a goddamn break.

I was woken up after 3 hours of sleep and called into work because my [@#@] coworker quit. Again. Worked the whole day, got home super-tired and what greets me? A [&@%!] kid's birthday party and the prospect of nonstop work for a [&@%!] month. [&@%!] my life, seriously.
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So, after looking through emails and harddrives and whatnot, I finally find the link to the page with the recipe... And what does my (not so) dear web browser tell me? "The page cannot be found". :(


(Update: Disaster averted. Found the recipe for Vivec's zucchini chocolate chip cookies)
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You know what I hate about male domintated websites? Which you know explain a vast majority of the forums? Unless a female is married to a high ranking member or a moderator or talks dirty with some of the high ranking males, she's going to be segregated against, bullied, ignored, and kicked out of topics even if she has seniority. I also hate it when Moderators are ignorant and arrogant to bullying matters because they were never bullied. The worst ones are the ones that partake in the bullying. I also really hate one thing about ignorant mods, when they let bullying get out of control and only do something when they are tired of the complaints made by victims of bullying.

Oh and then there is the POPULAR GIRL SYNDROMe where males desire the popular girl so much that they will kick out another girl to get the popular girl and commence in bullying. And I hate it when people go around changing things up with me or not leaving me a pm. AND I HATE THIS UESP PM LIMIT! THERE IS EVEN A LIMIT ON FOLDER CREATION!!!
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Ugh. I really hate when people are hypocritical. It irritates me beyond belief sometimes.
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when people have no idea how to control their mental disorders, and instead make others cope with it, passing themselves off as the victim in the situation when really they're being manipulators. I honestly wonder sometimes, as to exactly why they can't become better people by learning from their own disorders, and using that knowledge to accomplish great things with their lives. If you never learn anything from yourself, you'll never learn anything at all.
But I guess some people are just so good at playing victim that the people around them haven't the faintest idea they're being used as a coping mechanism.
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How the hell has that program ''Luther'' gotten an 8.5 on IMDB? i cannot believe people could enjoy that. it's one of the worst detective programs I've ever seen. most of the scenes are the idiot main character mumbling or throwing temper tantrums. the writing is awful, and none of the characters fit together.

The main detective guy is a moron. i watched the first season, and i still haven't seen a single time the main guy does anything intelligent or helpful. he never adds anything to the situation, he never solves the crime, all the people around him do it while he just buggers everything up. the crimes themselves aren't difficult to solve, the criminals and storylines aren't interesting. there is nothing it does right!!

It's just ...so ...bad...
i don't understand ... how can they like it....? :|
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Rose of Sithis wrote:...apparently men can't do anything right in today's society. I guess I'm probably just as bad as men are because I realize that claiming everyone with a penis is out to get you just because you don't have a penis is [&@%!] [&@%!].
The best part about saying things like this is that somewhere, someone is reading it and thinking "misogynistic girls are hilarious."
I'm not a [&@%!] misogynist just because I don't hate men. Sorry I'm not buying your "check your cis male privilege" BS.

While I'm here, and on a slightly lighter note, my appetite has been gone lately and it's starting to rustle my jimmies. I need to be eating more because I've lost way too much weight over the summer, but I can't seem to force anything down. It's really not healthy and I'm starting to get a bit concerned. If this could just stop happening, that'd be great, kthx.
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You know what? You know what's really not cool, like, at all? When you come to the Ranting Thread to throw some cathartic [&@%!] around and some [&@%!] ruins it for you by disarming the thread with "I love you guys". Go away, you lily-livered pansy, I want to break things and wave my clenched fists around!
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Why do people who shouldn't have children do it anyway? What kind of person are you that you leave your child unattended for hours, unfed, unwashed, without any love or attention? I will never understand this crap! I will never understand people who neglect their children, yell and scream at them, stay out at all hours of the night while their child is left unattended. Who don't discipline, don't give consistency and do what it takes to raise a human being that will one day make a contribution into this world. It [&@%!] me off so much. Un [&@%!] believable!

GRRRRR!!!
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I hate that we have the technology to make computers, calculators, microwaves almost anything within reason, yet physics is currently behind biology as we can't even prevent it's laws from occurring e.g. ageing, death if you get what I mean.

Come on scientists, renew our bio codes. xD
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Jun Satou wrote:I hate that we have the technology to make computers, calculators, microwaves almost anything within reason, yet physics is currently behind biology as we can't even prevent it's laws from occurring e.g. ageing, death if you get what I mean.

Come on scientists, renew our bio codes. xD
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Firstly... I must do a rant.. Baked breads!! Why must you be so delicious!! Why you want me be fat!!!
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It is fundamental harder to understand and predict biological means. Many of our gears are actually reversed engineered from organisms and cells<_< nature remains a fathom, both worldly and organically. Look at how advance how tec is, yet we can't perfectly predict the weather.. and more so only by a few days. Why? Because there are thousands of factors that pas under which can bring massive change. We assume it'll be sunny, but it can simply be raining instead.
Same applies to the body, too many factors that we have yet to determine or understand. As we know, death is unavoidable, why? Our bodies are designed to die. As we grow older, our DNA eventually breaks down. Thus how we age, at an early stage it's just further development, them marked by decline. Even then, our cells hold a kill code which basically kills it off for the greater good of the body.. Cancer cells lack both. They are dubbed immortal, for they deny the kill code and the DNA is mutated to the point where it no longer breaks down. Yea you could try and alter our own DNA to apply this, but even though we wished, it won't be a controlled test. Any single factor could result in death or wide spread mutation. We understand more about the universe than we do about our own brains, and the two actually mimic each other. So to say one is simple just due to being on a smaller scale, is to say the other is simple by default.

As it is, physics are indeed easier, due to being based on mathematics and theories rather than hardcore science subjects that continue to evolve and span at a faster pace, forever leaving unknowns
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