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Re: The infomercial thread.
It's seriously hard to tell what they're trying to sell sometimes.
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Re: The infomercial thread.
They're trying to sell happiness. You know, happiness that stops working after half a week and sits in the back of a cupboard until you finally find it on moving day and wonder why you ever needed it in the first place. 
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Master Z - that's obviously a sippy-cup commercial.
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Re: The infomercial thread.
This a joke?EpicAbrad wrote:They're trying to sell happiness. You know, happiness that stops working after half a week and sits in the back of a cupboard until you finally find it on moving day and wonder why you ever needed it in the first place.Hidden:
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Re: The infomercial thread.
You know, this thread is starting to look more and more like the repost of items from any given "infomercial gifs" list out there. So how about we all just go here and be done with it?
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Probably not the purpose of this thread, but this belongs here.
When I first watched this video at night I almost woke up the house with my insane laughter.
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Does the op say no? If not and it's on topic, put it here.
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Re: The infomercial thread.
What...dzio wrote:Master Z - that's obviously a sippy-cup commercial.
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Frosty, have you seen any Tarantino movies? Specifically the fight scenes?
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Every wounded person behaves like that ketchup bottle, inexplicably spraying insane amounts of red paint everywhere? Really Frosty, explaining the joke kinda kills it (and it wasn't that awesome to begin with). 
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Re: The infomercial thread.
Relevant Cracked article: "9 Simple Tasks That No One in a Commercial Can Do Right"
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Re: The infomercial thread.
I get that, you didn't have to explain it, I'm just wondering why the ketchup bottle is doing that.dzio wrote:Every wounded person behaves like that ketchup bottle, inexplicably spraying insane amounts of red paint everywhere? Really Frosty, explaining the joke kinda kills it (and it wasn't that awesome to begin with).
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