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Raynil dralas wrote:N'wah obviously.

I also like "lets not make this official outlander" the ordinators are just like modern cops :D
They also put down any form of dissent without mercy.
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"You'll make a fine pair of boots lizard!"

That one hurt me on an emotional level. T.T
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"You should have stayed in your precious forests, elf!"
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One of my favorites, from a joke book in Daggerfall.
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"Is that Argonian [&@%!] back in town again?"
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In Oblivion,

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You got a wife back home? Tell you what. I'm getting out of here in a couple of weeks. When I get back to Morrowind I'll look her up. She must be so lonely. Don't you worry, eh? I'll take care of her long after you're dead.
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"I'VE FOUGHT MUD CRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!"
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Been replaying Arena and I was talking to a jester looking NPC. Asking him "Who are you?" he went off on something about me being drunk last time we met and that the baby wasn't mine. He then said and I quote, "Stop me if you heard this. What do you call a Khajiit with half a brain? ....Gifted!". Playing as a Kahjiit Assassin I was tempted to show him my claws.. up close.
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"Do you go to the Cloud district very often? Oh, what am i saying. Ofcourse you dont."
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The biggest insult in the series is Nazeem.
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Linkuya wrote:The biggest insult in the series is Nazeem.
What's wrong with Nazeem ?
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Pancake wrote:
Linkuya wrote:The biggest insult in the series is Nazeem.
What's wrong with Nazeem ?
You obviously never met Nazeem.
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Pancake wrote:What's wrong with Nazeem ?
Sam wrote:"Do you go to the Cloud district very often? Oh, what am i saying. Ofcourse you dont."
People get annoyed with him because he says this.

didnt annoy me too much.
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Sam wrote:
Pancake wrote:
Linkuya wrote:The biggest insult in the series is Nazeem.
What's wrong with Nazeem ?
You obviously never met Nazeem.
My thoughts exactly.
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Sam wrote:You obviously never met Nazeem.
He seems like generic snob from most games.

His counterpart is the altmer woman from Solitude's clothier.
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Pancake wrote:
Sam wrote:You obviously never met Nazeem.
He seems like generic snob from most games.

His counterpart is the altmer woman from Solitude's clothier.
which one? there are two.

i always wished they would make the one who worked in the shop (the one that isnt Taarie) Marriageable, as she was the only character i could see my Redguard being with.
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Pancake wrote:
Sam wrote:You obviously never met Nazeem.
He seems like generic snob from most games.

His counterpart is the altmer woman from Solitude's clothier.
Nazeem and the altmer clothes-seller from Solitude should just get married. I'd love to see the kind of conversations they'd have.
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Mod-Loving Wood Elf wrote:
Pancake wrote:
Sam wrote:You obviously never met Nazeem.
He seems like generic snob from most games.

His counterpart is the altmer woman from Solitude's clothier.
Nazeem and the altmer clothes-seller from Solitude should just get married. I'd love to see the kind of conversations they'd have.
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Mod-Loving Wood Elf wrote:
Pancake wrote:
Sam wrote:You obviously never met Nazeem.
He seems like generic snob from most games.

His counterpart is the altmer woman from Solitude's clothier.
Nazeem and the altmer clothes-seller from Solitude should just get married. I'd love to see the kind of conversations they'd have.
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Linkuya wrote:The biggest insult in the series is Nazeem.
I like to send Nazeem to the cloud district with a full unrelenting force shout (the best 1000sept bounty I ever had to pay).
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