Your Favorite RP Quotes From Other Users

[Br3admax]

*groan*

[Velvet LeChance]

Séline
Marty wrapped his arms around Séline and held her close. "No problem," he said, then began licking her earlobe.

I don't know why but that made me burst out laughing. It was just so. . . unexpected.

[unokitsune]

Oh and disclaimer:
Justice International cannot be held responsible for any death, gore or acts of a sexual nature that you experience or witness in this roleplay.

This should be disclaimer for pretty much all rps here lol

[p-sto]

I think this may be a result of the events in Blacklight. Musicman and I may be close to having a petition drafted to prevent us from ever participating in the same RP ever again, given some of the reactions to the situations our characters have gotten themselves into.

[Br3admax]

Nah, it's because we are all RP [&@%!]. That's why Avron threatened STDs.

[unokitsune]

They then broke into a magnificent routine of twirls and spins.

[MARS]

Bracing herself, Zorah followed. She was glad no-one could see her deformed green feet.

That one really got to me for some reason :c

[Avron the S'wit]

Hey, it was a legitimate question! I demand to know what Orc feet look like!

[MARS]

Although their conversation had been cut short by the ship's precarious docking, he now believed Arellius to fully trust him. In fact, he felt like something of a master manipulator, having fooled the plan out of the Imperial.

lol

[>EnterUsernameHere<]

Xavier

When Xavier approached one of the guards, he stopped and stared at him blankly.

"Someone stole your sweetroll?" he asked, in a sigh.

"No" Xavier said "What is there to do here in Doton?"

Xavier

The guard looked surprised. "No one stole your sweetroll? Hmm... Surprising. There is a sweetroll thief going around the city.

[p-sto]

Vergil

Vergil got electrocuted again. He should probably just listen when told to listen.

Because it's so true it's hilarious.

Vergil

Being electrocuted is not the same as burning, Vergil would be frozen in place in pain being electrocuted. Also the Drama Queen found that his collar next turned into a visor.

Same as above.

[unokitsune]

I havn't been quoted here before, thank you p-sto!

[unokitsune]

"Ronin, I require you now to make a distraction. Anything. Throw a stone, call the guard a fat slob, run around, shout loudly, sing, yodel, dance, rustle your jimmies in public, it does not matter, as long as it distracts the guards enough so that I can open the gate."

[Hissien]

His body faded away, leaving an ominous grin afloat "Where do I stand? Well among the dead! Where else could I be!?" his snickering echoed off the grave stones "Glimmer and gleam, under the lunar wind we be, off of stones and tombs and steel alike. A creep I be, a creep I may, but now is not your time to stay.."

His aura now dispelled, no longer ensnaring the moonlit night. The ground was clear, the ink filled dark now sunken, the lonesome graveyard and all it's grace. His presence was away, not even the raven flew overhead. However his voice did stay, ever closer than before.

"Go young one, seek your rest and do bid fate, but know that we'll meet again..." and for the first time, pure silence was spoken.
A shade I be, insane it be, under your toes, smiling back at ye.. Do go forth, return to rest, and take me with you, under your breath..

Hidden:

Sorry for the delay>_< though now you should be clear to go to sleep and join the morning like the rest>_<
Also... watch out if your shadow starts to dance<_<

I am so enjoying this character

[philfredobob]

Aveline
Considering right portside was a contradictory statement, Aveline just stood in the middle of the room, her body unable to comply.

this made me chuckle.

[The-Shadow-One]

"Keep pounding, lads! Let us see who can pound the hardest!" bellowed Francis.

"AYE, 10 STERLING FOR WHOEVER TAKES OUT THE MAST!" shouted William.

Whoa dude, no sodomy here.

[POMC S117]

I derived it from this quote, said by the master of all strategy:

Hard pounding this, gentlemen; let's see who will pound longest.

[The-Shadow-One]

What few True AIs did exist weren't as robotic as Náheia. She found her boring talk show station.

Muwahahaha.

[Br3admax]

Jelit grabbed Náheia's head and smashed it against the wall, again and again. Untill all that was left of her body was a smushed skull. He then proceeded to urinate on her corpse and marinate it in gravy, dragging it out to string for the dogs. He then grabbed his gun, shot everyone, got Nic, got the job's payment, and enought Chits to never work again. Untill he heard the stupid voice once more, Náheia's voice, on his death bed. That was when he startled.

He was daydreaming, but the want to kill Náheia was so real.

#YOLO

[MARS]

"I can't! It hurts too much!" Psyfalia cried out to Sethesi as she continued crying out in pain as well as crying due to the sheer amount of pain she was in.

Take notes, people. This is how you do sentences.

[The SheoDovah]

I'm still waking up. That's my excuse and i'm sticking with it. Shame it's not a monday otherwise I would have used that as my excuse for that [&@%!] poor layout.

[Hissien]

"I can't! It hurts too much!" Psyfalia cried out to Sethesi as she continued crying out in pain as well as crying due to the sheer amount of pain she was in.

Take notes, people. This is how you do sentences.

I would take notes but I'm crying and in too much pain.

[Gandalf]

"Yo dawg, I heard you like cryin'..."

[BetaB17]

"And you think any other of my companions, here, are any less potentially dangerous?" Brondar grunted. He gestured to Arthas. "Took a shotgun blast and his biggest concern was that it tattered his coat." He gestured to Naheia. "Grade-A psychopath." He gestured to Friedrich, but couldn't think up a half-lie about the relative newcomer, so he came up with a complete and utter lie. "Skull-[&@%!] his last kill, in the bullet hole."

"And me, I like to pick pretty daisies. Now take me to the hostages." Hoping to stymie any further argument, Brondar began casually walking towards the train. He hoped that a not-immediately-hostile, seemingly unarmed Orc wouldn't just be immediately gunned down.

Oh ho! Gotta love that pinch of sarcasm

[Unionhack]

"Well I guess this is as good a time as any to make an exit," Friedrich waved to the patrons, "Same time, next week."

Friedrich just took a level in badass.