Madgod's Realm. An open world Sheogorath Roleplay

[Eltee]

Apologies for the delay.

Have fun!

[The SheoDovah]

The madness begins!

A bunch of people are dropped by a hand made out of butterflies. They all end up in one heap and were knocked out. The day is warm, just like any day of Midyear but they are no longer in Tamriel. No, for they are in another realm. The realm of a madman or to be more precise. The Madgod's Realm.

A tall figure was seen arguing with some tall flowers. The flowers had sharp petals and where white at the top and purple at the bottom.

"Look, we need one of you. You do this every year and every year, it always results in the same way. You are going to the statue to make it more fun to look at." Said the tall figure in an annoyed tone.

"Yes, sacrifice us as if we don't have feelings you harlot. Just use the intestines of a mortal." The flower yelled back.
"We did that last year and his madness found it to be boring!" The figure yelled back. Unknownst to them, the group of adventurers were stiring into life.

[Archer]

"Ugh, get these.... other people off of me." Mirie mumbled with disgust, as she started to awaken.

[Emzi 43]

"What? Where am...people! Interesting people perhaps? New...friends?" said Gazdayn as his eyes flickered open. "Storm, slaughterfish, atronach..." he whispered as he drifted back into unconsciousness.

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Damn, I'm going now just as the roleplay begins...My character will sleep until it is time...

[Musicman247]

"Noooo rabbit," Marion said, looking around. She felt like she was about to cry. She had been dumped again, just like with her girlfriend, except this time with a bunch of other people.

[The-Shadow-One]

Greets-with-love only came to. "that was fun." He muttered kissing some random person upon the leg. Greeting them in his own way.

[Musicman247]

"How can you rabbit that was fun?" Marion asked the Argonian.

[Archer]

"That didn't even make any sense!" Mirie told the one that had said rabbit in the middle of her sentence. She had soon pulled herself out of the pile. "So this is Oblivion. A little strange, but then again, this is the Shivering Isles." Mirie remarked as she examined the landscape.

[Kerr]

Raven looked around to try to get a sense of where he was.

[The-Shadow-One]

Greets-With-Love continued kissing the randomer's leg. "It's fun because I meet all these new people!"

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Someone can have their legs being kissed.. Seriously.

[Musicman247]

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Dibs!

Marion looked at the lizard man kissing her legs and smiled. She began stroking the top of his head. Maybe this was just what she needed to get over her girlfriend dumping her. "Hello, rabbit," she said.

[The-Shadow-One]

"Ah hello. I am not a rabbit though." Greets-With-Love stated, continuing to kiss the legs.

[Kerr]

"Is anyone here sane?" asked Raven. He knew that he was in the shivering isles so really he already knew the answer.

[Musicman247]

"Rabbit, I know that," Marion said, continuing to stroke the Argonian's head. "Why are you kissing me? Do you love me?"

[The-Shadow-One]

All Marion heard was soft wet smacking noises as Greets-With-Love continues kissing Marion's legs.

[Kerr]

The Argonian kissing a Breton's legs was now the centre of Raven's attention.

[Musicman247]

Marion's smile grew wider and she said, "Oh, I love you too, rabbit!" She then knelt down so her face was where her legs once were. She began kissing the Argonian.

[The-Shadow-One]

Greets-With-Love smiled. "You greet me too yes?" He asked simply.

[Musicman247]

"Yes," Marion said, holding the Argonian's face in her hands as she continued to kiss him. "Rabbit."

[The SheoDovah]

The figure noticed the group of mortals that had just come to. He walked over to them whilst yelling at the flowers "We'll sort this out tomorrow you stupid plant. Oh, real mature Trevor!" Trevor had just thrown dirt at the figure's coat. The coat was a brown leather jacket with cabbage inscribed on the shoulders and arms. He was 8ft tall and had medium sized arms. His hair was jet black and he had a small goatee. He looked just like any mortal except for one minor detail.

His head was a grapefruit and was bright green. Dark blue energy glowed from his eyes and mouth. A carrot served as his nose.

He approached the group and looked down at them. "New mortals it seems. Name's Stanley. Mayor of Passwall and...oh for the love of. Trevor, throw dirt at me one more time and you are going to be used for the statue this year." Trevor the flower had thrown a ball of dirt at him and his jacket had a dirt stain on it now. "As i was saying, let me be the first to welcome you to the Shivering Isles, home to the mad and ruled by his Madness, Lord Sheogorath or Sheggoth as some call him. Word of advice, don't call him Ann Marie. Oh and get rid of the beards as they are illegal here." Stanley informed the heap of mortals. His voice was deep and echoed a bit.

[The-Shadow-One]

Greets-With-Love smiled and turned his head from Marion, walking up to Stanley and giving him a few kisses. "I am Greets-With-Love." He said in between kisses.

[Archer]

"Hello, could you tell me how you survive with a grapefruit for a head?" Mirie asked, excited to start her research.

[The SheoDovah]

"The same way you survive with that hideous head of yours. By Sheo, you are ugly. I've seen dead clowns that were less ugly then you. Even Dagon is more beautiful then you and he is not beautiful. See, it's not nice to talk about other people's heads." Stanley said to Mirie before bursting into laughter. "I'm just messing with you. I've been asked this many times and i always say the same thing. The same thing." He joked to Mirie whilst looking down at the group.

[Kerr]

"Right." said Raven trying to comprehend this madness. "So where is Sheogorath?"

[Linkuya]

The grass blew and rustled the wind... wat
Edited for thelastdovah.