How Shall The War Be Waged?

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How Shall The War Be Waged?

Post by Musicman247 »

The lines have been drawn, the Thanes and Anti-Thanes chosen. But where is the field of battle? How shall this judgement be made?

You, people of UESP, choose ye this day how those who vie for leadership of the UESP will strike their blows!
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Through space combat!
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hey. me and Ackbar want in on this too.

We're like the crazy hobo of this war.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around your throat. :Twisted Evil:
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Thelastdovah wrote:I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around you're throat. :Twisted Evil:
Nope.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

Post by Avron the S'wit »

RAP BATTLE.

Although my sweetrolls will look WAY better than yours.

Edit: Changed my mind. Totally voting for a sweetroll bakeoff. :Twisted Evil:
Huzzah!

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Through a test of our shield's ability to repel firepower of large magnitudes.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Musicma'am wrote:
Thelastdovah wrote:I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around you're throat. :Twisted Evil:
Nope.
You believe that now but in time, i will choke the life out of you. Your last image of this world will be the face of a heavily scarred Dovah as he slowly kills you. Then your entire "kingdom" will be reduced to ashes. :Twisted Evil:
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

Post by Avron the S'wit »

Be kind, my housecarl! We shall wage our walls properly - in the kitchen!

If you guys vote for the sweetroll bakeoff, I will record it and we will make a video. Promise!
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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If you vote rap battle we will record it and make a video. Promise!
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Through trap detecting skill.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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I see no striptease competition. :(
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Sweetroll bakeoff with a twist: perhaps a sujamma chugging contest as well.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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A joust!

Or sweet roll baking. That works too.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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If we pick striptease competition I will record and post that video. I recommend drinking first for those that are old enough because you probably won't want to remember what you see.
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Hell just one bottle of the stuff is enough to knock out a full grown bull netch. Avron being a small human couldn't handle that Dovahkiin.
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Our sweetrolls bring all the girls to the yard, and we're like, ROCK YEAH, they're better than yours!
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Everybody vote for rap battle. you know you want to see The Queen rap.
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Overlord Musicman wrote:Everybody vote for rap battle. you know you want to see The Queen rap.
Everybody loses if we see a white girl rap. At least with sweetrolls, even in defeat, you can enjoy yourself!
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Voted for rap battle! :D
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Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?

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Death by my pastry it shall be! :mrgreen:
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