A Plea from the Democratic Prince!

[Velvet LeChance]

I say break free from the burning shackles of oppression imposed on your by the tyrannical admins who have ruled for too long I say. Too long! Us at the OESLP (Official Elder Scrolls Liberation Party) are devoted to this cause. To cast these cruel oppressors to the dark depths of hell from which they crawled out of.

So when you go to that polling station next Friday afternoon I strongly urge you to vote OESLP. For not only will you ne democratically electing a leader who loves and cares for each member of this forum deeply but for freedom and for the right to get high on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

OESLP!

[Derp53]

Malevolent hive minds are the ultimate peace.

if you_r version of peace is getting killed and assimilated into one collective conscience then sure. Personally, I like my little cloud in the Mesosphere and my free will quite a bit.

[Musicman247]

Too bad. It's only 4PM here, and 2PM for Frosty.

[p-sto]

Malevolent hive minds are the ultimate peace.

if you_r version of peace is getting killed and assimilated into one collective conscience then sure. Personally, I like my little cloud in the Mesosphere and my free will quite a bit.

Well clearly I would be doing the killing and assimilating. It's not much fun from the other side.

[Derp53]

Malevolent hive minds are the ultimate peace.

if you_r version of peace is getting killed and assimilated into one collective conscience then sure. Personally, I like my little cloud in the Mesosphere and my free will quite a bit.

Well clearly I would be doing the killing and assimilating. It's not much fun from the other side.

True, but to assimilate you'd have to be original hive mind. Otherwise you'd have to take prisoners and sacrifice those you captured to the hive mind. Unless Musicman operates like Skynet, then you'd just have to harvest organs and experiment on the innocent. Which I am not, I'm a derpity derp.

[Dirty Spaceman]

But if you join Team Peace, there will be no killing, assimilating, organ harvesting, or experimenting. For unity will prevail - not because it can, but because it MUST.

[Musicman247]

Hive mind doesn't happen for many centuries.

Peace will thrive under my rule. I shall declare it!

[Derp53]

Peace by assimilation you mean?

[p-sto]

I was assimilated early. It was less painful then.

[Derp53]

This Derp does not want to be assimilated. Assimilation is an unacceptable condition and must be averted at all costs.

[p-sto]

You can be stripped of your flesh. It's up to you.

[Derp53]

I have no actual flesh, like I said I'm a happy derp. I live near the exosphere and comprise of a boxman happily playing on clouds. I need no assimilation nor do I want it

[Dirty Spaceman]

So if you live in the clouds, then that means you're already real high. You must be secretly supporting Team Peace!

[Derp53]

Well, I do live high the atmosphere yes. But I'm not actually high on pot, I just like to watch from my cloud and make sure I'm in good form. Boxmen need to stay arranged properly.

[p-sto]

I have no actual flesh, like I said I'm a happy derp. I live near the exosphere and comprise of a boxman happily playing on clouds. I need no assimilation nor do I want it

That doesn't sound tasty at all. Do boxmen burn?

[POMC S117]

*exits hyperspace*

"DIE, HIPPIES!"

[Derp53]

Well, my cardboard is continually wet from rolling around in clouds and I have a water proof, fall resistant flight assistance device in my boxes so I'm not burning anytime soon.

[p-sto]

Darn you indestructible Boxman. I will get you some day.

[POMC S117]

*destroys Houses of Parliament*

"[&@%!]! THÉRE IS NO DEMOCRACY! THÉRE IS ACKBAR!"

[p-sto]

Ackbar looks tasty.

[Derp53]

He is made of flesh you know. Flesh and tasty bone for your harvester.

[POMC S117]

Thëre is no taste, therë is Ackbar.

[p-sto]

We will use salt and spices to add flavour.

[POMC S117]

Thëre is no flavour, therë is Ackbar.

[p-sto]

Ackbar will be consumed until we taste something.