Problem With MCP

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Re: Problem With MCP

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Try boiling the laptop for ten minutes, then sprinkling with basil and salt to taste.

It makes a good meal for up to 4 TPMs, and the heat should kill all bugs.
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Re: Problem With MCP

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Daring Fieldmajor wrote:Try boiling the laptop for ten minutes, then sprinkling with basil and salt to taste.

It makes a good meal for up to 4 TPMs, and the heat should kill all bugs.
Are you out of your [&@%!] mind? Boiling it after putting it through the dishwasher will destroy it.
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Rose of Sithis wrote:
Daring Fieldmajor wrote:Try boiling the laptop for ten minutes, then sprinkling with basil and salt to taste.

It makes a good meal for up to 4 TPMs, and the heat should kill all bugs.
Are you out of your [&@%!] mind? Boiling it after putting it through the dishwasher will destroy it.
Not if he believes in himself.
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Re: Problem With MCP

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I cant fit it into any of my pots
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Kestral wrote:I cant fit it into any of my pots
Well, in that case, just fill a bathtub with super hot water and drop it in.
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Rose of Sithis wrote:
Kestral wrote:I cant fit it into any of my pots
Well, in that case, just fill a bathtub with super hot water and drop it in.
An inflatable pool may also serve you well.
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Kestral seems to have gone missing. I wonder what happened with his laptop. Maybe he misunderstood us and boiled the computer he was using in place of the laptop. Oh dear. Everyone knows you don't boil desktops.
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Nic Cage of Sithis wrote:Kestral seems to have gone missing. I wonder what happened with his laptop. Maybe he misunderstood us and boiled the computer he was using in place of the laptop. Oh dear. Everyone knows you don't boil desktops.
I did :(
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Re: Problem With MCP

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How are you even posting?
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Re: Problem With MCP

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I'll bet he's using Telpethety...tlepathy..telepathety....his brain.
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Nic Cage of Sithis wrote:How are you even posting?
Like this.
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Re: Problem With MCP

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Something's wrong with your trackpad.
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Musicma'am wrote:Something's wrong with your trackpad.
It's actually made with a weird surface on it.
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Re: Problem With MCP

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Kestral wrote:
Musicma'am wrote:Something's wrong with your trackpad.
It's actually made with a weird surface on it.
I dislike off-center trackpads. I guess I'm all about symmetry.

Also, HEY! I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
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