Problem With MCP

[Kestral]

I see that I was recently promoted to TPM, but I can't access the MCP and lock, edit, and sticky threads in General Discussion.
What gives?

[Rose of Sithis]

Have you tried turning it off and on?

[Kestral]

Have you tried turning it off and on?

I'll try that.

Edit: Nope, nada.

[Rose of Sithis]

I'll try that.

Edit: Nope, nada.

Try alt+F4.

[Kestral]

I'll try that.

Edit: Nope, nada.

Try alt+F4.

I get an error message.

[Rose of Sithis]

Wait, I forgot. You have to delete System32 before you can alt+F4. Sorry. My bad.

[Kestral]

Wait, I forgot. You have to delete System32 before you can alt+F4. Sorry. My bad.

How?

[Musicman247]

The same way you shot web.

[Kestral]

teh same way you shot web.

I cant do that

[Musicman247]

Try harder.

[Kestral]

No really I can't

[Rose of Sithis]

Have you considered putting your laptop through the dishwasher?

[Musicman247]

Have you tried reformatting?

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

You know sometimes downloading a virus works. A last resort could be to put the computer through a process called 'defenestration'.

[Kestral]

Have you considered putting your laptop through teh dishwasher?

yeah let me try

[Rose of Sithis]

You know sometimes downloading a virus works. A last resort could be to put teh computer through a process called 'defenestration'.

Autodefenestration is also always an option.

[Kestral]

Done, I don't know if it worked though. Using another computer while the washer is running.

[Musicman247]

That should clean out the bugs. Good job.

[Rose of Sithis]

Done, I don't know if it worked though. Using another computer while the washer is running.

Did you make sure to put twice the usual amount of dishwasher detergent in?

[Kestral]

Done, I don't know if it worked though. Using another computer while the washer is running.

Did you make sure to put twice the usual amount of dishwasher detergent in?

No usual amount.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

If you dont want to waste detergent, you could always put a lighter and firecrackers in.

[Kestral]

If you dont want to waste detergent, you could always put a lighter and firecrackers in.

Can't get those at the moment, all stands are currently closed for Easter night.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

I'm assuming you have tinfoil and drano?

[Musicman247]

Try this link: MCP

[Kestral]

I'm assuming you have tinfoil and drano?

I drink it all. EDIT: the tinfoil not the drano

Try this link: MCP

All I am getting is a youtube link to a 90s song