Sload: Great Race, or THE GREATEST Race?

[Kerr]

The Lusty Argonian maid with an all Sload cast.

[VirtualWeasel]

The Lusty Argonian maid with an all Sload cast.

And a clapping noise heard round the world.

[Mr.Argonian]

Excuse me while I go vomit.

[Da_BossMaN69]

Because reptilian bestiality was any better?

[Mr.Argonian]

Better than obese, hermaphradite slugs engaging in sexual relations? Yes.

[Pilaf The Defiler]

Because reptilian bestiality was any better?

Don't make me fight through more squid-bears to bring you lost fragments of the Shonni-etta. You will regret it.

[Da_BossMaN69]

I regret that I didn't stuff those bear-squids so full of lost fragments gem's start pouring out of their ass.

[VirtualWeasel]

I regret that I didn't stuff those bear-squids so full of lost fragments gem's start pouring out of their ass.

...What?

[Da_BossMaN69]

Back on Topic:

Are Sloads still around even?

You'd think after the Thalmor gained power they'd pay a visit to their ancient enemy.

[all_freed]

I think they're still around. They can probably weave storms and summon things that'll prevent the elves from setting foot on their home.

They may also have the ability to temporarily merge into a powerful, giant slug. Kinda like how the Bosmer can turn themselves into animal spirits with a ritual.

[Pilaf The Defiler]

I regret that I didn't stuff those bear-squids so full of lost fragments gem's start pouring out of their ass.

...What?

Marukhiti business. Disregard.

Anyway...the next game could benefit from more of the weird and less known lore overall. We got a little of it in Skyrim, but not nearly enough.

[Mr.Argonian]

They may also have the ability to temporarily merge into a powerful, giant slug. Kinda like how the Bosmer can turn themselves into animal spirits with a ritual.

Source? I have honestly never heard of anything like this.

[all_freed]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be confusing. I was just using the Bosmer Wild Hunt ritual as an example and was wondering if the Sloads had a their own ritual to combine their bodies to become a powerful slug-toad-thingy-god-numidium type of entity. It's just my imagination.

[Da_BossMaN69]

I think their super-power is teleportation, and advanced necromancy/conjuration (though the latter is just practice).

[Woodhouse]

I read a theory someone had that the sload unleashed their plague to crash the soul economy. Any thoughts haha

[Emzi 43]

I love the sloads, they'll show up eventually, hopefully with the maormer, still, every race has it's weaknesses, but sloads are just awesome