You know you're...

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:31 am

You know you're Irish when you're always up for a bit of craic,(fun)

You know you're Irish when your international soccer team is either always changing managers or getting their arse kicked against a lesser known team.

r · Post by r » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:40 am

Kahn wrote:

You know you're Irish when your international soccer team is either always changing managers or getting their arse kicked against a lesser known team.

That could apply to England too. Who the f*ck is Steve McLaren?

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:22 am

you know your honduran if your country can be bought for seven billion (my birthplace is so poor

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lowbart · Post by **lowbart** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 pm

You know you're a stereotype if you behave in an appropriate stereotypical manner.

You know you're a computer geek when you think differing OS preferences would be a bigger hurdle to a relationship than differing religions. (this is true of me and my girlfriend)

You know you're from New Jersey when you are going home from a party at 3 in the morning and your first instinct is not to go home, but to a diner.

You know you're from New Jersey when you're about to exit a highway and you automatically reach for your wallet (or the car's cigarette tray, which is filled with change).

You know you're a gamer when you're about to do something risky in real life, and you try to quicksave. (I'm sure most of us on this forum have done that)

You know you spend too much time playing TES when you try to persuade a person of something, but you'd forgotten that you actually have to do something instead of clicking on "Persuasion".

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:36 pm

You know you watch too much anime/read too much manga when you start talking with your eyes closed and a dumb smile on your face.

Relax and Play · Post by **Relax and Play** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:39 pm

Everyone knows that if they despise water, they're mad. (Anything else is acceptable.)

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:45 pm

You know you're from Oklahoma if your way of taking a Bubble Bath includes eating beans and waiting 1 hour before getting in the tub

Y'know yer from Oklahoma when'ya type just how ya'talk

r · Post by r » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:12 pm

You know you're a musician when you can work out whether bands on TV are miming or not.

The King · Post by **The King** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:20 pm

r wrote:You know you're a musician when you can work out whether bands on TV are miming or not.

What does miming mean, is that the same thing as lip singing.

r · Post by r » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:22 pm

Yep, combined with your instruments not being plugged in/turned on/actually being played in the first place.

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:23 pm

lip synching and yes

The Dog Whisperer · Post by **The Dog Whisperer** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:16 pm

Guy No. 2 wrote:You know you are Irish if you know someone whose name is Bridie, Mary or Elizabeth. Or all three. Especially the latter.

Or guys called Patrick or Sean.

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:46 pm

r wrote:You know you're a musician when you can work out whether bands on TV are miming or not.

following on from that, you know you're a musician when it takes you ten seconds or fewer to work out what key any song that's being played is in.
The scary thing is, my brother can actually do that

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:37 pm

You know you're a dancer when...

TV time isn't a time for relaxing, it's a time for stretching

you start everything with 5-6-7-8...

you suddenly can't count past 8

ironmaiden83 · Post by **ironmaiden83** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:02 pm

You know you've played Halo online too much when you've been playing campaign offline by yourself for over an hour with your headset on!

Heh heh, I've done that one before.

Dogmantra · Post by **Dogmantra** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:41 pm

you know you've played Halo too much, when you're mugged in the street, but you manage to knock your attacker out, you then start teabagging them...

Hardcorenoobk · Post by **Hardcorenoobk** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:10 pm

you now your high whenyour wife is hot!

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:13 pm

Hardcorenoobk wrote:you now your high whenyour wife is hot!

ooh that one was evil

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:35 am

Dogmantra wrote:
r wrote:You know you're a musician when you can work out whether bands on TV are miming or not.
following on from that, you know you're a musician when it takes you ten seconds or fewer to work out what key any song that's being played is in.
The scary thing is, my brother can actually do that

I can do that too. One easy way is to look at the last note in a song. Generally, that's the key signature. On scales, it's REALLY easy. Just the first and last note.

You know you're Iranian when naming your son Alex is out of the question. Happened to me. Mom wanted to name me Alex but Persians don't really... well lets say jump for joy for that name

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Blackhawk Vegal · Post by **Blackhawk Vegal** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:19 am

You know you're been having a good time, when you use the word drinking, after every other word

Alskar · Post by **Alskar** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:30 am

You know you're Canadian when you think driving in the winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:41 pm

You know your Canadian when you ask where a good place to ski is in the spring

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:00 pm

You know you're Swedish, when you do nothing but drinking beer all day, and calling danish people stupid.

You know you're Danish when you call the Swedish people for "Dumme Svenskere and The German people for "Pølsetyskere(<Been there done that).