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And so it was that Quick Ben, Level 18 Dark Elf Druid and wearer of medium armour, did ascend Mount Assarnibibi and receive the Ebony Mail. So I figured that, even though he had a pretty bossy look going on with a Dreugh cuirass, bonemold pauldrons, adamantium bracers, Orcish greaves, Indoril boots ...

In a remarkable turn of events, the Stormcloaks have decided that the civil war probably isn't going to be solved with a series of minor skirmishes over fortresses and instead have decided to hold a referendum on whether Skyrim should secede from the Empire. Ulfric Stormcloak led the Vote Leave ...

Dear Sheogorath,

Thank you for taking the time to write to the Olympics Association suggesting that we introduce the sport of 'hunting Netch with forks' into Rio 2016. We regret to inform you that we have no plans to introduce the sport at this stage and are in some doubts as to whether it even ...

Warpaint - Undertow

How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven. One to change it, and ten to sit there saying the original was better.

As is dictated by The Law Of The Sod, it's been lovely all week when I've either been stuck in bed ill or stuck at work wishing I was stuck in bed, and now it comes to Saturday when I was thinking of heading down to the seafront for a pint and it's gone cloudy.

Joy Division - Transmission

Major tune.

We make joke, yes?

Vivec's Tears wrote:1337 posts, might as well leave off at an epic number eh.

r   wrote:Her post count will be 1337, and it is the law that you have to stop posting at that point to preserve the mythical post count.

Freakin ninja.

That's what all the ladies say.

Her post count will be 1337, and it is the law that you have to stop posting at that point to preserve the mythical post count.

I shouted 'Poweeeeeeer!' Clarkson-style whilst driving the forklift today. Oh dear.

Jillian wrote:Black jellybeans, rasins, dark chocolate and black licorice. That's it, I'll eat literally anything else in the world except those things.

Isn't that a bit racist?

Grinderman - Bellringer Blues

Veck wrote:I wait until I have an interesting dream, and then steal the story of it, creating my own version. Can you plagiarise yourself?

I wait until some seemingly minor thing happens to me then let it spiral into fiction until I've got a song.

I've just managed to break something on my guitar amp by forgetting about the basic principles of torque.

Motorists, particularly those who own diesel cars and are scrabbling around for something good to say about their horrible paraffin-burning stoves, love to talk about torque all the time ...

r.

Grinderman - Honey Bee (Let's Fly To Mars)

A thrilling mess - the world needs more bands like this.

I haven't been clean-shaven for over 5 years...

Explosions In The Sky - The Only Moment We Were Alone

[&@%!]ing hell!

And there is the flaw in the system, because I didn't actually swear there, I just copied and pasted what comes up when you do.

What a game. I remember playing it for the first time and being amazed at how immersive it was, yet it had a playful side too. There was a proper plot, which is rare for a shooter, absolutely brilliant level design and some absolutely mad yet brilliant ideas - the Ghostbusters gun being the best. I ...

Ha. Comedy Facebook virus doing the rounds.

Talking of exams, my A level courses are now finished and all we are doing is revision. I've just got home from my two-and-a-half hour Russian mock in which the listening paper comprised some laughably slow language work on smoking, the reading was about drugs and sex, and the writing was about ...

Radiohead - Codex

"You come near my tombstone and I'll put you in a grave, you little git. Topper, eh? Topper."