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Holy [&@%!] I really posted that video last night, wow was I [&@%!] up.

Thats alright, I stand by it.

Yup, I'm good with it

Remember kids, when you get f'd up, post videos of it.

And when you really get [&@%!] up, get covered in fluffy kittens.

Tuna and salmon works best. Not that i've smeared myself in that and got smothered in kittens.

It's the flavor of marmalade that cats naturally crave.

Yes, I said 'naturally'. Cats have just about hunted marmalade to extinction in the wild. You'll never see a jar of marmalade in its native forest habitat these days.

Same is coming true for beef, another flavor that cats naturally crave. Ever seen a 7-pound tabby bringing down a 700-pound heifer in the middle of a pasture? Nature in its grandest display.

Here's to another [X Number of Pages] of savageness only our Hippie can provide!

TIL is down.

I want everyone to consider that currently there are probably 3 million people dressed as clowns. That's enough to form a clown city or confederacy.

Enough to fill a giant pit.

Or a medium-sized car.

That's far too many clowns. Good concept for a film though - like Terminator: Rise of the Clowns. Not sure what the threat would be though - perhaps juggling balls being thrown at people, or attacks with squirty flowers. They wouldn't be able to run very fast on account of their large shoes, but they could store all sorts of paraphernalia in their baggy trousers.

*rimshot*

A clown city? My lord...The streets will run red with...Custard.

I been sayin' it! It's not the zombies to worry about it's the clowns! Or maybe zombie-clowns.

Clombies. *shiver*

Red custard? Oh, the absurdity!

Pale skin. Strange marks all over the face. Stumbling over their own feet every five steps...

...How would you tell the difference?

Vampire clowns, on the other hand, would try to act all svelte and sexy. Which is kinda hard if you can't wear black velvet, and clowns can't.

I have a long way to go to get to this kid's stature


Go ahead and try to tell me that isn't SICK AS [&@%!]

Shoot. Y'know how there are 3 versions of those Daedric Sword letter openers? I had preordered the second-most-limited edition at this one store, since the first-most was sold out. Figured I'd have plenty of time to cancel if I found one of the first-most-limited ones, since they said it would be available in "Q3 2014" and that I could always cancel before it's available. And then I found the version I wanted in a UK store. I just confirmed my order a day or two ago when they asked for confirmation, and haven't gotten a message that they processed it yet, so I didn't cancel the other one yet. Lo and behold, the other order became available and shipped today, didn't even get time to cancel it between "preorder" and "ship". So that's an extra $25 I didn't want to pay, and I'll have two copies that I don't need. Will have to try and sell it online. >.<

Or, you know, send it to a Mod friend in Texas.

And of course I meant AKB.

Or if not a mod friend, someone with a more... gastly, appearance.

Still me?

I don't know, Sylveon is pretty benign in it's appearance, and it's defense. One poison jab, flash cannon, or bullet punch and it's dead.

Out with my friend at a gastropub. He's getting married next week!