Competition of the Month - August Edition!

ElGreg · **Posted:** Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:45 pm

Please be gentle

Here it goes:

Spoiler:

Avron the S'wit · **Posted:** Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:50 pm

Haha, I love it, ElGreg! Although maybe that's my Elisif love talking. :heart:

Frost Mage · **Posted:** Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:08 am

I should write one!

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I debated so hard on whether or not to include an unoriginal, "It's to die for", line in there.

Avron the S'wit · **Posted:** Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:09 am

Pretty sure YOLOEPBRT is going to somehow make its way into my vocabulary...against my will. :lol:

Great addition, Frosty!

Zephyr · **Posted:** Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:00 pm

Here goes nothing.

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Avron the S'wit · **Posted:** Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:21 pm

I like the "strongly preferred" section of that ad. :lol:

The SheoDovah · **Posted:** Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:55 am

Spoiler:

Avron the S'wit · **Posted:** Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:05 pm

Sweetroll thief? why, that sounds so...heeeeey. :wat:

That made me laugh, TLD!

The SheoDovah · **Posted:** Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:29 pm

I'm surprised that no-one beat me to it. Think I may stand a good chance of wearing the purple coins.

ConsoleWedding · **Posted:** Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:45 pm

Let's pretend it's not out of character for Calcelmo to invite just anybody into his Dwemer Museum, because I made an exhibition pamphlet for it.

...I probably spent too much time on this. Full size under the spoiler:

Spoiler:

BetaB17 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:02 am

I think I may try one.. :mrgreen:

Not a Spoiler:

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While they may not be that prettiest, these giant arthropods stand at a surprising 60 feet! Fear of heights? No worries, we guarantee your safety by Azura's name!
All across Vvardenfell we provide an elaborate system of travel for all your needs be it trade, civilian, or luxury! We certainly tell no lies!
No other competitor can compete with us! Over land, water, and even loading screens, nothing will stop us from getting you to where you need!

~Worried that an ash storm may brew or a cliff racer may swoop by?~
We have finely hollowed a compartment from it's hardy shell. It is from their that our caravaner can directly manipulate the fellow via exposed organs and tissues.. Eww right?
Not at all my friends! And don't worry, it doesn't hurt them one bit.. In fact, they absolutely love it! Why else would they be howling so loud?
As for the cliff racers.. we're currently working on that. Hired a man by the name of Jiub. We're sure he'll get the job done...

~Rather travel alone?~
Yeah, we can understand that. People can be jerks, it's always nice to have some alone time..
That is why we have our chief enchanter Tarhiel is working on a way to really make things all the more better!
We've been experimenting with personal scrolls that just will bring a whole new meaning to travel! We're really excited!
Last week he said he's almost perfected it, went out to test it.. haven't heard from him since.. He's probably fine..

But worry not! We aim for your convenience, and never at the knee!
So till dawn and dusk we'll stand by and service we. Till that day comes, we can still enjoy our beloved Silt Striders!
Now if we're talking about dragons.. consider us out of business.. Luckily they don't exist..

~Haven't quiet made the deal yet, well wait till you hear this!~
We have personally been a favorite of none else than the Nerevarine! Even the Great Houses admit to how grand our service is!
Only a S'wit would be foolish enough to pass up on such a thing! We're trying to be a business here people..

It goes without saying, we plan on spending our travels with you for another era or two! From what we can see, we're going to have a pretty successful future.
Some furry N'wah with a weird hat said all our profits are going to erupt like never before, and we believe him!
Granted if something bad was going to happen, you can count on us to be the first to hear!
What's the worst that could happen?

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With but a small fee, we can glide you forth to your home beyond!
We will take care of all your needs and never more will you worry on your travels!

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Simply we just don't care, just give us money.

Ad's provided by Silt Strider Industries

dzio · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:43 am

I know I'm a bit late, but the vote is not up yet, so I hope I can still enter.

Here's my dragon attack PSA:

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Musicman247 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:08 am

Alright! That's it! No more entries! Here are your finalist!

Member Entries:
ZeRoc: An Exciting Play!
VirtualWeasel: Not Your Grandma's House
ElGreg: Tamriel's Got Talent!
FrostMage: It's To Die For!
Zephyr: Wanted!
Thelastdovah: Let Me Guess: She Stole Your Sweetroll
Console Wedding: Dwemet Museum Invite
BetaB17: Silt Striders - The Only Way To Travel!
dzio: In Case Of Dragons

Ripcage · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:29 pm

Musicman247 wrote:

It's been six days. I haven't even finished the planning stage of my entry.

Uh-huh.

Musicman247 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:30 pm

And I still haven't!!!! >_>

I was planning on making an advertisement for knee armour, but I figured I already have colored coins. Maybe I'll make it just for fun.

Ripcage · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:40 pm

Musicman247 wrote:

And I still haven't!!!! >_>

I was planning on making an advertisement for knee armour, but I figured I already have colored coins. Maybe I'll make it just for fun.

Sounds like a funny idea and I wouldn't mind seeing it.

The SheoDovah · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:40 pm

It's too late Musicman. Unless you change the rules and risk being accused of being corrupt.

Will be interesting to see who wins this month. Will be very surprised if I win. May have to apologise to Her S'wittiness if i do win for using her to win the comp as i've heard she is a very very petty person.

Musicman247 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:41 pm

If I made it, it wouldn't be added to the entries.

philfredobob · **Posted:** Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:45 pm

Congratulations to Dzio.

Though my vote went to Console Weddings entry. :wink:

dzio · **Posted:** Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:48 pm

So did mine.

Also - wooooooooo!

Thanks for voting for me guys, I had a lot of fun with this entry (even if I had to do it all in Paint).

ConsoleWedding · **Posted:** Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:06 pm

Aww, guys.

Congrats!

Musicman247 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:38 pm

Looks like it's official! Congratulations to dzio, the winner of this month's competition! Enjoy your purple coins. Everyone had great entries, so give yourselves a pat on the back as well!

We'll be back in a day or so with the next CotM! Stay tuned!

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