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You know you're...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:50 am
by Caz
Everyone knows these kind of jokes... like "You know you're in College when High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.""
I'd like to hear more, especially some about being British, but they can be about anything.
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:16 pm
by Dogmantra
You know you're truly English when tea is no longer a drink, but a way of life.
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:36 pm
by Guy No. 2
You know you are truly Irish when you've had potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Trust me, it's happened
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:39 pm
by Daedricmudcrab
You know you're Canadian when you have hockey sticks in your garage, and no one in your family plays hockey
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:04 pm
by The Raven
You know you're Danish if you come from denmark and like Hakkebøf(Dont know how that's spelled in english) with Bearnaise sauce/Brown sauce(I directly made it from the danish word "brun sovs"
) and Potatos.. Yummeh
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:36 pm
by Deandra
The Raven wrote:Hakkebøf
Hakkebøf = Hacked beef = chopped beef maybe?
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:55 pm
by Guy No. 2
You know you are Irish when you are oddly poetic after a few beers
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:48 pm
by Kahn
You know you are truly Irish when you've had potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Trust me, it's happened
Very true!
I could say one but i'd be offending some people
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:17 pm
by The Raven
Deandra wrote:The Raven wrote:Hakkebøf
Hakkebøf = Hacked beef = chopped beef maybe?
Could be, dont know, it's kinda hard to turn pure danish words into english words sometimes.
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:21 pm
by ace62394
You know you're Polish if you add a "y" to an already plural word. Ex: chips-y
(yes, that is how we say "chips" in Polish)
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:07 pm
by Dark Lord Cam
you know your Californian if you say dude and like every five seconds "like dude what did you do "or the infamous "like oh my God!"
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:22 pm
by Guy No. 2
You know you are Irish if you know someone whose name is Bridie, Mary or Elizabeth. Or all three. Especially the latter.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:31 am
by Daedricmudcrab
You know you're Canadian if you get annoyed when people say Canadians speak French
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:19 am
by r
You know you're a Redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:14 pm
by Dogmantra
You know you're a nerd when you can recite pi to 14 decimal places
3.14159265358979[/siz]
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:44 pm
by Guy No. 2
You know you're Irish if you believe Guinness should be it's own food group.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:27 pm
by Daedricmudcrab
you know you're dead if you're not moving
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:10 pm
by Caz
you know you've been studying in britain a while when you realise that British people are queuing politely everywhere except at the bar counter...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:14 pm
by Dogmantra
You know you're English when you see someone standing behind another person, and your instinct tells you to queue behind them
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:19 pm
by Blackhawk Vegal
you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned
)
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:36 pm
by Тeatime
You know you're a fan of a certain group of comedians when curry or lemons instinctivly makes you go "Lemon curry!?"
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:21 pm
by Vesna
Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned
)
You know you're in Russia if it takes you more than a week of non-stop driving to get from one edge of the country to the other.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:46 pm
by Guy No. 2
Vesna wrote:Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned
)
You know you're in Russia if it takes you more than a week of non-stop driving to get from one edge of the country to the other.
Only a week?
thought it would have been longer.
You know you're Irish if the further you get
away from Ireland the more Irish you become.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:39 am
by Vesna
Maybe longer. But, considering that most of the country is empty wasteland where you can drive at 100mph and over, I settled for a week.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:25 am
by Daedra Prince
Blackhawk Vegal wrote:you know your from Texas when it takes you more then 12 hours to drive from one side of the state to the other side (if this was England, you would have drowned
)
You know you're from Australia when your mid sized states are five times the size of Texas.